User:Fishalishalish/Mayonnaise

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Crabs <- Mayonnaise -> Feces
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General
Name Mayonnaise
Symbol Mn
Number 25
Kinkiness moderate to high
Physical Properties
Melting point 27 °C, or maybe 27 °F
Boiling point 386 °C, or maybe 386 °F
Taste Chocolatey

Mayonnaise is a chemical element fundamental to most life on earth. Noted for its sticky texture, mayonnaise has the unique capability of bonding many elements together to form organic compounds of unparalleled deliciousness.

The Fundamental Life Force That is Mayonnaise[edit | edit source]

Mining process[edit | edit source]

The tools needed to mine this element are similar to those of minecraft. The most effective pickaxe to use is the retard axe. Recipe for the retard axe: 2 sticks - placed above eachother 1 retard - placed at the top of the stick handle finish this this of with the Magical Making Aura Of Minecraft that seems to just keep everything together.