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If I don't see the USP in the next 5 seconds![edit | edit source]

I'll edit on Wikia! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 08:16, 3 July 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit | edit source]

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

The Newspaper That Won't Tell Everyone That You Wet the Bed! Oops...

July 7th, 2013 • Issue 199 • Still fashionably late.

The PLS results

By Anton

This is needed to know stuff.

The thirteenth edition of the PLS was held a while ago (in May). If you would like to know the result, we (me) decided to make life easier for you and give you the result of the contest, so you don't have to go all the way to the PLS page (one click).

Just to remind you, all in all there were 4 categories and, therefore, there were supposed to be 4 people who got the first place and other 4 who got the second. However, this was not exactly what happened, as there are 6 writers who ~~came from nowhere and~~ won the second place, therefore diminishing the amount of prize money that others got.

And so, here are the results! We (everyone) congratulate Zombiebaron for writing the Best PLS article "The Uncyclopedia's Owner Manual" and IFYMB! for his second best article "UnScripts:The Treaty of Minaj-Black" (these two articles got featured after)! We also congratulate the winners of all the other categories: RedHot ("My Dinner"; the best noob article), TheMillionRabbit ("Hold Your Wii For A Wee contest; the second best noob article) and Tmchale ("Searching for Topological Degeneracy in the Hubbard Model with Quantum Monte Carlo"; the secon second best noob article), Zana Dark ("Disturbed"; the best rewrite), Tmchale again ("Ludwig Wittgenstein"; the second best rewrite) and IFYMB! again again ("Opposite Day"; the second second best rewrite), Zombiebaron again ("The Last Unicorn in Vinnitsa"; the best potatochop) and finally Dexter111344 ("Ghost in the Trench"; the second best potatochop)! Thanks to all the participators and judges!

The Uncyclopedia App

By Anton

There has recently (a certain amount of time before the latest UnSignpost issue) been a lot of talk about creating an Uncyclopedia App as well as an Uncyclospecies. The idea consists in producing and selling the app which will transform all the human beings who use them into Uncyclopedians. The majority of the users (about 50% of those two who really participated) found this idea great (think that it is funny to talk about) and maybe even began working on it (asked someone else to think about it). Nothing else is known about them, as they disappeared soon after the first experiments were held.

The main problem this project has is that, in fact, nobody knows how to create an app. In addition to this, there is no money, as most of it was spent on Ferraris, that were supposed to bring more money but didn't. Finally, some people think that it might be harmful for the environment (nobody cares).

The project is currently being discussed (some users still post random spam on the forum) and with a certain probability the app is going to be created in nearby future (it is never going be to created but some people do think about it). Anton (talk) 12:51, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Ask Zombiebaron!

Who is your real identity? Before being a zombie? (asked by Y): Before being a zombie I was just a regular person that nobody had ever heard of named Burt Reynolds.

Dear Zombiebaron, is it true that you own Mike Nesmith's original wool hat? (asked by RAHB): No, that is not true.

Is uncyclopedia supposed to be stupid? (asked by Lyrithya): No, it's supposed to be funny.

Will you make me an admin again, Bureaucrat Zombiebaron? (asked by Ljlego): Yeah.

Or three? (asked by Multiliteralist): Nope.

Ask Zombiebaron questions and he will probably never answer them!

Check out these pages!

Top VFH competitors:

1989 (8.5:2.5)
Probability theory (7:1)
George H. W. Bush (4.5:0)

VFH Highlights of the week

UnNews:Islamic controversies ruining 9/11 celebrations across the country (13:1)
UnScripts:The Treaty of Minaj-Black (11.5:3)
The X-HEIRS (8.5:0)

IRC Log of the Week
<Madclaw> "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
<ifymb> ahh yeah

Kippy has joined #uncyclopedia

<Kippy> BUTT POOP!!!!
<Madclaw> where else would poop come from silly
<Madclaw> well except for SPIKE's mouth that is

UnNews of the Week
UnNews:Uninformed Westerners unsure who to support in Egypt

Millions of uninformed idiots in the Western world have been left "completely unable" to decide who to support during the current Egyptian crisis, an UnNews report can exclusively reveal.

