User:BirdEgal202

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BirdEgal202
Article Contribution
Mongoose most
Crop Circles some
Jim Morrison All
Girl authority all
Pink Floyd most
Iron Chef cleaned up
Jimmy Page Some
Bob Geldof most
Oh! Lonely me!
BirdEgal202 in her parents basement apartment
Special Powers sadly, none
current work in progress Ray Manzarek





Er, Hello[edit]

It seems that you've reached the homepage of BirdEgal202. Call me Lany if you wish. I know that this page is a mess but I'll fix it as soon as I learn the proper coding. I've written a few articles and you can read those that have survived the wrath and scrutiny of the admins (R.I.P. Ben Folds). If you have any questions or concerns about my articles, by all means say something. Constructive criticism is key.


--CASTIR8H.jpg BirdEgal202 17:45, 2 July 2006 (UTC)


About the bird[edit]

BirdEgal202 has been a resident of Poughkeepsie New York since she was an infant and works sorting mail at PO 139, cubicle 37J though she is drastically underqualified (don't tell anyone!). Though she despises her job, BirdE keeps at it earning $7.00 an hour. She continually insists that she's "only in it for the money".


The Guestbook![edit]

Sign if you will.

--Jaffaman 02:26, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
--Cooley|Clearwater,Florida 01:42, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
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