User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/Random IRC Quotes for Me to use

Names of other chatters are randomly replaced with: Censored, Redacted, ?, and Unknown, to maintain privacy.

Jailbait

19:27:48 <Redacted> Oh yeah, her. She's pretty cute. 
19:27:56 <censored> 16 
19:28:02 <MangaKaDenza> Jailbait! 
19:28:03 <censored> Hmmm 
19:28:04 <MangaKaDenza> Like me! 
19:28:04 <Redacted> I deny everything.

Me on Rosario + Vampire

19:22:06 <Censored> The MC is totally interested in Rosario + Vampire. 
19:22:12 <MangaKaDenza>But it isn't good... 
19:22:16 <MangaKaDenza>Moka... 
19:22:19 <MangaKaDenza>Tskune 
19:22:22 <MangaKaDenza>Moka... 
19:22:25 <MangaKaDenza>Tskune 
19:22:35 <MangaKaDenza>*10 minutes later* 
19:22:38 <MangaKaDenza>Moka... 
19:22:41 <MangaKaDenza>Tskune 
19:22:45 <MangaKaDenza>RANDOM ECCHI! 
19:23:05 <MangaKaDenza>Your typical scene from Rosario + Vampire

Deception Specialist

20:30:20 <?>"Deception specialist Apollo Robbins has many ways of confusing you with confidence games." 
20:30:29 <?>So is that what the kids are calling magicians nowadays? 
20:30:38 <MangaKaDenza>... 
20:30:40 <MangaKaDenza>What? 
20:30:43 <MangaKaDenza>Allright 
20:30:43 <?>After all, tricks are what whores do for money.

Denza is Impure

17:50:57 <Censored>:Redacted: You shouldn't use MangaKaDenza as a measure of the members in this channel. 
17:51:06 <Redacted>:hes too pure? 
17:51:20 <MangaKaDenza>:You should only use MangaKaDenza as a measure of the Denza in the channel 
17:51:45 <Redacted>:theres a manga of denza in this channel 
17:51:49 <Censored>:>pure 
17:51:55 <Censored>:not quite the word I was thinking of 
17:52:01 <MangaKaDenza>:^

Monologue number 1

18:54:16 <MangaKaDenza>True 
18:54:18 <MangaKaDenza>Anyhow   
18:54:26 <MangaKaDenza>I think I caused a shitstorm in IRC 
18:59:35 <MangaKaDenza>SHITSHITSHIT 
18:59:45 <MangaKaDenza>THE TIME IS HIGH TO TROLL THE NSA 
19:02:30 <MangaKaDenza>Wait... 
19:02:44 <MangaKaDenza>I just sent a email from a pseudo account 
19:02:51 <MangaKaDenza>To another pseudo account...

Gender in Uncyclopedia...

23:41:20 <Redacted> I didn't even know there was a spot for gender 
23:41:45 <MangaKaDenza> ... 
23:41:50 <MangaKaDenza> And they gave you admin...

:D

[06:46] <MangaKaDenza> =(

[06:46] <MangaKaDenza> http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:DungeonSiegeAddict510

[06:47] <@Unknown> =(

[06:48] <MangaKaDenza> :D

[06:48] <MangaKaDenza> http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:DungeonSiegeAddict510#Stuff

[06:48] <MangaKaDenza> :DDDDDD

[06:48] <@Unkonwn> =((

[06:49] <MangaKaDenza> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddddd

inb4 MangaKaDenza logs some chat

MangaKaDenza	goes back to staring at anime boys crossdressing

• Kippy inb4 Mr-ex is all "zomg furfag gtfo"
• MangaKaDenza inb4 Mr-ex777 calls my bisexuality out
• MangaKaDenza inb4 Mr-ex777 says something
• Kippy FU autistic bisexual otaku
• Mr-ex777 weeaboofag
• MangaKaDenza inb4 Mr-ex777 ragequits
• Mr-ex777 latent homosexual
• Mr-ex777 are you expecting something else
• MangaKaDenza inb4 inb4
• MangaKaDenza I automatically win
• Kippy inb5
• Kippy I win.
• Kippy Harder.
• Kippy inb4 inb6
• derpyy inb4 "peace
• MangaKaDenza inbRAWUNCONDENSEDFAGGOTTRYBUTTHOLESOFTHEGAYJEW
• Kippy inz∞
• MangaKaDenza I win harder
• Kippy derpyy: ∞ ∞ ∞
• derpyy ∞ Streak: 1 Points: ∞ Streak: 2 ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞
• MangaKaDenza inb∞Gay Jew Wikia
• Kippy inb∂³∑x²
• MangaKaDenza inb∞-777
• MangaKaDenza er
• MangaKaDenza Mrinb-777
• Kippy Mr-ex∂³∑x²
• MangaKaDenza Hmm...
• Kippy derpyy: ∂³∑x² ∂³∑x² ∂³∑x²
• derpyy ∂³∑x² you are Are ∂³∑x² are Are Are are are ∂³∑x² mammaries vagina. ...
• MangaKaDenza inb4 SG1 tells me to stop pinging him
• SG1|Hereish It's okay. I'm spent.
• MangaKaDenza inb4 MangaKaDenza posts more vocaloid
• MangaKaDenza http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRBb5N7-DyQ
• snerk 【叫合唱】ロストワンの号哭【男女10人+αβ】/ Lost One's Weeping - Nico Nico Chorus
• MangaKaDenza It doesn't count!
• MangaKaDenza Its a cover!
• MangaKaDenza (Of a vocaloid vid)
• MangaKaDenza inb4 MangaKaDenza posts J-pop...
• MangaKaDenza Now there you've got me
• Kippy inb4 my man boobs start sweating.
• MangaKaDenza inb4 I get rejected by the girl I like
• Kippy inb4th of July
• Kippy inb4 my eyebrows are burned off again
• MangaKaDenza inb4 Mythbusters gets recancelled
• MangaKaDenza inb4 I kiss the boy I like
• Kippy Psst.. guys. I think Denza might be a little on the queer side
• MangaKaDenza s/kiss/get rejected
• MangaKaDenza inb4 FUCK ALL OF YOU
• Kippy inb4 gay pride parade turns into gay pride riot
• Kippy Gay pride riots = the best
• MangaKaDenza inb4 I turn SG1 gay with anime
• MangaKaDenza
• Kippy My sister had her cigarette stolen by a butch lesbian at one of those.
• MangaKaDenza Lol...
• MangaKaDenza inb4 I get jokebanned in the fork
• Kippy inb4 Bruce Willis is revealed to be a ghost
• Mr-ex777 inb4 you ghey
• MangaKaDenza inb4 I turn fully straight
• Mr-ex777 inb4 you ghey
• derpyy inb4 FUCK YOU you you ghey GHEY BRONEYFUG
• Mr-ex777 inb4 you ghey
• Mr-ex777 inb4 you ghey
• Mr-ex777 inb4 you ghey
• Mr-ex777 inb4 you ghey
• Kippy GHEY BRONEYFUG
• MangaKaDenza inb4 sannase defects to the fork
• Kippy sannse.cx
• MangaKaDenza inb4 The fork buys Wikia
• Kippy inb4 Wikia buys Encyclopedia Dramatica
• MangaKaDenza inb4 Bill Gates buys the fork*