When asked his opinion, Todd Layman, 22, an English major, said "Alright! Arabic Spring Part Deux! Democracy now!" However, when we explained that the Muslim Brotherhood was the party elected by the democratic elections which the Arabic Spring provoked, Layman asked us not to print his reaction.

Random Article of the Week

An article that contains nothing but my potato chip situation

IFYMB! Mystery

I fight your mom, Batman! (guess by Multiliteralist)

I found you milking boners (guess by RAHB)

I Forgot Your Milkyway Basket? (guess by Cat the Colourful)

I Fucked Your Mom's Brother (guess by DungeonSiegeAddict510)

I fornicated your mom's bonobo (guess by Hotadmin4u69)

Infinite Flying Yellow Monkey Battleships (guess by Zombiebaron)

Incestuous fellatio, your moronic butt! (guess by Multiliteralist)

I fucked your mom's bitch! (guess by Hotadmin4u69)

I believe it is pronounced just the way you spell it. (guess by Moose)

Guess, guess, guess!

Contributions to UnSignpost

Contributors: IFYMB!, Anton, Zombiebaron

UnSignpost Main Page • Contact the Editors • Sign Up for Delivery • Get the Userbox

And enjoy the news! Is it too late? Anton (talk) 17:49, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Hey hey[edit | edit source]

Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Syrup thieves caught... Also, your interview will be in the next Signpost. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:43 7 July 2013

HEY FUCKFACES![edit | edit source]

I'll be on IRC tonight (Pacific time) I lost my usb with hexchat... and I haven't gotten sleep... but I'll try today. Love, --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 23:02, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

I can't wait that long! Here's something derpyy just said: "Zombiebaron IS a raping girly boys with butts" -- Kip the Egg Talk Works

02:45, Jul. 8, 2013

Denza...[edit | edit source]

...please stay. I love you :D IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:08 9 July 2013

Ugh, my last edit for now. #uncyclopedia is fork controlled, despite sannase being the group contact. And the fork ops want me gone from #uncyclopedia. Ergo, I assume they want me gone from the site as well. I came back at some point because I thought if I edited and did some edit patrolling, I would get a second chance in #uncyclopedia. I didn't. I had to get 2 new clients, to get in. And I've improved in IRC behaviour, with the occasional spam posting. And today, just because my client bugged out, I get banned from #uncyclopedia. I'm nothing more than a mere tool here. And frankly, I don't want to be someone's tool. Also, as I remember, the only reason I have to use this account, is goddammed #uncyclopedia. That channel is the reason I had one account stolen from me, and nearly got other accounts compromised. Despite that, I came back, one last time. Yet, if this is going to happen, then I'm sorry. I don't want to be part of something where my work isn't appriciated in the least. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:43, 9 July 2013 (UTC)

I honestly thought I had unbanned you from the channel right after the ban happened. If your cloak is still not unbanned I'd be more than happy to unban it for you. --EMC^[TALK]21:15 Jul 9 2013

Allright, fine. though a lot of bans were put in place. Denza*!*@* *!*@*denza and my IP address, again. Also, could you take kiwiirc off of autokick? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 21:19, 9 July 2013 (UTC)(My hiatus is cut short now)

Looks like Zombiebaron is the only one with access to the autokick list. Maybe he can also tell us why he put you back on autokick too. --EMC^[TALK]21:39 Jul 9 2013

Daddy's home.[edit | edit source]

I adopted you, now if you need any help from me, just go on my talk page and tell me. Thanks, son. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:16, 20 July 2013 (UTC)

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Can I haz admin?[edit | edit source]

Plz? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 00:59, 24 July 2013 (UTC)

Perv of the Month![edit | edit source]

	Perv of the Month July 2013

Technically, we have a few more days until the month is over, but since that award is no longer really active, I'll just give it to you now. I doubt any other competitors will show up and win at the last minute. ~[t h s] UotM 23:42, 07/24/2013

