User:Captain Radio Willy

Member of the Order

This user is Canadian …...and thinks you're a hoser!

This user is Canadian …and is very opinionated about snow tires, curling, & the CBC!!!

Welcome to User:Captain Radio Willy page! Wait... I mean: Captain Radio Willy's User page! Well, I know that he's a good Captain and all, but why are you wasting time looking at my page when you could be doing something better with you time? ;-)

Captain Radio Willy has been around Uncyclopedia for a while now, but has not bothered to write enough articles so that he could gain awards such as writer of the month, so he is only a member of the order of the Uncyclopedia so far.

Also, this user was smart enough to create such non-deleted pages such as:

• M1cR0s0ft
• Sandwitch

Annnddd..... He was stupid enough to make such a horrible page that got deleted right away such as:

• IGame Online Advanced (An attempt to make a good article/RPG like Zork or Game which never got expanded and thus, sucked.)

And now, i'll list my comprehension of the languages for no reason at all!

ca-N

This user is a native speaker of Canadian.

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en-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.

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fr-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Français.

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rh-E

This user only speaks Random Humour because it was a required course in school.

rh-E

pe-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Plain English.

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us-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of American English.

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fh-F

This user got an F in Fuckhead and likes their native language better (if they have one).

fh-F

es-0

This user does not understand Español (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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tx-0

This user does not understand Texan (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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vl-0

This user does not understand Valley girl (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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There you go, hope that you're happy! :-D Thanks for coming to my page!