User:Doyoureallywanttohurtme

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Welcome to free Uncyclopedia. If. You are an old timer like me, you may remember my slave name of Kevillips. The user-id of Kevillips has a binding contract with dad wikiaplatz and der fuehrer Jimbywa as I climbed the wall and escaped the Political Correctness, I put on a cloak of glam and new romanticism. I remain, the often cut. Off intro to a hit 80's song of the same name.

Give me time

... to realize my crime

Let me love

...and steal

I have danced

... inside your eyes

How can I be real?

My wikia Id is my wikia id, my wikimedia id is my wikimedia id, so this is my one here. I am going to make it easy to understand. Don't hurt me please. I suppose it would be a good idear to lock down user:kevillips here,

Git Rhyme

since this is me

and I am that,

no remiss

no remissness

just ramen sis.

uncooked and crunchee
flavoured like kim chee
what? Ker splatt
Don' interupp
the rhythm bub

cause 2 0h on3 3

is the year of me

all new batt-ry

I hope they don' cut me

Written on the fly, in the shadow of Paisley Park and the Purple Mansion site.

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