Wikia Created The Universe

The convo is about someone's theology prof, channel #defocus

<Unknown> redacted, Thats not theology, thats sneaky Christian evangelism.
<redacted> ikr
<MangaKaDenza> Always kill the curious ones... 
<MangaKaDenza> They can't know the truth redacted
<MangaKaDenza> They aren't prepared...
<MangaKaDenza> You see redacted
<MangaKaDenza> The truth is...
<redacted> Unknown, he simply couldn't resist spending half the semester on christianity, and the other half on -all other  religion
<MangaKaDenza> Wikia created the universe, redacted
<Unknown> That would suck.
<MangaKaDenza> That is the truth.
<MangaKaDenza> Keep it under wraps
<MangaKaDenza> The public must never know

[bisexual needed]

<Kippy> inb4 you start it up again
<MangaKaDenza> Kippy, http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:DungeonSiegeAddict510/Random_IRC_Quotes_for_Me_to_use#inb4_MangaKaDenza_logs_some_chat
<Kippy> Oh crap, paradox. 
<MangaKaDenza> inb4 JKL1234- responds to ping
<MangaKaDenza> inb4 ifymb comes back
<MangaKaDenza> inb4 I have to eat dinner, so brb
<JKL1234-> nobody cares
<MangaKaDenza> inb4 Mr-ex777 gets here and spams
<Kippy> Dipshit. It's customary to put brackets around it. Nobody cares
<Kippy> Or, to be cute, UN:N
<MangaKaDenza> citation needed
<MangaKaDenza> gay needed
<MangaKaDenza> Hmm
<Kippy> Fool! Citation needed only has one bracket!^[citation needed]
<MangaKaDenza> [tits unneeded]
<MangaKaDenza> [flat chested andro chick needed]
<JKL1234-> Template:Lalanotlistening
<Kippy> Holy shit, you're bisexual???!!
<MangaKaDenza> ...
<MangaKaDenza> I'm FUCKING BISEXUAL
<MangaKaDenza> I'M THE MOST BISEXUAL PERSON HERE
<Kippy> This is news to me.
<MangaKaDenza> I'M MORE BISEXUAL THAN JKL1234- 
<JKL1234-> :O
<Kippy> I'm currently watching musical numbers on YouTube. Take away what you will from that.

hymens

<derpyy>In that case, maybe I can use my milk to recreate your hymen!

SG1 finally agrees with me

[17:12:53] <SG1|Hereish> I'm not saying I'm agreeing with Denza...
[17:12:59] <SG1|Hereish> ...but I'm agreeing with Denza for once.
[17:13:10] <SG1|Hereish> Seriously, fuck Black_Star.

Drawing Req 1

* MangaKaDenza gives the otaku virus to SG1|Hereish 
<MangaKaDenza> ENJOY YOUR ANIME ADDICTION!
<SG1|Hereish> Uguu.
<MangaKaDenza> K-k-KAWAII!
*MangaKaDenza does a cute anime stare at SG1|Hereish 
<MangaKaDenza> YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAII DESU UGUU!
* MangaKaDenza turns chibi
 <MangaKaDenza> *A*
<SG1|Hereish> Bitch, I turned chibi years ago. 
<MangaKaDenza> （´ω｀♡%）
<MangaKaDenza> (●♡∀♡)
<MangaKaDenza> OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAII!
* MangaKaDenza faints like a fangirl
<MangaKaDenza> TIME TO DRAW DENZA AS A CHIBI TRAP!
 <MangaKaDenza> Trap = a boy who looks like a girl
<MangaKaDenza> Bitchez got nuthin on mah manga
<SG1|Hereish> Draw me wearing nothing but rainbows socks, a bow-tie thong, a penguin hoodie, and a purple strapon.
<SG1|Hereish> If you do that, I'll nominate you for something.
<MangaKaDenza> Uh... but if you're wearing a strap-on... where the hell does your dick go?
* MangaKaDenza tries not to think about that
* Roger_The_Bum (~roger@ool-44c1c313.dyn.optonline.net) has joined
<MangaKaDenza> Also, I can't promise you color
<SG1|Hereish> In the bow-tie thong. Make it bulging.
<MangaKaDenza> I'm shitty at color drawings
<SG1|Hereish> That's fine.

� <�SG1|Hereish�>�� Also, feel free to give me a hair clip, seeing as I know how much you love those.

