User:BewareOfTheLolzards

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Welcome to my page of complete and utter statue!

Hey, thanks for coming here. This is my user page.

I must warn you that, for every second you read this page, the lolzards begin to gather round and smell your flesh. So, with that out of the way, feel free to stay here as long as you like! -- BewareOfTheLolzards Icons-flag-scotland.png · TALK · CONTRIBUTIONS

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This user is telling the TRUTH![citation needed]
Citizens should begin to feel uneasy now, otherwise report for sexytime.
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