User:Brainspew

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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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Commander of the Order

Brainspew will be the first to admit he is terrible with all of the flashy formatting and duly hilarious banners proclaiming various untruths and whatnot. So instead of that, he will talk in the third person and list the articles he's written.

Some of the articles he has written are not feature material by any means and on a regular basis his additions can only be described as "Eh, it's not horrible..."

Fuck the world[edit | edit source]

An article I rescued from ICU. It was garbage when I found it, but I re-wrote it and it got FEATURED ZOMG WTF SRSLY?

My Page[edit | edit source]

Kind of funny article. The concept was funny to me, but there wasn't a lot I could do with it.

Ultimate Fighting Championship[edit | edit source]

Written simply because I couldn't find any article about the UFC or MMA. Yeah, I know. If you've heard of the sport, this will probably be funny. If you're a real fan of MMA, it should still be funny if you realize it's a joke.

Xenimus[edit | edit source]

An article about an extremely obscure game. It's mostly a collection of in-jokes about the game.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing[edit | edit source]

A half-effort on my part, but it still makes me chuckle, even though it is terrible.