USP Interview

[16:44:07] <ifymb> nope

[16:45:33] * MangaKaDenza ifymb 

[16:45:38] <MangaKaDenza> Interview time bitch

[16:45:44] * ifymb MangaKaDenza

[16:45:50] <ifymb> Ok then

[16:46:08] <ifymb> Cake or death?

[16:46:33] <MangaKaDenza> Death, I'm a maoschist

[16:47:14] <ifymb> If you were to be sexualy aroused by a unicorn, what would you have for dinner?

[16:47:25] <MangaKaDenza> Hmm... 

[16:47:57] <MangaKaDenza> Pasta with homemade marinara sauce, potatos au gratin, and some chocolate mousse

[16:48:09] <MangaKaDenza> (All made by me, of course)

[16:48:28] <MangaKaDenza> (ask me that tentacle rape one)

[16:48:53] <ifymb> that tentacle rape one?

[16:49:05] <MangaKaDenza> Y know,...

[16:49:13] <ifymb> no

[16:49:19] <MangaKaDenza> Fine...

[16:49:28] <ifymb> remind me...

[16:49:36] <MangaKaDenza> Something about manga/crossdressong/aspergers then

[16:49:55] <MangaKaDenza> How many tentacles would you like to be raped by at once?

[16:50:06] <ifymb> How many tentacles would you like to be raped by at once?

[16:50:50] <MangaKaDenza> 8... 2 down my throat, 4 holding me down/whipping me, 1 up my ass, and 1 just there...

[16:51:31] <ifymb> that was a graphic image I will never forget

[16:52:19] <MangaKaDenza> Dis guy getting raped, btw

[16:52:19] <MangaKaDenza> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:MangaSketch.png

[16:52:37] <ifymb> Now, if you were a bisexual manga loving SPIKE fan, what sort of clothes would you wear?

[16:56:24] <ifymb> ...?

[16:56:50] <MangaKaDenza> Hmm

[16:57:01] <MangaKaDenza> Denim jacket, polo, jeans, and a skirt

[16:58:05] <ifymb> What liquid would you happily shoot from your penis?

[16:59:07] <ifymb> ...

[16:59:31] <MangaKaDenza> sperm

[16:59:40] <ifymb> other than sperm

[17:00:23] <MangaKaDenza> Uh...

[17:00:24] <MangaKaDenza> blood?

[17:00:26] * lubmil has quit (Quit: noc, ppa)

[17:00:51] <ifymb> happily...

[17:00:53] <ifymb> ?

[17:01:16] <Sockadelic> Piss.

[17:02:02] <ifymb> Um, thanks for that Socky. 

[17:02:42] <MangaKaDenza> Imma go with...

[17:02:55] <MangaKaDenza> Apple juice?

[17:03:14] <ifymb> Tasty stuff

[17:03:35] <ifymb> Finally, do you eat gay ass chicken nuggets?

[17:03:53] <MangaKaDenza> NOPE!

[17:04:26] <ifymb> Oh, and how badly do you want to be a dickgirl?

[17:06:50] <MangaKaDenza> Somewhat

[17:07:45] <ifymb> okay that will be in the next usp, whenever that happens...

TEH COCK OF SCIENCE!

<badmachine> !dicks
<derpyy> This is the th'cock of SCIENCE. Let th'COCK OF SCIENCE *FUCK YOU*.
<UncycBot> 8==D
<badmachine> :D
<Madclaw> THE COCK OF SCIENCE...BITCH
<MangaKaDenza> OPEN THY ANUS
<badmachine> screwing the orifices of christianity since 1949
<MangaKaDenza> AND ACCEPT THE COCK
<MangaKaDenza> OF SCIENCE!
<badmachine> hot

Random IRC Insanity

[12:03:55] <MangaKaDenza> >inb4 Denza is in the list three times
[12:03:56] <CatTheColourful> like,
[12:03:57] <MangaKaDenza> http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Worst_100_Reflections_on_2013
[12:03:57] <CatTheColourful> yesterday,
[12:04:00] <MangaKaDenza> :DDDDD
[12:04:03] <CatTheColourful> with Hotadmin4u69
[12:04:05] <CatTheColourful> comedy gold
[12:04:10] <MangaKaDenza> 95. Denza tricks some idiot spammer into disclosing his password and email over IRCNo I'm fucking  serious, it like, actually happened. People still aren't sure how it happened.
[12:04:11] <CatTheColourful> oh? :D
[12:04:13] <derpyy> oh? :D :D :D :D :) :D :D
[12:04:20] <MangaKaDenza> 89 One word, Denza. AKA DungeonSiegeAddict510Starts shit in not only the new uncyclopedia, but also  UncycloWikia, and IRC; gives an aspie middle finger to everyone, yet is oblivious to doing so.88 Then he redeems himselfThrough edit patrolling, being less of a bitch, and being less gay bisexual.
[12:04:30] <CatTheColourful> ah
[12:05:23] <MangaKaDenza> Keep it under wraps
[12:05:23] <Kippy> I resent that there's no note of Mr-ex777 being sodomized by Matt Smith.
[12:05:31] <CatTheColourful> ^^
[12:05:33] <CatTheColourful> WHY THE FUCK NOO
[12:05:43] <Kippy> "97. Bizzeebeever is opped. Officially screwed" Bwahaha
[12:05:49] <CatTheColourful> :D
[12:06:26] <Kippy> Bizzeebeever has asked me several times, "How the fuck am I admin and you aren't?"
[12:06:35] <CatTheColourful> yeah
[12:07:05] <CatTheColourful> Kippy is so much better than everybody in the uncyc ;_;
[12:07:25] <Kippy> The first thing I shall do the day I become admin: Ban Famine. 
[12:07:27] <MangaKaDenza> Wat about me?
[12:07:34] <CatTheColourful> ^^ ahahahaha! :D
[12:07:40] <MangaKaDenza> Can I haz the admin?
[12:07:42] <CatTheColourful> ^^
[12:07:42] <CatTheColourful> hmm
[12:07:51] <CatTheColourful> can you have an admin?
[12:07:52] <Kippy> The second thing I shall do the day I become admin: Ban Frosty until he comes out of the closet. 
[12:07:57] <MangaKaDenza> :D
[12:08:10] * CatTheColourful sends an admin in a box to India
[12:08:10] <MangaKaDenza> I didn't just come out of the closet with my bisexuality
[12:08:20] <Kippy> The third thing I shall do the day I become admin: Play BDSM games with MangaKaDenza 
[12:08:24] <MangaKaDenza> I FUCKING DESTROYED THE CLOSET
[12:08:27] <CatTheColourful> AHAHAHA
[12:08:37] <CatTheColourful> XD
[12:08:37] <MangaKaDenza> Also Kippy 
[12:08:42] <MangaKaDenza> Check the list again
[12:08:43] <MangaKaDenza> 87. Mr-ex777 gets brutally sodomized by... lots of people. This is what Uncyclopedia has come to... just  injokes now?SPIKE may have used the articles to make an argument against us.
[12:08:44] <CatTheColourful> Set it on fire bietch
[12:08:45] <derpyy> Set this to WHORE it seems more on Hero Who wrote fire to defend
[12:08:54] <MangaKaDenza> SET PHASERS TO WHORE
[12:08:57] <CatTheColourful> MangaKaDenza: nice add
[12:08:59] <CatTheColourful> ahaha
[12:09:05] <Kippy> "I didn't just come out of the closet with my bisexuality...I FUCKING DESTROYED THE CLOSET" - MangaKaDenza 
[12:09:13] <MangaKaDenza> Feature!

