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GamerHate, also known as 8chan, is a far-right MRA pedophile Nazi hate group movement hellbent on the genocide of every female and minority on the planet, under the guise of ethics in gaming journalism. Starting in July of 2014, the leader of the Patriarchy, known as Hatewheels, gathered an army of assorted MRAs, pedophiles, neo-nazis, KKK members, and jihadists from ISIS, for the sole purpose of removing women and minorities from the video games industry. However, many brave souls have stepped up to fight back against GamerHate. Prominent examples include the fine staff of Gawker Media and Vox Media, pioneers of feminism, with their objective and unbiased journalism of this tragedy. In addition to those brave enough to write about the militant hate group, prominent game developer Zoe Quinn, the first woman ever to be allowed to work in the disgustingly misogynistic gaming industry, has taken on the daunting task of fighting for the rights of oppressed women everywhere by speaking out against the hate movement. Anita Sarkeesian, who bravely runs the charity Feminist Frequency, has been exposing misogyny in the video games industry since 1926, and has taken up the fight against GamerHate alongside Zoe. Finally, game developer Brianna Wu, often grudgingly cited as the most talented game developer in the industry by the misogynist majority, has also spoken up against the terrorist group GamerHate.

History of GamerHate[edit | edit source]

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. After getting drunk, he made the Patriarchy (Genesis 6:9) and created the first GamerHate supporter to oppress womyn, as God is a well known misogynist. Over the course of the ages, GamerHate has taken many misogynistic incarnations, including Satan (another misogynist), The Spanish Inquisition, The KKK, Nazi Germany, and Justin Bieber Fans. While thought to finally been eradicated by Gawker in the Great Feminist War of '48, GamerHate has resurfaced in 2014. Lead by the new leader of the Patriarchy, Hatewheels, a new massacre has started on women and minorities globally.

Great Feminist War of 1948[edit | edit source]

In 1948, the first great feminist war occurred, with a decisive feminist vyctory.

Present Day[edit | edit source]