User:Dexter111344/Any goldfish fuckers around?

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“Can someone please tell me how to fuck a goldfish? I have to have a science experiment done by Friday or I'll fail my exam.”

“Why yes, Billy. Yes I can.”

Seducing the goldfish[edit | edit source]

Well, you finally got a goldfish. Congrats. Your father thought you would never be able to do it. He always thought you would only be able to hook a whale, not a golden beauty.