User:Chairman
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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
there is no cabal
A Message from Chairman Mao
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C:\>You have logged in as <insert name here>.
C:\>dir *.introduction
Chairman is a student in Hong Kong who loves literature and music. Lalala.
C:\>dir *.USER: CHAIRMAN /articles
CHILDREN:
David Foster Wallace
UnNews: Wilco Let Off Traffic Accident with Warning, Causes Social Uproar
LOVECHILDREN:
E. E. Cummings {FEATURED!!}
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The only reason they use it is because they have to.
The only reason they use it is because they have to.
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USB!!!!!11 |
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