User:Chaote

Chaote is very dangerous! Do not talk to hir. Do not approach hir. In fact run the hell away from hir any opportunity you get before s/he bores you to death.

As you can probaly guess from the above Chaote

• Is confused about hir gender.
• Wants people to be scared of hir.
• Writes about hirself in the third person.
• Can't spell

All of these are because s/he is bat fuck insane

Chaote's main works to date:

Chav#Advice_For_Foreigners
Chav#Science_and_Chavs
Bryn Terfel

S/he has also made the following templates:

Template: Pics Nao
Template: User Cthulhu/Calamari
Template: User EU

Chaote is currently also working on an article s/he wishes to keep under wraps for now. S/he also does random edits and is working on mastering the art of Template manufacture. If you need a Template don't hesitate to ask but don't be surprised if the results suck donkey balls.

This user has a fondness for Calamari.

This user is €uro …and denies their "real" citizenship
(List of European Uncyclopedians)

This user is a world citizen …and belongs to the human race, the only real race on Earth!