User:EvilZak/Neccophilia

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The irresistible urge to have sex with a Necco Wafer.

List of people who have or had neccophilia[edit | edit source]

Signs that you might have neccophilia[edit | edit source]

Many people have neccophilia, but don't know it because they miss the warning signs. Be sure to examine yourself frequently to see if you match any of these descriptions, so you can know early when neccophilia is curable.

Here are the signs that you may have neccophilia.

  • You fuck Necco Wafers

Methods of curing neccophilia[edit | edit source]

  • Stop fucking Necco Wafers
  • Grow an insanely larger boner
  • Get Cody Morisson to shake it crazy.