User:Anidnmeno/old

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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user is a geek.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

17-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.

en-X

This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers .

fh-N

This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead.

de-X

This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers .

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This user only speaks Русский enough to seduce native Русский speakers .

cpp-0

This user does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

il-L

Thith uther thpeakth Igpay Atinlay with a really thexy lithp.

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Quotes

“Oh... Harder. Faster! I SAID FASTER!”
~ User:Caitai on Anidn Menoscwicz

“GET THE FUCK OFF”
~ Anidn Menoscwicz on Mhaille

“...MoneySign is the root of all evil.”
~ God on MoneySign

“Ani's twelve years old, in two more he'll be a whore, nobody ever told him 'it's the wrong way'”
~ Sublime on Anidn Menoscwicz

This is NOT a shit sandwich

About Me

User:Anidnmeno was born Anidn whatever his original last name was in a small house outside of Saki, Azerbaijan apparently to parents of seemingly African descent. These parents were deemed unfit by the local government and so Little Ani was cast into an orphanage for a short period of time. After a short period of time (about 750 000 minutes), two 'lovely' Americans (Well, 'rich' Jewish people) decided to take him back to the 'free land'. <sarcasm>Thanks.</sarcasm> Ever since, Little Anidn now-Menoscwicz lived around a mass of black people and assimilated himself. He is now an honorary 'nigga'. And an Uncyclopedian that can get laid...

As an uncyclopedian

I have been here longer than some of you, Moneysign... Tompkins.... and am still MUN... Don't fuck with me. You will not like it. I KNOW YOUR IP ADDRESS. With every n00b getting adminned i get more and more aggrivated, eventually i will explode and probably take it out on IRC, VFP, VFH, and VFD. But of course i cannot use my rage to delete crap, cause I'm MUN.

My Articles

These are articles that I have written. Featured ones are in bold [of which there are none]. Half of them aren't even finished yet.

What lies within...

ZOMG EUROIPDOS!! - Back when MoneySign was NICE!

Chronarion does the Norwegian Kanaaääaälääaäaaäa attack!!

The Uncyclopedia Museum of Azeri Art

Proposed Ideas

Vote For IRCop | UnLyrics

Uncyclopedians I Know Personally

and probably recruited

Awards n' Shit

You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

LinkTGF has awarded you the exquisite

Dave Mustaine Award of Excellence
Not only do you do great things, but you are unrecognized for them :(
Continue and someday I will like something of yours enough to steal it and call it my own!

Roger The Bum's Honorary Quarter
This person has been awarded a Honorary Quarter by Roger The Bum for guessing, correctly, the secret code word (PORNTIPSGUZZARDO). Congratulations. --Roger The Bum

Here, I had one extra , so you can have it. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 04:10, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Xero Dagujin has awarded you an honorary gujinjastar, enjoy your newfound powers.

Play nice kids, it's pointy. - Xero Dagujin