lemonidiot

Fucking X-chat

<lemonpie> haii
<lemonpie> RAHB: can youse unban me on #uncyclopedia?
<RAHB> lolno
<lemonpie> MangaKaDenza? Zombiebaron? maaaaaybe ifymb?
<lemonpie> RAHB: y not?
<MangaKaDenza> Dud
<lemonpie> im sooo soz 4 wat i did
<MangaKaDenza> Reb
<lemonpie> pls?
<RAHB> Because it's Wenesday
<MangaKaDenza> Unbn him
<RAHB> Wednesday*
* You are now known as ZOOMYBRON
<ZOOMYBRON> REB
<lemonpie> bt its um..
<ZOOMYBRON> #UNCYCLOSHITIA
<lemonpie> thursday here?
<ZOOMYBRON> OPZ PZ
<ZOOMYBRON> REB
<lemonpie> :o no ban!
<ZOOMYBRON> LET ME UNBAN
<ZOOMYBRON> PLZ
<lemonpie> pls
<ZOOMYBRON> ^
<lemonpie> i wont spam!
<ZOOMYBRON> Dude, RAHB
<ZOOMYBRON> He said pls
<lemonpie> i wont trol u prety pls?
<lemonpie> ill sho u my dick if u unban if u want
<RAHB> Ask lostlabyrinth, he's admin
<lemonpie> okey
<lostlabyrinth> all administration affairs must be dealt with in #freenode
<lemonpie> lostlabyrinth: can u unbaaaan?
<lemonpie> aww
<lostlabyrinth> just give them the same proposal in there and you'll be fine
<lemonpie> okey
* You are now known as MangaKaDenza
<MangaKaDenza> Dude
<MangaKaDenza> He's in #unops
<lemonpie> i cant talk!
<RAHB> Yeah #freenode is good with this sort of thing
<RAHB> #unops is an overflow channel
<JKL1234-> unops is heaven
<MangaKaDenza> unops is gay jew butthole of the internet
<lemonpie> yugh?
* You are now known as TheFakeazneD525
<lemonpie> fuk u
<lemonpie> i cant speek!
<lemonpie> u fucking lier...
<lemonpie> HUG
<lemonpie> HUH?
<lemonpie> TheFakeazneD525: unban pls
<TheFakeazneD525> Dude
<TheFakeazneD525> I don't haz ops
<TheFakeazneD525> I'm serious
<TheFakeazneD525>  /msg chanserv access list #uncyclopedia
<TheFakeazneD525> Try that command
<lemonpie> okey
<lemonpie> laglaglag
<RAHB> TheFakeazneD525 is lying
<RAHB> He's the lead op
<TheFakeazneD525> Yep
<TheFakeazneD525> I own Uncyclopedia
<lostlabyrinth> just do "/part unban me from #uncyclopedia" and it should work
<RAHB> ^
<lostlabyrinth> worked well when I was banned from #wrongplanet
* lemonpie has quit (Excess Flood)
<lostlabyrinth> lmao
<RAHB> lol
<TheFakeazneD525> :DDDDD
<JKL1234-> do i have the balls to get him klined?
<TheFakeazneD525> dude
<TheFakeazneD525> He has like
<TheFakeazneD525> A menal condition
<TheFakeazneD525> Don't do it
<lostlabyrinth> he should do /nick AssRape
<JKL1234-> yes
<TheFakeazneD525> *mental
* lemonpie (de9bae92@gateway/web/freenode/ip.222.155.174.146) has joined #darthipedia
<lemonpie> eeeeeh lag!
<TheFakeazneD525> Ah… I hate lag
<lemonpie> yeeh liekwise
* lemonpie is now known as bumsex
<bumsex> liek my nick?
<TheFakeazneD525> Nope
<lostlabyrinth> do /nick AssRape
<lostlabyrinth> it's cooler
<bumsex> okey
<TheFakeazneD525> That nick will get you kicked from every chan ever
* bumsex is now known as AssRape
* AssRape has quit (K-Lined)
<lostlabyrinth> XD
<JKL1234-> :D
<TheFakeazneD525> :DDDDDDDDD
<JKL1234-> he's probably trying to talk right now lol

Mr-ex777's gender, revealed by a bot made by the founder of #anime

[01:42:56] <Yippik> ]8ball Is Mr-ex777 a girl? 
[01:42:56] <ljrbot> Yippik: In your dreams.
[01:42:59] <Yippik> Bah.