Yo[edit | edit source]

I'm not mad at all that you moved my article around as I weren't the one to put into mainspace anyways. But... I still don't think you have the right to decide when Uncyclopedia has enough in-jokes, right? RIGHT? I'm not going to revenge this time and I'm leaving this case alone, but you don't have the right to do that... Really. Well, I'm not mad at you, as I said before. But NEXT TIME, when you remove my work around, please, PLEASE, PLEASE, atleast TRY to write my name correctly! My name is not CatTheColorful, nor is it Cat the Colorful, it's Cat the Colourful, with an u on it ;_; I'm european, you know! Please remember this. Thank you, Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:49, 26 July, 2013 (UTC)

Hello[edit | edit source]

Is it me you're looking for? — S G1 ^{[citation needed]} 20:01, 26 July 2013 (UTC)

Spammy[edit | edit source]

YOU ARE GAY FOR ASS

-- Kip the Egg Talk Works 03:15, Jul. 27, 2013

Yes I am. But only if it is attractive and asthetically pleasing ass. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 23:23, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost

The Newspaper Not Secretly Controlled By Mordillo, We Swear!

August 1st, 2013 • Issue #200 • Archives • Press Room

Servers Paid For Until 2014; World Peace Inevitable

Approximately how much money Uncyclopedia has now. Oh well, one zero is still more than no zeroes.

In a genius financial maneuver called "eat only Ramen for nine months", Uncyclopedia administrator Isarra has paid for Uncyclopedia's servers until September with what little student loan money she had left.

The remaining three months of 2013 were paid for with money raised from donations, merchandise sales, and advertising on the Uncyclomedia Shop. It cost $277.80 of the site's whopping $307.51, leaving the rest of the admins with barely enough money for their Ferrari gas tanks and an Uncyclopedia Android app.

However, this makes it obvious that the site is not yet financially self-sustaining and that other methods of generating revenue and/or more exposure to Uncyclopedia are needed if the site will do better in 2014. Ideas proposed on IRC include advertising, finding a generous sugar daddy, playing the lottery, and selling synthetic marijuana. Also worth considering is that even though raising awareness of the site through word of mouth and Operation Infamous is embarrassing and socially isolating, it will attract more people who will (hopefully) put money in our cup. And clicking on the ads in our e-store helps a bit too.

Count to a million fiasco
On July 29th, 2013; the infamous Count to a million thread which is popular for it's time wasting appeal was locked by Frosty in what could be said as "an action of gay gay gay proportions." ~~Several~~ Just three users took to the streets to protest this decision, angry that their only source of time wasting has been taken by one gay snowman; of course, they didn't protest or anything so nothing notable happened.

When we asked Frosty about this, he responded "This is to make sure people edit in the mainspace like they're supposed to, for so long very few edits have taken place in mainspace and it seems like the most popular thing here is that blasted thread. I feel like I've made the perfect choice." However, TheHappySpaceman and co-partner in crime Kırby think otherwise; claiming that "This is just so Frosty can get the "gayest person in the world" award; we've made attempts to make the thread viable by contributing comics and other stuff and to mock all of our attempts, that's gay indeed. Even gayer than Mr. Winkler's F."

Everybody else is oddly not disturbed by this recent conundrum; knowing full well that the thread will be open in a week. "It's nice that we have a motivation to edit mainspace, I was getting tired posting numbers in an attempt to reach a million. Hey, maybe I'll make a featured article in a week." said a random Uncyclopedian. Okay, so it's not much of a fiasco as we portrayed it to be but two people are pissed off and that at least has to make it a mini-fiasco right? As of writing, TheHappySpaceman and Matthlock are currently planning to write a mainspace article, presumably with lots of gay jokes.

