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Your(sic) SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT[edit | edit source]

You are you know. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:15, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Har har, ass. :P - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 00:17, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008[edit | edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 07:45, 5 August 2008 (UTC)


NiggaHomeGirl[edit | edit source]

Hey Enzo Aquarius! I Like the way you designed your User Page. By The Way Did you See The Olympics for 2008?

Thank you, even though it's an absolute mess of code. :D And yes, I did see the Olympic opening ceremony. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 03:03, 9 August 2008 (UTC)

NiggaHomeGirl: YAY!! I'm Glad! I Saw It too! It was pretty Exciting! :D

Thanks for the vote[edit | edit source]

Thanks for voting on my article:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:30, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008[edit | edit source]

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:23, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008[edit | edit source]

Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:48, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Join the UnOrder Today![edit | edit source]

~ Readmesoon

UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008[edit | edit source]

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 12:13, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008[edit | edit source]

–—Hv (talk) 30/08 20:03

UnSignpost: September 4th, 2008[edit | edit source]

―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 5/09 16:42

UnSignpost: September 11th, 2008[edit | edit source]

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 10:53, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Pour vous[edit | edit source]

As promised. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:59, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

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Now I owe you a picture of TTC 1337. :P - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 03:15, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Hey![edit | edit source]

I cannot imagine in all the time I've known you, that I haven't given you this:

Kitten in glass.jpg Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.

Yay!!

Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

Thank you for all the birthday light you shed on me :D You ought to tell me yours so I can return the favor! Thanks! Love, The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 18:32, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 3rd, 2008[edit | edit source]

-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:23, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Credit Crunch[edit | edit source]

Hey, I see that you started Get some Mortgage and wondered if you might like to help me improve Credit Crunch. I have substantially re-written it from the first attempt, which was just insulting to Americans rather than actually funny.

Cheers

Mostly Zen 18:21, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Unsignpost: October 10th 2008[edit | edit source]

Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:32, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Ahem[edit | edit source]

QVFD is all fine and dandy, but it would've been better to just check the page creator's contributions to try to suss out the page that he meant to put on Pee Review...unless you know something I don't. It happens, sometimes. Like that time that I gave a presentation at a physics conference. I turns out that I was all wrong. Not even close. I did jumping jacks for nothing. Nothing! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:18, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

lol, thought it was an error. Be careful with those physics conferences as well. ;) - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 16:36, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
You think that everything is an error. You're the error, man! You're the error! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:42, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Eeeeeeeee.[edit | edit source]


--Clorox Yes, I'm American. No, I don't like George W. Bush. Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 02:47, 15 October 2008 (UTC)

Yay! :D - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 17:26, 15 October 2008 (UTC)

Thank You[edit | edit source]

Thank you very much for the welcome, and I look forward to plotting, er I mean working with you. I come from Halopedia, so I have some know-how about a wiki already, but if I do need help or if I need to send a angry hate mail, I will be sure to contact you. WraithAscendant 02:32, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Sounds good, and make sure to VOTE JOE!. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 02:33, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

What are you doing here, wisenheimer with an Enzo Ferrari? --Jim10271949 02:41, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 21 October 2008[edit | edit source]

--Sycamore (Talk) 09:25, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

yeah....[edit | edit source]

Damn it! Dis Sucks, I mean, why is it that I'm too damn young to f*ckin vote. F*CK SH*T! I am so Pissed! I mean why the @#$$*^< hell can I not VOTE!!! I'M ONLY 15!!!!!! I mean in other MuthaF*ckin countries the legal age is 15. DAMN IT! So why can't 15 be the acceptable age to vote?!?!? WHY?!?!?! And ya know, I'm sorry if I'm bitching to you about my problems, I apologize. BUT REALLY WHY INSTEAD OF 18 WHEN IT CAN BE 15 OR 16???????? WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! --Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 22:12, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

I dunno, ask Buddha? - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 00:54, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
Wait, who Buddha? --Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 06:12, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
The great prince who achieved Enlightenment by following the Eightfold Path. :) - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 03:59, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
Kinda the central figure in Buddhism. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 04:07, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008[edit | edit source]

Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:12, Nov 6

Incidentally, if you want to see an UnSports section in the Signpost, feel free to write just such a thing and pop it in the press room. If it's not the suxxors, it goes in. Cool? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:22, Nov 10

lolcool. Sure, I'll see what I can do. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:10, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Your PLS Award Winning Article[edit | edit source]

I put your article Wikipedia Transit Authority in for VFH, so it could go in the main page. But some people are voting down on your award-winning work, so can you convince them that your article deserves to be in the front page? GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 10:30, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

P.S. Please put your response in my talk page.

UnSignpost: 13th November 2008[edit | edit source]

MrN9001 12:41, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

For the sake of irony, I'm giving you a template.[edit | edit source]

Newcookie.gif Colin "All your base" Heaney has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For making my talk page all the more untidy. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:22, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 20th November2008[edit | edit source]

MrN9001 20:38, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Hi[edit | edit source]

This is a message from your friendly neighbourhood Illogicopedia administrator. Illogicopedia has moved from its home at Wikia! Despite what Wikia claim, none of the community remain there - the site can now be found at:

http://www.illogicopedia.org

If you received this message, it's because you were a user at the old Illogicopedia and haven't yet created an account at the new site. A fair notice, because Wikia evidently refuses to acknowledge the departing community's existence!

Anyway, have fun on the new site, and fnurdletoot.

-- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 14:06, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Judgery[edit | edit source]

Well, the Ball begins this Thursday, and writing will be halted on December 11th. And then the judging begins. I currently have you slated for judging the Best Bad Taste section of the competition, so here's the notice for that (along with likely another notice the week the judging will begin). Let me know if anything comes up so I can fill the spot. Cheers. -RAHB 08:52, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 27th November2008[edit | edit source]

MrN9001 20:55, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)[edit | edit source]

MrN9001 18:59, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 11th December[edit | edit source]

MrN9001 21:01, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Generic TDB Message[edit | edit source]

This is a generic message, being sent out to you, because you are one of the judges that is to judge in this year's Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball judging. The instructions for judging, and the judging results posting, are to be found at this page. Your judging is to take place between the judging days of December 11th and December 21st, and to be posted to the judging page by the end of the judging span. If you are unable to judge the judging, please let me know on my talk page, in which case I will make my judgment of which user is the best prospective judge to judge. Have a good day, and happy judging! -RAHB 01:25, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah[edit | edit source]

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PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING


Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.[edit | edit source]

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

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Tis' The Season[edit | edit source]

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'PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!'

Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, drink and treat your masters with disrespect!

Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS


Happy Holidays!!![edit | edit source]

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Happy Pagan Holiday from Tayor.

Actually, Yule was the 21st. But, uh, the Christian Christmas is a capitalistic farce, so, uh, hah. Long live the original!


And I am SO not a heathen.


have a good one :D The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 14:51, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

BITCH, PLEASE![edit | edit source]

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I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust.

-Colin "All your base" Heaney

During this season...[edit | edit source]

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Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:05, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS![edit | edit source]

Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:48, Dec 24

Merry Christmas[edit | edit source]

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Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
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Treat[edit | edit source]

Candycane.gif Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane!
MA
HO HO HO
GA
NY
CHRISTMAS TO YOU.

Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit | edit source]

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'Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5'


Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!


----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:02, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1st January 2009[edit | edit source]

MrN9001 00:54, 3 January 2009 (UTC)