User:Benderbot22

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Greetings, Earth chumps!
Hey wait a minute! This isn't the year 3000! It's only the year 2024! Oh well, I guess I'll go kill myself.
Wait, what? Suicide booths haven't been invented yet?! Oh well; I need to steal the Nobel Peace Prize in 2308 anyway, and then destroy Old New York. In the meantime, why don'tcha check out my userboxes and crap or else I'm gonna have to kick you outta here. Also don't forget to check out my game, Y3K.

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