Irc Insanity 2

[10:51:47] <MangaKaDenza> click the link to my fork account
[10:51:50] <MangaKaDenza> on the fork page
[10:51:58] <MangaKaDenza> you'll find a link to my wikia account
[10:52:16] <Kippy> Oh, so you're telling me that you're linking both your accounts to each other? 
[10:52:23] <MangaKaDenza> yes
[10:52:28] <MangaKaDenza> literally
[10:52:32] <MangaKaDenza> interwiki 69'ing
[10:52:42] <Kippy> Cool. Thanks for interrupting a good fap session to tell me this. 
[10:52:56] <MangaKaDenza> Noprob
[10:53:02] <MangaKaDenza> Also, what u fapping to
[10:53:04] <MangaKaDenza> no links
[10:53:07] <MangaKaDenza> just describe
[10:53:38] <Kippy> I would say "none of your business", but then your mind would go wild, so I'll just cum (heh heh) out and say Asian lesbians. 
[10:53:46] <derpyy> I feel like would hurry up, I'm going say about "none of good of CUM your talkpage logs of business", but drugs like our but what is then leaves to your shoes on anybody else mind is POLISH ZOMBIEBARON Zombiebaron around would be in go 5 dolla footlong at wild, so sleepy time TO read so i I'll need just vote on IRC. Then cum on the (heh heh) heh) out out the fuck YOU very inspiring and BOSTON loldongs suck MY dress.. say shit fuckers
[10:53:53] <MangaKaDenza> Hmm
[10:54:05] <JKL1234-> male asian lesbians 
[10:54:06] <MangaKaDenza> BOSTON LOLDONGS

And Now a Word, From Anton

[11:17:00] <Anton199> Well, everyone is an ass, but some people are just more asses that the others

FUCKING CALLED IT YA WHORES!

[20:44:29] <MangaKaDenza> I predict cat will arrive soon
[20:44:51] * CatTheColourful (5894cbf1@gateway/web/freenode/ip.88.148.203.241) has joined

Even derpyy hates Xbox Live

[11:04:50] <derpyy> You you are Are gay go, for causing sufficient girl! Kill one Kill xboxlive plz those pentagrams <3 ;)

Androgynous Girl I met

[19:48:43] <Poorsoft> retar d
[19:49:14] <RAHB> That's funny because I've been here for two hours and I haven't seen him highlight you
[19:50:00] * _clayton50000006 (~kimboslii@69.0.17.45) has joined
[19:50:29] <Sockadelic> derpyy: ONX RAHB VAGINA
[19:50:30] <derpyy> ONX RAHB remember VAGINA RAHB RAHB RAHB mammaries vagina
[19:50:43] <ONX> RAHB: he did earlier
[19:50:50] <RAHB> derpyy: highlighting ONX for fun and profit
[19:50:51] <Sockadelic> derpyy: VAGINA
[19:50:52] <derpyy> highlighting names ONX ONX ONX for the asshole. i failed me fun on today though cigarettes near and of profit of
[19:50:53] <derpyy> VAGINA RAHB
[19:51:24] <Sockadelic> derpyy: VAGINA for fun and profit
[19:51:26] <derpyy> VAGINA RAHB Answer: zipporah Streak: for EVERY TIME fun HAppy SPAM SPAM SPAM and forgot what are are Guy profit dipping in 1872 Emily

