User:Flutter/Funpages/Poogle Racing

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View the Contestants!

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Poogle One
Lightning quick, and great over jumps, this fighting-fit Poogle is the favourite to win. Odds 3:1.

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Poogle Two
If Poogle Two wasnt distracted so easily he could be the fastest Poogle around! Odds 4:1.

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Poogle Three
This Poogle exhibits great bursts of speed, but is normally very clumsy when jumping.

Odds 5:1.

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Poogle Four
Poogle Four used to be a contender, but now he is getting older he has lost his speed and agility on the racetrack. Odds 7:1.

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Poogle Five
This chubby Poogle has not been getting much exercise lately, and it shows... Odds 9:1.