UnDroid
For eons, an Uncyclopedia Android app was only a pipe dream. Maybe like two weeks ago. Thankfully, it's now a reality. The app, developed by some guy you've never heard of named Jude Pereira, can be found here. It's free in exchange for money and referring your friends to download the app. The app also has many exciting features such as AutoTypo 1.0, which shrinks the keypad and allows you to create typos faster than ever before, and Zoom 0.8, an innovative feature allowing you to make large things small and small things large. It's truly revolutionary technology, and it's completely free. So download it, use it, and be somebody.

Biopic
In this Biopic we examine the trials and tribulations of Fakehater who, with a few uploads under his belt (however that works), is taking audio requests in the Village Dump. He says he enjoys proofreading, doing audio, and based on his userpage, The Goonies. He is also into older women but, like most UnNews reporters, he has little to offer any dignified, diabetic septuagenarian. Embarrassingly, his IRC nickname is "arsenic_x", which we're pretty sure is what created the Powerpuff Girls.

From The Logs
• 20:53, July 19, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Lemonpie (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Infinite ‎ (just fuck off pls)
• 17:13, July 19, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of -3600 seconds ‎ (how many dicks could a dick sucker suck if a dick sucker could suck dick?)
• 11:41, July 1, 2013 Lyrithya (Talk | contribs) blocked Lyrithya (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 31 millennia, 6 centuries, 8 decades, 8 years, 269 days, 17 hours, 37 minutes and 3 seconds ‎ (Better number of nines)

Top VFH Competitors
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VFH Highlight Of The Week
Katy Perry hit generator (10/0)

From The Forums
• Remember a time when Uncyclopedia didn't suck
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• The day the music was born again and accepted Christ

UnSignpost News
You are probably noticing that the UnSignpost looks a little bit different. That's because it is. If you don't like it then that's just, like, your opinion and stuff man.

IRC Quote
[13:35] <DogTheColourful> I WILL FUCK YOUR HOUSE AND BURN YOUR MOTHER DOWN

--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 19:26, 7 August 2013 (UTC)(BisexualAspieOtakuPedia)

Girl Name[edit | edit source]

-- Kip the Egg Talk Works 20:21, Aug. 9, 2013

<complain>Denza is so impatient that he did not wait for several days for me to deliver the USP and put it on his own page as if he was the Deliverer while he isn't.</complain> Anton (talk) 07:17, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

—

(talk) (contributions) 21:34:24 2013/08/14 UTC

You[edit | edit source]

I see you around a lot. And you actually go by a name that isn't your username... You seem interesting, or is it all just a lie and you are actually really boring --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 19:35, 15 August 2013 (UTC)

Nah, I'm pretty interesting. Ask CatTheColourful, RAHB, or kip the dip about me. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 19:36, 15 August 2013 (UTC)

... A true interesting person wouldn't need other people to prove it... HE WOULD PROVE IT HIMSELF/ --Happymonkey39

Dah Meme Master 20:40, 15 August 2013 (UTC)

Who is this Denza anyways? o.o Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz

17:48, 16 August, 2013 (UTC)

You don't even know the name of your lover? Shallow dude, shallow. --Happymonkey39

Dah Meme Master 21:05, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Thing[edit | edit source]

AN AWARD!

This user has done something or other which has earned them enough of RAHB's respect, for RAHB to give them an award template. Ironically, this template is rather generic, and despite the fact that RAHB thought this user deserved an award, he couldn't be arsed into personalizing it for them. Perhaps he'll explain the reason you got it, if he feels like it.

For writing an article that doesn't suck. -RA HB 21:43, 16 August 2013 (UTC)

hey denza[edit | edit source]

whats up. — (talk) (contributions) 00:03:34 2013/08/28 UTC

Edit[edit | edit source]

Since you reverted a similar edit by the same user to your talk, are you interested in rolling this back? Or do you think it is a worthwhile addition? I'm somewhat in the habit of patrolling recent changes on various wikis so I notice stuff and try to decide whether it's constructive, and I wasn't sure about this one. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:48, 3 September 2013 (UTC)

Is this some sort of grudge that you have against me? FFW tags don't work like that.[edit | edit source]