shit frum poorsoft

[19:57:06] <RAHB> I think Poorsoft is trying to tell us something
[19:57:06] <Sockadelic> !kick Poorsoft 
[19:57:07] * UncycBot has kicked Poorsoft from #uncyclopedia (GTFO)
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[19:58:20] <Poorsoft> !kick Poorsoft
[20:02:01] <Sockadelic> Lol.
[20:03:26] <Poorsoft> "I don't want anything to come between us either." Lisa is stunned. Glancing at Ella she stammers, "But are you sure?" Ella reaches over and begins to play with Lisa's breast through the thin material of the dress. Lisa feels her pussy get wet instantly.
[20:04:48] <MangaKaDenza> :D
[20:05:37] * SG1|Hereish (~chatzilla@unaffiliated/supergeeky1) has joined
[20:05:50] <Poorsoft> Slowly bending over she brings her mouth down to the right breast and begins kissing the nipple gently. She feels Ella's breath deepen, and takes her nipple into her mouth. She begins suckling on the nipple and feels Ella's body shiver in response. Lisa slides her hand under the dress and up Ella's inner thigh; gently reaching her pussy she strokes the dip between her thigh and her mound.
[20:05:58] <Poorsoft> SG1|Hereish: just in time :)
[20:06:14] <MangaKaDenza> :DD:D:WAjr 9783 0b87
[20:06:23] * MangaKaDenza SG1|Hereish SG1|Why
[20:06:24] <SG1|Hereish> Ahoy.
[20:06:28] <MangaKaDenza> _arent you gay yet
[20:06:32] <MangaKaDenza> ;_;
[20:06:34] <MangaKaDenza> plz be gay
[20:06:52] <SG1|Hereish> In my rectal passage.
[20:07:23] <SG1|Hereish> NOEP
[20:07:41] <MangaKaDenza> SG1|Hereish, needs moar yaoi
[20:07:42] <derpyy> SG1|Hereish, needs his grandmother and moar spam MONTH MOTHERFUCKING yaoi =
[20:07:45] * RAHB SG1|Hereish MangaKaDenza
[20:07:50] * SG1|Hereish RAHB 
[20:07:55] * MangaKaDenza RAHB SGay1|hereish
[20:08:02] <SG1|Hereish> I do wish I still had a grandmother. =(
[20:08:04] * SG1|Hereish MangaKaDenza
[20:08:09] <RAHB> Oh, excellent
[20:08:17] <RAHB> Thanks for the link SG1...
[20:08:25] <MangaKaDenza> SG1|Hereish, you need moar gRANDMOEHTE
[20:08:28] <SG1|Hereish> Did it give you a confused boner too?
[20:08:37] <RAHB> Something like that...
[20:08:48] <MangaKaDenza> I didn't click
[20:08:54] <RAHB> I assume the blood is fake
[20:09:02] <MangaKaDenza> now, lemme tell you this here starry
[20:09:12] <SG1|Hereish> Indeed, thus why I don't really care if I get a boner or not.
[20:09:17] <MangaKaDenza> So, I was at this model United Nations convention
[20:09:24] <MangaKaDenza> I met this cute girl
[20:09:31] <MangaKaDenza> she was unbeliveably androgynous
[20:09:32] <Sockadelic> What's that a gif of?
[20:09:36] <RAHB> God, you are so white
[20:10:02] <SG1|Hereish> Sockadelic: It's two kittens playing tag.
[20:10:09] <RAHB> ^
[20:10:21] <Sockadelic> MangaKaDenza: Why do you think androgynous girls are cute? O_o
[20:11:03] <MangaKaDenza> cuz
[20:11:11] <MangaKaDenza> THEY ARE MOTHAFUCKA
[20:11:15] <MangaKaDenza> ahem
[20:11:21] <MangaKaDenza> as I was saying
[20:11:31] <Sockadelic> Bah, it's some bloody girl.
[20:11:37] <MangaKaDenza> So she was the delagation of the Maldives
[20:11:54] <MangaKaDenza> She had a lot of great points to make
[20:11:57] <MangaKaDenza> but get this
[20:11:59] <derpyy> but I can have get banned for derpyy. ;_; this crap is gay gay
[20:12:03] <MangaKaDenza> she was too shy to say them
[20:12:06] <MangaKaDenza> ...which was hawt
[20:12:28] <RAHB> You're going to be a riot at frat parties
[20:12:57] <Poorsoft> "Very certain," I answered as we neared each other. Our heads came together and we kissed. She tasted like  Coke and breath mints. We assaulted each other's mouths while we still kept an eye on Timmy. A woman's tongue is totally unlike a man's. It doesn't overpower but allows for sensual exploration.
[20:13:08] <Poorsoft> Timmy is the child they're babysitting, LOL
[20:13:32] <SG1|Hereish> TIMMEH TIMMEH LIVIN' A LIE
[20:13:49] <RAHB> "tasted like Coke and breath mints". I think that would turn me off.
[20:14:02] <RAHB> Residual Coke is a terrible sensation
[20:15:02] <Poorsoft> It hummed and moved in my ass. She got back on her knees to continue my ass-licking. When her mouth found and sucked on my pussy as the vibrator moved, I exploded. "Oh! Shit, fuck," I hollered.
[20:15:03] <Poorsoft> "Is mommy ok?" Timmy said alarmed.
[20:15:17] <MangaKaDenza> anyhow
[20:15:38] <MangaKaDenza> so, I slipped her a note saying I want to discuss a resolution with her
[20:15:47] <MangaKaDenza> she responded that she would meet me in my room
[20:15:52] <MangaKaDenza> ^.^
[20:15:57] <RAHB> O_O
[20:15:58] <MangaKaDenza> And naturally
[20:16:03] <MangaKaDenza> I was estatic
[20:16:12] <MangaKaDenza> Like... picture that sketch of me
[20:16:16] <RAHB> So did you "end world hunger"?
[20:16:18] * RAHB wink wink
[20:16:18] <MangaKaDenza> 5000% happier
[20:16:25] <MangaKaDenza> and with a boner
[20:16:28] <MangaKaDenza> anyways
[20:16:32] <SG1|Hereish> I swear to fucking God, if this ends with "I'm gonna need about tree fiddy", I'm gonna go ballistic.
[20:16:34] <MangaKaDenza> so I replied sure
[20:16:40] <RAHB> XD
[20:16:47] <MangaKaDenza> so later, she came into my hotel room
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[20:17:01] <MangaKaDenza> (btw this all went down in the Hyatt Vancouver)
[20:17:08] <RAHB> Of course it did
[20:17:19] <RAHB> White people like  you stay at the Hyatt when they go to mock UN meetings
[20:17:24] <derpyy> White ones. The people to add like a green EGGS and you could like children stay a at 11, 2012 that, the reasons to Hyatt Regency in hell"  - when I am. Henry they don't bother go FORTH to #uncyclopedia spam mock how UN magical world (brand meetings of the Young 
