User:Emmzee/old

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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

You have nude massages.
You have two cows.
You have new maladies. (Last tumor)
You have someone watching you.
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I award this dude a Horrorstar because Abyss is the awesome scary existant. –Demonbob

To-Do List

6:00-8:00 AM Breakfast, read 1337 Bible.
8:00-9:00 AM Kick some puppies.
9:00-9:30 AM Naptime!
9:30-11:00 AM Edit Uncyclopedia.
11:00-1:00 PM Lunch eaten off of dead babies.
1:00-3:00 PM High Tea with English Ambassador.
3:00-4:00 PM Afternoon Naptime.
4:00-6:00 PM Plot world domination.
6:00-7:00 PM Dinner.
7:00-9:00 PM Video Games.
9:00-10:00 PM Goatse.
10:00-11:00 PM Masturbate.
11:00 PM Sleep time!
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This article is obviously created by someone who is Fucking Rad, which makes this article totally sweet. And awesome.
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If you don't shut the fuck up this could happen to you.
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This person is complete, irredeemable trackball. This user is Bat Fuck Insane, and rotates at the mouth. If you attempt to edit him, you will most likely become Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or this person will lubricate your disbelief.

“In Soviet Russia, Emmzee date rapes YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Emmzee

“Why did I even leave a comment in this creative black hole?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Emmzee

“He certainly does suck!”

~ Wayne on Emmzee

“I pity the fool that messes with Emmzee! Talking about...bad for the kids! Don't play me for no jibba-jabba fool!”

~ Mr. T on Emmzee

“There is no other man I admire more.”

~ He-Man on Emmzee

“Uhh...that last quote was pretty gay. You want to say something, He-Man?”

~ Bill Gates on that last quote

“SHUT UP! I'LL CUT YOU!”

~ He-Man on Bill Gates' mean comment

“George Bush doesn't care about Emmzee.”

~ Kanye West on Emmzee

I am now bringing Russian Reversal to every page. Watch out for Emmzee, 'cause I am gonna fuck you up. Seriously.

(points to self) (crotch thrusting) (points to you) (points up)

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The Man, The Legend, The Breakfast Cereal[edit | edit source]

Me after taking acid and then looking at Goatse.

Emmzee is one of the coolest mofo's ever. Except for that Gwax guy. He's cool too. But enough of the brown-nosing.

Why I am Awesome[edit | edit source]

Many people have complained that I am "egotistical". Well they don't know shit about me. Here is a short list of my accomplishements:

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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Related People (for now)[edit | edit source]

That joke never gets old. Ha!

My Favorite Articles[edit | edit source]

The 5 Noble Truths[edit | edit source]

  1. I am Fucking Rad.
  2. I pwn your ass too hard.
  3. I am an Uncyclopedian.
  4. I like Pie.
  5. Metal is the only real form of music.
  6. I was voted "most likely to be eaten by a Grue" at Middle school graduation.
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This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.

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