    22:55 	Faggotry‎ (diff | hist) . . (+38)‎ . . DungeonSiegeAddict510 (talk | contribs) (How did I know Mr-ex777 wrote this?) [rollback]

    22:44 	Digimon‎ (diff | hist) . . (+38)‎ . . DungeonSiegeAddict510 (talk | contribs) (So many people hate us, its funny) [rollback]

    22:36 	Cave Story‎ (diff | hist) . . (+38)‎ . . DungeonSiegeAddict510 (talk | contribs) (SPERM BURGERS! HOT OFF THE COCK! GET 'EM FRESH YA BASTARDS! ALSO SERVING PENISDOGS!) [rollback]

if yes, then reconsider your tagging. FFW tags are not meant for personal grudge.

TL;DR; reconsider some of your tagging.

--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 05:16, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, Denza, if you have any problems against Mr-ex, FFW-tags aren't meant for presonal attacks, you know. Although I read through those articles they're were not that good so they kinda need the tag... But please mind that FFW isn't for attacking. Allright? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz

12:16, 6 September, 2013 (UTC)

No, I don't have a grudge. Context is sexy, so have context for each of the three change summaries.

I know how you like ranting about faggotry, and so I guessed that you may have wrote it, and then I tagged it, not because of a grudge, but it didn't seem that funny. And after I tagged it, I opened the history in another tab, and lo and behold, you were there. So yeah... Again, not a grudge.
I like to consult others for some descisions, as I am sometimes indecisive. So I decided to go to the channel that i'm not allowed to talk about here. They were all like, "Burn one page? Why not all?" So I decided to lampshade that in a change summary.

Tl;Dr: l2lampshade.

Aspergers+ADHD+Randomness+Irc+uncyclopedia+ffw+boredom+keyboard+time on my hands= that change summary.

So yeah.... --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 23:53, 8 September 2013 (UTC)

Also, a total off-topic question but why the fuck do you want revive Aimsplode? If you want to talk with him, do it somewhere else like in gmail or such, because, as you might have already noticed, nobody wants him here. I know that I'm rude against him and I am in purpose, as I have my own personal reasons for that. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz

12:19, 6 September, 2013 (UTC)

Denza, concerning what Cat said: are you trying to get attention (as Aimsplode did) or do you really respect him and borrow his ideas? Anton (talk) 10:01, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

Lolno. I don't support, or agree with nazism, or Aimsplode. As with the response to Mr-ex777's gentle query, context is sexy. Some guy in #powder made a line of rainbow swastikas. And then I lol'd at that, spammed it into #uncyclopedia, then Kippy called me aimsplode, then I replaced all the text in my sig (mein siege!) to that line of swastikas. After that, there was debate over the situation. Since I haven't supported nazism in the past, nor do I plan to, everyone said "meh" and went back to jerking off to midget porn. As for the forum to bring back aimsplode, I pretended he was pmming me, and then I made a forum randomly, just cuz I was free. In short, noep.wmv kthxbai. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 23:53, 8 September 2013 (UTC)

Excuse me sir but what the hell you were doing at #powder ? I thought you don't do drugs ;_; Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz

13:15, 10 September, 2013 (UTC)

Powdertoy.uk or something. Look it up man. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 22:37, 10 September 2013 (UTC)

I wonder[edit | edit source]

Is this you? User:Matthlock/sig2 23:02, 13 September 2013 (UTC)

Block[edit | edit source]

Sorry about that :( I do agree though that you should have been a little less bitey. I would also strongly suggest that your edit/move summaries describe what you did and/or why. Summaries such as "BONER STATUS: LONG AND HARD. ANDROGYNY STATUS: FEMININE LOOKING" or "Cuntymints" are, to put it rather bluntly, unhelpful, and no offence but I can kind of see why Chaoarren said you should go to Encyclopedia Dramatica. Just saying... – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:06, 15 September 2013 (UTC)

:D[edit | edit source]

Imma try something.

MWAHAHAHA, FAGGOTRYCEPTION BITCHEZ!!!!