[20:17:32] <MangaKaDenza> and we talked about a plan to help prevent bioterrorism
[20:17:40] <MangaKaDenza> so, we came up with a few ideas 
[20:17:46] <MangaKaDenza> talked about funding
[20:17:56] <SG1|Hereish> Sexy. 
[20:18:03] <MangaKaDenza> then, she turned to me... and in a shy sweet voice, said
[20:18:09] <SG1|Hereish> Wait for it.
[20:18:11] <MangaKaDenza> "Can I ask you something?"
[20:18:16] <MangaKaDenza> Then I replied
[20:18:17] <SG1|Hereish> It's coming.
[20:18:25] <MangaKaDenza> "Anything for you, my love"
[20:18:32] <MangaKaDenza> At which I blushed profusely
[20:18:36] <MangaKaDenza> and then ran out
[20:18:37] <SG1|Hereish> Any second now.
[20:18:38] <RAHB> Oh God, this is turning into a really bad nineties kids movie
[20:18:45] <MangaKaDenza>  cried for an hour
[20:18:50] <MangaKaDenza> then came back in
[20:18:53] <MangaKaDenza> said I was sorry
[20:18:57] <MangaKaDenza> she said its fine
[20:19:00] <MangaKaDenza> so then I said
[20:19:05] <MangaKaDenza> "Whats the question"
[20:19:10] <MangaKaDenza> She was like
[20:19:17] * SG1|Hereish prepares his smasher
[20:19:18] <MangaKaDenza> W-well, its kinda personal
[20:19:27] <MangaKaDenza> And subsequently
[20:19:34] <MangaKaDenza> my boner hardened
[20:19:39] <MangaKaDenza> anyways
[20:19:43] <MangaKaDenza> i was like
[20:20:00] <MangaKaDenza> "It's fine, if it's personal, it'll be between the two of us"
[20:20:05] <MangaKaDenza> And she was like
[20:20:08] <MangaKaDenza> "thanks"
[20:20:14] <MangaKaDenza> "Allright...
[20:20:23] <RAHB> "Get on the floor and I'll show you my foreign diplomacy plan."
[20:20:26] * Poorsoft cums
[20:20:26] <MangaKaDenza> S-so f-for this p-plan t-to work
[20:20:27] <derpyy> "Get on Ethine's got popular on The structure worn in Seattle the military floor as he was mad because and I have I'll be lying with a comment show always will not you find my my bot's sig foreign affairs, they seize from diplomacy Which spaceship vfh. 7
[20:20:42] <MangaKaDenza> I'mma need about three fiddy
[20:20:46] <MangaKaDenza> I blinked
[20:20:51] <MangaKaDenza> I was like
[20:20:54] <MangaKaDenza> "Whut?"
[20:20:56] <MangaKaDenza> 0_0
[20:20:57] <RAHB> XD XD XD
[20:21:02] <MangaKaDenza> And she was like
[20:21:10] <MangaKaDenza> "Two fiddy will suffice"
[20:21:13] * SG1|Hereish SMASH
[20:21:18] <SG1|Hereish> I FUCKING CALLED IT
[20:21:21] <MangaKaDenza> And then I handed her two fiddy
[20:21:29] <SG1|Hereish> Goddammit, Denza.
[20:21:31] <MangaKaDenza> then we had hot sexy socially awkward sex
[20:21:35] <MangaKaDenza> the end
[20:21:38] <SG1|Hereish> You're not supposed to give her two fiddy. She'll just come back for more.
[20:21:50] <MangaKaDenza> btw, some parts are true
[20:22:05] <MangaKaDenza> I did go to a model UN conferance in the Hyatt Vancouver
[20:22:05] <SG1|Hereish> Like the whole part about her being a loch ness monster?
[20:22:18] <MangaKaDenza> there was a cute androgynous girl with glasses, who was shy
[20:22:23] <MangaKaDenza> ^seriously
[20:22:28] <RAHB> And you didn't say a word to her
[20:22:38] <MangaKaDenza> It took a day for me to realize she was a girl
[20:22:50] <SG1|Hereish> Hawt.
[20:22:53] <RAHB> ahahahahah
[20:23:05] <MangaKaDenza> But... I was too much of a goddamn social coward to ask her if we could be friends
[20:23:11] <MangaKaDenza> I just asked for her signature
[20:23:20] <SG1|Hereish> "C-c-can we be... friends?"
[20:23:20] <MangaKaDenza> and then we never saw eac h other again
[20:23:21] <SG1|Hereish> Smooth. 
[20:23:23] <derpyy> and create another interpretation of Dicks, then made we refuse to delete my never HURT ANYONE PCP NOW I saw when there we live Stars? each  other qualities other games again that naked Pope election for
[20:23:25] * MangaKaDenza breaks down crying
[20:23:31] <MangaKaDenza> WHY AM I SO SHY
[20:23:32] <SG1|Hereish> Wait.
[20:23:35] <SG1|Hereish> You asked for her signature?
[20:23:36] <MangaKaDenza> ;_;
[20:23:39] <MangaKaDenza> SG1|Hereish, yes
[20:23:46] <MangaKaDenza> I know her name
[20:23:48] <SG1|Hereish> Is this normal behavior that I've been missing out on?
[20:23:55] <MangaKaDenza> BUT HELL IF I'M GIVING YOU HER NAME
[20:23:57] <SG1|Hereish> Who asks a girl for their signature?
[20:24:00] <MangaKaDenza> Me
[20:24:05] <RAHB> Masturbating with a signature does seem a bit difficult
[20:24:05] <MangaKaDenza> Model UN people
[20:24:09] <Poorsoft> MangaKaDenza: interesting
[20:24:16] <MangaKaDenza> RAHB, I;m not that desparate for secks
[20:24:27] <RAHB> Not yet, anyway :P
[20:24:29] <Sockadelic> "Give me your signature so I can sign legal documents for you!"
[20:24:30] <Poorsoft> I usually take covert videos of people so I can fap to them.
[20:24:32] <SG1|Hereish> No lie, I masturbated to the first phone number I ever got from a girl.
[20:24:43] <MangaKaDenza> SG1|Hereish, OF COURSE YOU DID
[20:24:50] <MangaKaDenza> I actually belive that
[20:24:53] <MangaKaDenza> considering 
[20:24:56] <RAHB> I believe it to
[20:24:57] <MangaKaDenza> #uncyclopedo
[20:25:07] <RAHB> That takes absolutely no stretch of the imagination in fact
[20:25:13] <SG1|Hereish> I think you mean #pedopedia
[20:25:26] <Sockadelic> Yes, this channel is full of masturbators.
[20:25:37] <MangaKaDenza> uncyclokidfiddler.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
[20:25:39] * Poorsoft cums
[20:25:40] * derpyy fondles CatTheColourful's
[20:25:43] <MangaKaDenza> D:
[20:25:56] * MangaKaDenza bitchslaps derpyy 
[20:25:57] <Poorsoft> or #masterbaiter
[20:26:00] <MangaKaDenza> HANDS OFF BITCH
[20:26:31] <MangaKaDenza> Lawl
[20:26:46] <MangaKaDenza> also, I never invited her to my room

