User:Bradaphraser/awards

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Awards that I so totally deserve[edit | edit source]

...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order.
Goldstein award.png E G A E D M

The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

April 2006

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CONGRATULATIONS!

Tompkins gave you a S'more for your work on Baby Fu


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This user has pleased Cthulhu

By bringing Cthulhu's column to uncyclopedia
So now: Surrender your soul!!!



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You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.


Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
DaveMustaineAward.jpg LinkTGF has awarded you the exquisite

Dave Mustaine Award of Excellence
Not only do you do great things, but you are unrecognized for them :(
Continue and someday I will like something of yours enough to steal it and call it my own!

BooHoo

The World's Tiniest String Quartet.
Shown under an electron microscope.
Scale is 100 pixels per Ångstrom.
They are playing My Heart Bleeds for You.


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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!




Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Kitten in glass.jpg Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.

Yay!!

Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

Cbread.jpg Plate of cornbread!!!
Sir Cornbread has done awarded you a whole plate of cornbread fo shizzle! You should feel really special. Now, go get some pork chops and fried chicken, and have yo' self a nice home cooked meal. --Sir Cornbread


Caternest.jpg Acid likes you. Be thrilled.
Now go make him a sandwich.

(I consider it an honor to be important enough to be roasted by the Uncyclopedia admins... and SO SHOULD YOU!

BOW BEFORE MY GREATNESS!)

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