User:Darth Retro

“Porn is healthy and nutritious.”

~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography

“It is also part of education.”

~ User:Darth Retro on Pornography (again)

Reasons why i'm here

• 1.I like the Internet
• 2.I like articles that are funny.
• 3.I hate Wikipedia
• 4.I hate Barney the Dinosaur
• 5.I hate Hitler after a bad shave.
• 6.I hate <insert name here>

My favorites articles here

• 1.AAA (Be sure to visit my version of AAA :D)
• 2.AAAAAAAAA!
• 3.You
• 4.Elmo
• 5.Hellmo
• 6.Mario
• 7.Luigi
• 8.Sandbag
• 9.B (defintly B)

My Usernames

Youtube:Mariowillsurvive Club Penquin:8716

Userboxes

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user's head A SPLODE.

.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT

Ain't this user's job, to fuck you on your birthday, anymore.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is a mutant.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is an evil clone of [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]].

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

ubx– crapload

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

official

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!

Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

This user raises their own chickenbox.

Temp	This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user contributes using DOS.

C:\>_

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

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subliminal!

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This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return.

This user be getting drunk on his booty..

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

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This user is elite.

1337

This user is cooler than you.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

UBX

This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes.

UBX

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

nj

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

nj

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user has eye beams.

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.