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| The Wang™ | |
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| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom | Animal |
| Phylum | Invertebrate |
| Class | Gigantus |
| Order | Penisae |
| Family | Elongus |
| Genus | Wangus |
| Species | Erectus |
| Binomial name | |
| Elongus Wangus Erectus Maximus | |
| Specifications | |
| Primary armament | Right |
| Secondary armament | Left |
| Power supply | Can secrete hot liquids long distances |
| Health | 100 (with Viagra 2,217,899) |
| Mana | 0 |
| Strength | Uber |
| Intelligence | 0 |
| Weight | 1.2 grams ~ 14,298 lbs. |
| Length | 0.125"-190' |
| Special attack | WangSlap!© |
| Conservation status | |
| Tits or GTFO
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The Wang™ (duh waaaanng), also known as Wangman and "The Beast", is the largest structural anomaly on the moon of Vega. Not to be confused with Won Hung Lo or Billy Bob Thornton, The Wang™ is an omniphile, and he's going to squirt on you.
Characteristics[edit | edit source]
- Large and penetrating
- Comes in variety of colors, from red to blue
- Sometimes wears a hat
- Usually accompanied by a black box.
Recent Discovery[edit | edit source]
The Wang™ was recently discovered in a Chinese restaurant somewhere in Long Dong, China. His large size allowed him to systematically penetrate the brothels of Osaka, Japan, instructing its patrons to "love me long time."
Recently, The Wang™ was spotted in your ass. Do not attempt to escape. This will be over soon.
She knows how to handle it.
So does she.
Reactions to The Wang™[edit | edit source]
Fear, disgust, or nymphomania.
See Also[edit | edit source]
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