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Articles[edit | edit source]
- ★UnNews:Alaska woman...
- Note: this article was parodied, and parodied well; this led to a terrible, terrible meme fight which ended in the destruction of Uncyclopedia itself.)
- ★UnNews:Son of Gaddafi... ah, polar bears and the Gaddafis. Good times.
- ★(nasty article with a long title)Side story: The Idiots At The Old Site Who Just Don't Get It decided this article's title was too long (really?) and moved it to a shorter one. Because Fuck You™
- ★UnNews:Actor Paul Walker, age 40, victim of fiery typecasting accidentNever leave a horrible tragedy unexploited
- UnNews:Failure of Russian spacecraft finally explained Seemed funnier in my head.
- UnNews:Anderson Cooper makes stunning announcement Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Rescued from VFD[edit | edit source]
- Duck (wikipedia article) (with RAHB. In progress)
- Deep Impact (in progress)
- Justine Bieber (in progress)
- ★Tales of an Emo A complete rewrite in 30 minutes, based on a moment's whim.
- Brian Scalabrine The opening paragraph is mostly the original. The rest of the rubbish is (mostly) mine.
- The Rifleman Wow short shrift and a long rope.
- Polonium An epic failure of epic proportions.
Articles "improved"[edit | edit source]
- 82nd Academy Awards
- Amy Winehouse [1]
- House of Reprehensibles [2]
- Mainer [2]
- Carolington (town) [2]
- The Greatest Story Ever Told [3]
- UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England [4]
- Battle of the Alamo [5]
- Nonsensepedia [6]
- Rock, Paper, Scissors
- Somalia [7]
- William McKinley
- Jeep
- 1+1=?
- HowTo:Attract Metal Chicks [8]
- John Wayne [9]
- UnBooks:Johnny Foreigner's Guide to British Humour [9]
- Motorcycle [9]
- AP European History [9]
- Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace[10]
- Drogheda [11]
- Prussia [12]
- Bolivian Tree Llama [9]
- Northern Taiga Octopus [9]
- Mind[13]
- New Waterford, Nova Scotia[9]
Images[edit | edit source]
- ★File:Vague.png (a fix of PuppyOnTheRadio's original)
- ★File:Mexico lol.jpg (with Mattsnow)
- ★File:Acme anvil testing.jpg (with MoneySign) A rework of MoneySign's original, at the request of C₂H₆O, who, it turned out was PuppyOnTheRadio. My head hurts.
- File:Homophone.png requested by Aleister
- File:iHomo.png requested by Aleister
- File:Graduate peeping tom.png requested by PuppyOnTheRadio
- File:Head diagram.jpg don't ask
- File:Anderson Cooper IS Tom Cruise!.png seemed like a better idea at the time
- File:Magnotta at large.png Requested by Mattsnow
- File:Google Drive.svg and
- File:Google Drive (with letters).svg requested by Qzekrom
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- File:Dude with big ears b&w.png ...because I make me laugh and that's all that matters.
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- File:Requeiscat in praecordia.png Image request by Ratfactor ...where are you, you dirty rat?
- File:The Seventh Seal.png redo of original by WarWalrus
- File:Reverend in corner.png Solicitud de imagen por ROBERTO
- File:Lions eating dude.png Solicitud de imagen por ROBERTO
- File:Buzz Kill.png - inside joke
- File:Pompeii cock funnier.png Wikia censored penises so I made this
- File:Ass in christmass.png Jingle my balls.
- File:Angry man1.png Solicitud de imagen por ROBERTO
- File:Angry man2.png Solicitud de imagen por ROBERTO
- File:President turkey suit.png Improvement of Kip the Dip's version
- File:This is a polar bear!.png THIS is a polar bear!!!
- File:Croatianflag.png When in doubt, boobs.
- File:Human Centipede.png Because I am fucking hilarious and nobody will admit it
- File:Catsuitgimp.png Seriously. Fucking. Hilarious.
- File:Pretzel disambig.svg Because looking as much like Wikipedia as possible is HI LAIR E US
- File:Dominican mosquito.png Seriously. What mosquito.
- File:A poor-quality scan of my penis.png As far as you know, this is not really my penis.
Ideas for the future[edit | edit source]
- Exploding whale
- Ragnarok
- Elephant polo
Some other tremendous articles which, sadly, are not mine[edit | edit source]
- Many by Hardwick Fundlebuggy. [14]
- ...especially Bouncy Castle
- Many by Hyperbole [15]
- ...especially Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you.
- Many by Savethemooses. He's dead now.
- Many by Famine [16]
- If Dr. Skullthumper had ever written anything, this user is sure he/she might enjoy it.[17]
- Dr. Strangelove or: (a very long title)
- (The longest possible Starbucks order)
- What to do if you find a really long article title that makes you chuckle
- UnBooks: An 82 Year Old Woman Wants My Body! ...because of the title alone.
- James "Jim 'Beaver Baiter Britches'" Bridger.[18]
- Andrei Tarkovsky
- Don't some work
- Your son[19]
- Sun
- Dikembe Mutombo
- Dusty Tickbush
Things I find amusing for no good reason[edit | edit source]
- User:Mhaille/Development of the XMen
- Proof that Kip the Dip is a disgusting freak. ♥ ya Kip.
- Gross. Now I know why nobody likes you and your teeth are dark yellow, Chinchilla.
- A very very un-newsy UnNews
- Uncyclopedians with no sense of humor debating the relative merits of the preceding article
- A spin-off, because there is no such thing as originality.
Footnotes, and A Bit Of Aborted Free Verse Masquerading As Doggerel[edit | edit source]
- ↑ This should just be deleted already.
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2
“ O irony of ironies
Thy work doth wither
Unappreciated
Lo! The gloaming!
It doth settle
O'er thy feeble limbs.” - ↑ Yeah, this one actually got deleted faster, after I completely rewrote it.
- ↑ Added SCRIPT formatting
- ↑ As an IP. Tee-hee!
- ↑ My new version is so bad, it makes mattlobster want to "punch a horse". His words.
- ↑ My first or second unsolicited general sweep-up and grammor ficks, which was reverted thirty seconds later.
- ↑ This is one of my pet projects, but I'm out of ideas for it.
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 9.2 9.3 9.4 9.5 9.6 Just added an infobox / moved some shit around / fixed the formatting. I kinda like it. Maybe.
- ↑ I only added some pictures. It's a decent article.
- ↑ as an IP. Tee-hee! It's basically "THIS TOWN SUCKS!", but told in a rather artful manner. Hey it got deleted! What a shock.
- ↑ terrible article, but then, most of them are.
- ↑ Deleted, now a redirect. Lo, the gloaming...!
- ↑ Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
- ↑ ...A nation turns its lonely eyes to you...woo woo woo....
- ↑ ...what's that you say, Missus Robinson? Joltin' Joe has left and gone away....hey hey hey....hey hey hey...
- ↑ But that's moot anyway, as Dr. S. is, unfortunately, illiterate.
- ↑ Actually, any of the two pages created by The Phantom Biro are readable, and also funny. He flashed into existence, and flashed out again almost as quickly. Where did you off to, Phantom?
- ↑ The article, you imbecile. Although...if your son has breasts, lacks a penis, is fairly good-looking, and, in fact, is otherwise technically and physically Your Daughter...perhaps we could come to some sort of agreement.