--The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 19:05, 15 September 2013 (UTC)

I do not understand this edit. It had a red exclamation mark by it, but you have rollback rights so you should be autopatrolled. ?????? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:17, 15 September 2013 (UTC)

Blanking pages[edit | edit source]

Please do no blank pages, especially pages that you add to QVFD. -- The Zombiebaron 17:45, 18 September 2013 (UTC)

Allright. But say, do you know where the code for the gadgets is? TELL ME! --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 18:01, 18 September 2013 (UTC)

Fucking bitch![edit | edit source]

Keep it and change Jack Phoenix name! You bastard now if you don't spell his name right, you'll be permanently banned! MWHAHAHA!!!!! MagicBus 20:56, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

YO[edit | edit source]

Check out VFH. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 01:35, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

Blergh[edit | edit source]

Users have the right to blank their talkpages whenever they want to. You must not revert their edits when it comes to their talkpage. --Mimo &maxus 15:56, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

I think not. We should have as many intact talkpages as possible, so that we have accurate logs of what shit goes down. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 17:14, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

This is what the History button is for. --Mimo &maxus 18:33, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

Cuntery. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 18:36, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

What is it with you and people's talk pages? If someone does not want the welcome template then he shall not have it! Same thing goes for people who want their talk pages being blank! Start cooperating bro. --Mimo &maxus 18:41, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

I think he is mistaking this site's policy with that of Uncyclowikia. On Uncyclowikia, users aren't allowed to blank their talk pages without archiving them. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:51, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

WHAT?! Really?! Ok, that's some weird shit.. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz

05:04, 24 September, 2013 (UTC)

No man. I'll tell you weird shit. Go onto gelbooru.com and in the search bar, type trap reverse_trap. That's weird shit. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 05:07, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

“It's a trap!”
~ Admiral Ackbar

--Mimo &maxus 13:19, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

Today...[edit | edit source]

After logging in at school, a person found out my password. He then just made some sandwich edits here, then logged in, but used my username. I then reverted that edit he made, as he logged in to my account. I then now changed/reset my password. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions 16:55, 29 September 2013 (UTC)

:v --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 15:53, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

QVFD[edit | edit source]

Thank you very much for reporting spam pages there. I'd like to let you know though that the convention seems to be to indent the pages with a colon: [[:Page title]]. Would you please do that in the future? Thank you. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 14:41, 7 October 2013 (UTC)

Danzathel Aetherwing-sama no Shoushitsu[edit | edit source]

Its been long enough. I guess unban me. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 15:50, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

I'd like to but I can't. I hope someone does because I think you're a good editor. Also, not really on topic but I guess your edits to this page aren't showing up as patrolled because you're blocked. Can't imagine why that would be. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:43, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

"It's been long enough"? Ha! Isn't it quite a coincidence that Denza remembered that "it's been long enough" the same day when Spike banned him from the Wiki Uncyclopedia? --Mimo &maxus 20:55, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

...thats just rude. Also, I wanted to make a suggestion box type thing. A FUCKING SUGGESTION BOX. I DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEAS AT THE MOMENT, SO I JUST MADE THAT UNTIL I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING YOU ASSCLOWN. AS WELL AS THAT, TELL SPIKE THAT I DIDN'T PROPOSE A VFS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BECOMING A SYSOP. TELL HIM TO SHOVE THAT OPINION UP HIS ASS. I DID IT BECAUSE I WAS TIRED OF SEEING VANDALS NOT BANNED FOR A WHILE, AND SHIT PAGES NOT HUFFED FROM QVFD. Tell POTR to stop defaming every action I make, and stop reverting me Mimo. IN ADDITION TO THAT... I CLEARLY STATED IN THE CHANGE SUMMARY THAT I WAS GOING TO FINISH VOCALOID LATER. SPIKE could have userspaced it... but nooooo. I mean, its around the same number of clicks. Clearly, that was not an adminy action, but more like him just wanting to shove me around. Now, regarding the IRC thing, the reasons for opposition are somewhat nullified by the benefits. But fine, you guys oppose it, it shouldn't matter. Big deal. Eat a goat. NOOOOO... You guys just had to hold onto that one example of me doing things out of order, and use that to make me a power hungry fool. I will come back after my two weeks are up, but if I am persecuted as such again, don't blame me for it. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 03:11, 18 October 2013 (UTC)(yeah, I called you an assclown. Whachoo gon do?)

