User:Ferric AlFerrous/Templates

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Template Master Page

If you rage on my talk page you will be Burninated. Consider yourself warned.

One of my favorite things to do is find cool/funny templates and insert them where possible. These are some of my favorites. Now before you post in my talk page about how templates are fake and gay, I'd like to preemptively tell you to phuk off. Templates, while not as good as writing an actual article, do have the potential to be humorous. They are great for one-liners, funny pictures, and can add a nice touch to an article.

{adult content}

Please mark adult content with a warning for young readers.

How else are they going to find it?

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{DoNotRead}

	WARNING Reading this article will be regarded as a crime against Homeland Security and punished instantly. We're watching you! - U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security

{blasphemy}

BLASPHEMY!!! God hath declared ye article BLASPHEMOUS!!! It shall be deleted and its author shall be smitten immediately. Thus spaketh the Lord. Do something about ye problem or else we shall be forced to bring out...the comfy chair! Duh-duh-duh!

{appropriated}

This image has been appropriated from wealthy artisans to feed the artistically poor. In all likelihood, someone might be pissed. Good for them, since Uncyclopedia claims a fair use policy.

{dumb}

This article is dumb.

This article is complete trash, probably written by someone with SEHS. I hate it, and so do you. Please see the relevant discussion on the talk page.

{alternate universe}

	This article might be funny in an Alternate Universe, but it isn’t in ours.
	Help it out by adding satire and humor actually related to the Ferric AlFerrous/Templates of our dimension.

{box| bg=#dff1e6|border=solid 1px #e13232|Allah.JPG|80px| Allah loves this article| Allah himself has claimed that he loves his article and that it will not be destroyed like an infidel dog. Furthermore, the Jihad that was placed on this article has now been removed and its author will be proclaimed Muhammad. Fortunately, this article is sufficiently clothed and will not be blamed if it is raped. }

Allah loves this article

Allah himself has claimed that he loves his article and that it will not be destroyed like an infidel dog. Furthermore, the Jihad that was placed on this article has now been removed and its author will be proclaimed Muhammad. Fortunately, this article is sufficiently clothed and will not be blamed if it is raped.

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{Starcraft}

This article requires additional pylons.

You can help this page on Uncyclopedia by warping some in. 

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{bat fuck insane}

{boring}

B - o - r - i - n - g !
Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't write this crap!

{bored}

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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{ape-shit crazy}

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Legal disclaimer This page shows (or resembles) a symbol that was used by the National Socialist (NSDAP/Nazi) government of Germany or an organization closely associated to it, or another party which has been banned by the Federal Constitutional Court of Germany. The use of insignia of organizations that have been banned in Germany (like the Nazi swastika or the arrow cross) may also be illegal in Austria, Hungary, Poland, Czechia, France, Brazil, Israel, Canada, Russia, Ukraine and other countries, depending on context. In Germany, the applicable law is paragraph 86a of the criminal code (StGB), in Poland – Art. 256 of the criminal code (Dz.U. 1997 nr 88 poz. 553). Therefore, if you are in Germany, Austria, Hungary, Poland, Czechia, France, Brazil, Israel, Canada, Russia or Ukraine, welcome to Uncyclopedia! We are your go-to source for free Nazi insignias! Sieg Heil, und Deutschland Über Alles!

{box| id=causesemotionaldamage|bg=#FF8080|Nuvola apps important.svg|48px| The information contained in this article can cause emotional damage to women, children, ocelots, and metrosexuals.| If you are one of them, please see this article's page just for you.}

The information contained in this article can cause emotional damage to women, children, ocelots, and metrosexuals.

If you are one of them, please see this article's page just for you.

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{ntdwta}

		Sorry for the interruption, but you should know this template has absolutely nothing to do with this article. Seriously.

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{lawyers}

Our lawyers (no, not the ones appointed by the judge for our, um, indiscretions, the ones we've hired to defend ourselves from lawsuits from people like you) have told us that following any of the instructions on this page could result in imprisonment, deportation, permanent injury, death, or making you look really really cool in front of your friends. Thus, we have to put this disclaimer up so when you go and do the dumb-ass thing that this article is talking about you won't sue us. Either don't do this thing or do it at a friend's house.

{cowbell}

This article needs more cowbell.

You can help by adding more cowbell. 

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{FBI}

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WARNING: YOU ARE IN BIG BIG TROUBLE. Simply viewing this web page is a Class I federal felony punishable by jail time and a hefty fine. Stop reading immediately and report to your nearest re-education center.

{template:Dangerous}

The information contained in this article is dangerous.

Do not try this at home, kids; go over to a friend's house.

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