User:CaptainObvious

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“She's a female version of me. ”

~ Captain Obvious on User:CaptainObvious

Captain(a) Obvious(a)[edit | edit source]

Captaina Obviousa is just like Captain Obvious, except Female, British and with better superpowers, including Mind Reading, Eye Beams and the ability to turn into a grue. She is sometimes accompanied by her side-kick, Irony Girl.

Main Goals[edit | edit source]

Captaina Obviousa's main goals are to protect the Uncyclopedia pages of things that are stupid and not just funny.

Favourite Pages[edit | edit source]


England
Secret Page
Captain Obvious

This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user is a total UKer
…jolly good, Guv. Bloody good day for it!
(British Uncyclopedians)
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user has eye beams.
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