I get kicked out of my gender

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[22:08:54] <MangaKaDenza> :D
[22:08:55] <Qzekrom> Hi Mr-ex777
[22:09:01] <MangaKaDenza> Mr-ex777 I got a sex change!
[22:09:05] <MangaKaDenza> I'm now a girl
[22:09:09] <MangaKaDenza> but...
[22:09:14] <MangaKaDenza> I'M FLAT GODDAMNIT
[22:09:15] * Mr-ex777 MangaKaDenza Qzekrom
[22:09:18] * MangaKaDenza starts crying
[22:09:20] <Mr-ex777> MangaKaDenza: lies
[22:09:33] <MangaKaDenza> ...
[22:09:35] <Kippy> We must start a fundraisier to pay for Denza's desired fake boobs. 
[22:09:36] <MangaKaDenza> you are
[22:09:38] <MangaKaDenza> CORRECT
[22:09:43] <MangaKaDenza> I'm still a male
[22:09:50] <Kippy> We'll put a notice banner up on the site and everything. 
[22:09:50] <MangaKaDenza> how did you guess Mr-ex777 ?
[22:10:00] * Qzekrom bought fake labia last night.
[22:10:12] <MangaKaDenza> Kippy however...
[22:10:18] <MangaKaDenza> I may consider a sex change...
[22:10:28] <MangaKaDenza> when the procedure is advanced enough
[22:10:34] <MangaKaDenza> so that I'll look like a girl
[22:10:37] <MangaKaDenza> like, real girl
[22:10:38] * Qzekrom is offering his pingas for sale.
[22:10:57] <Kippy> You're gonna need a sex change. The entire male gender has signed a  petition to kick you out. 
[22:11:30] <MangaKaDenza> wat?
[22:11:32] <MangaKaDenza> even you?
[22:11:33] <derpyy> even LOG in you? I now
[22:11:34] <MangaKaDenza> ;_;
[22:11:58] <Kippy> I signed with a fake name so the IRS can't track me. 
[22:12:22] <Kippy> GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, THE GUBBERMINT DOES
[22:13:01] <MangaKaDenza> D::D:D:D::D:
[22:13:51] <Kippy> I hear females don't want you either. You're like the Stingy Jack of the  sexes.

Reddit likes incest

Channel #powder-social; If I was split into a hyper me, and a shy me, the hyper me would fuck the shy me.

[08:42:23] <jacob1> according to this new website, reddit.com is located at 69.31.11.25. It also says:
[08:42:24] <jacob1> Other domains hosted in IP range: 69.31.11.*
[08:42:25] <jacob1>     69.31.115.77inceststories.biz
[08:42:25] <jacob1>     69.31.115.237homeincestvideos.com
[08:42:25] <jacob1>     69.31.115.235momstryanal.com
[08:42:25] <jacob1>     69.31.115.75family-incest-porn.org
[08:42:26] <jacob1>     69.31.112.144boygeniusreport.com
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[08:43:05] <jacob1> reddit is related to a lot of incest apparently ...
[08:44:40] <Mingey> ...
[08:44:50] <Mingey> I'm into many things
[08:44:57] <Mingey> and incest aint one of them
[08:45:02] <Mingey> unless its twincest
[08:45:02] <jacob1> reddit is into that though
[08:45:04] <jacob1> lol
[08:45:07] <Mingey> or selfcest

No

[10:24:36] * MangaKaDenza kisses nslay on the lips
[10:24:58] <MangaKaDenza> Lookin for a cute girl to fufill all your desires? PM me for a good time
[10:26:56] * nerdshark gives channel operator status to nerdshark
[10:26:59] * You have been kicked from #randomchannel by nerdshark (no)

Ok then..

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[19:53:58] �18�<��28Apofisu�18�>�� I'm almost 30 with no wife and no children ;_;
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[20:08:59] �18* ��28Apofisu� forcibly marries and impregnates Generality
[20:11:01] �18* ��28Apofisu� pours kerosene on his penis, lights it, and runs around starting a massive forest fire with his penis

NERD!

[13:06:24] �<��itidus21��>� MangaKaDenza: theres more. i own street fighter the movie on bluray�

I have no original title for this

[00:25] <forks> it will lvl up your tea by like 5000 anti-gaijins

How to Get Laid: A Guide for Linux Users

#defocus [04:51] <MangaKaDenza> how to get laid, for linux users: [04:51] <MangaKaDenza> Step 1, install KDE [04:51] * Eren97 is interested in the guide [04:51] <MangaKaDenza> Step 2, install an animesque theme, or a ultra techy theme [04:52] * LyingLion reaches for a notepad and pen [04:52] <MangaKaDenza> Step 3, find person to sex [04:52] <MangaKaDenza> Step 4, show them desktop [04:52] <MangaKaDenza> Step 5, HOT SEXY LINUX FUNTIME PENIS [04:52] <Eren97> ^^ [04:52] --> qasaur (~qasaur@81-230-125-42-no118.bredband.skanova.com) has joined this channel. [04:52] <LyingLion> Instructions not clear, Penis stuck in terminal [04:52] <MangaKaDenza> seriously, all my friends orgasm over my themed KDE setup [04:53] <MangaKaDenza> so.. I have to clean my computer a lot [04:53] <MangaKaDenza> and change my clothes if they;re facing me [04:53] <MangaKaDenza> :T