Someone relay the above to Spik an the other guys. But nicely. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 02:42, 19 October 2013 (UTC)

Ι have already done it but ,unfortunately, he doesn't care to infi-ban you. But I can't really understand your thinking. You're asking people to "nicely inform" SPIKE that you tell him to "SHOVE HIS OPINION UP HIS ASS"? I so much regret trying to convience SPIKE to remove your ban. You're a lost cause. --Mimo &maxus 10:17, 19 October 2013 (UTC)

Nou --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 10:20, 19 October 2013 (UTC)

I shouldn't have expected a serious answer from you. --Mimo &maxus 10:22, 19 October 2013 (UTC)

I love how you guys keep misquoting me. I said "That opinion" and because it was unbased. I admit, Denza252 had I want to become an admin for a while, but doesn't every noob want that? As well as that, Uncyclopedia, I'm afraid, isn't on the top of my priority list, so I've been busy with stuff and things. Thats why I could only do short things and then vanish for a bit. etc The point is... you guys suck at interpreting me. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 10:25, 19 October 2013 (UTC) (There's your serious answer chucklefuck)

I understand, Denza. I think. Spike, however, probably never will, no matter how nicely one tells him. I have tried so hard to get him to understand things I said in the past and he just couldn't do it. He's like that. He'd rather block you than listen to you. I think he actually likes blocking users for excessively long periods of time but that's kind of a side issue.

In short, I think the lost cause is Spike, not Denza. Feel free to disagree though. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 13:36, 19 October 2013 (UTC)

I agree, your block on the other Uncyclopedia was, in my opinion, higly unnecessary and absurd but you are not him. You contributed and could have now been one of the most imortant members of the community if it wasn't for Spike's ban but Denza... all he had been doing lately was cause drama and seek for attention by any means necessary. His ban was justified, yours wasn't. And if you don't believe me you should check out Spike's talkpage and see what others had to say about Denza's ban. You were not there and you couldn't have known but just because you were banned unfairly, you shouldn't take his side and assume that Spike did something wrong. --Mimo &maxus 14:28, 19 October 2013 (UTC)

It was the same person, Mimo&maxus. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions 14:49, 19 October 2013 (UTC)

Um, what? --Mimo &maxus 14:55, 19 October 2013 (UTC)

I did read Spike's talk and Denza's forums (the ones that weren't deleted), and it seems that Denza wanted to establish an IRC channel for Uncyclowikia and restart VFS. Spike thinks this is because Denza wants to control an IRC channel and be voted in, or at least run, for adminship; Denza, however, didn't provide that as his reasoning, and I really think what he said about why he wanted these things is true. I won't say we need separate uncyclopedia channels for the two wikis or that admin work isn't getting done fast enough, as I haven't really seen satisfactory evidence of that, but I will say that Denza appeared to be acting in good faith and we should maybe assume he was. (I'm not sure it's normal or advisable for new users to run for adminship, though.)

As for my block, I suppose one could justify its being three months but for an entirely different reason from the one given: I had decided not to be a part of that community, and in struggling to explain why I was getting nowhere fast and stressing everyone out, so I shouldn't have been editing at all. On the other hand, one could use that same argument against the block because it wasn't really preventing anything, especially since my talk page was full protected.

Newman66, I don't understand your comment either. Can you explain? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:14, 19 October 2013 (UTC)

I'm tsundere about my feelings about Spike, in all honesty. For some time, I think he's a good and fair admin, just stressed out. And then when its things like this, I flip to seeing him as just banning people for whatever reason. I mean, if I did become an admin, if I was truly disruptive, Romartus could deop me and permaban me and that would be the end of it. Yet, I think Spike feels that anything that involves me having any power, makes me some power hungry fool who would huff uncyclopedia. And I WAS going to resume doing work. As I said, and Mimo apparantly didn't read, I haven't had time to make highly thought out and elaborate things. I could only do short stuff. So I had to put as much feeling/emotion/gay into it, to quickly get the message across. I have no intent of causing drama. But I must defend myself when I feel threatened. Is it not natural to feel defensive? --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 00:16, 20 October 2013 (UTC)

I share your thoughts here. Yes, admins can be desysopped but it's generally considered better to avoid having to do that. I'm sure you were going to resume doing work, that you have no intent of causing drama and that there's a sensible reason for (most of?) what you do, but does Spike understand? Does he want to? No. If he thinks you're causing drama, then you certainly must be, and if you do anything that might be a blockable offence, out you go. Maybe it's fun to block users. I find it rather unpleasant, but we're all different I suppose.

Of course it's natural to feel defensive. It also didn't accomplish anything for either of us, it seems. You can't easily defend yourself when Spike is convinced you're wrong.

Now take that all with a grain of salt; I'm tired, I feel too strongly about this awake and it gets worse when I start to fall asleep. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:16, 20 October 2013 (UTC)

You know what... I think I need a break from all my old affiliations... I think... I'm going to put in a few router level blocks on these sites, and IRC... for a while... Its just getting too stressful to log into accusations and drama. As well as that, I said that I should have gotten myself blocked indefinitely until I feel I have time to balance school and this. I've become too interested in uncyc. I'm sorry, but I'm leaving for personal reasons this time. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 02:35, 20 October 2013 (UTC)

Ok. I'm sad you're going, then, but I guess we all need a break sometimes. I hope to see you around here after school gets out, and I hope not to see myself around here any more until that stupid homework gets done. Ych y fi! – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:40, 20 October 2013 (UTC)

I didn't say gone forever. I can't control school routers. :) Also, lol @ Romartus threatening me to speak while banned, knowing full well that I can't edit my talkpage, and accusing me of sockpuppetry. Typical of them, I'm done with the wikia site for the forseeable future. For now, its hot steamy socks for me. I haven't made one edit there. Time to change that. Someone go threaten Romartus for me, while I work on a wiki much sexier than uncyclowankia. You guys suck too, but just a little less. :D --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 14:46, 21 October 2013 (UTC)

"Romartus is threatening me to speak when I can't edit my talk page". Would you mind telling me where exactly is the part on Romartus' comment where you get "threatened to speak"? --Mimo &maxus 15:13, 21 October 2013 (UTC)

I don't know what that's about, Mimo&maxus. Romartus did seem to imply at one point that anyone who tried to continue the discussion further would be blocked.

Hi again Denza. I don't think Black Sikhhead is you either - I can't possibly think of who it is except maybe Newman66 or Madclaw, and I'm not sure how interested in this either of them are. It's somebody who writes well and maturely and uses American English, that much is clear. Also somebody who hasn't yet recognised just how pointless it is to try to have that discussion, no matter how important it might be if they want to move on with that wiki.

I hope it's not biased of me to say now that I'm glad you are done with Uncyclospikia for the foreseeable future. You've tried hard to be listened to but it's just not happening. I will not threaten Romartus, and I will not even talk to him nicely because I don't see the point. If you're not clearly there to write funny articles, if you even seem to spend more time on voicing your opinions of the administration, that administration uses that supposed reluctance to write and/or any other excuse they can think up to make you not talk. Even if you are there mainly to write, in fact, you can't say what you think if it's unpleasant; again, any excuse they can find. Terms of Use, trolling, anything. No thank you. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:29, 21 October 2013 (UTC)

Is that my queue to start defamation now? Nominally Humane! 08:47 21 Oct

A lack of apology on my part for being vulgar, but go suck many phalli Puppy, and then proceed to die. 198.105.216.188 02:50, 23 October 2013 (UTC)