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Yalta Conference[edit | edit source]
“Someone will get killed for this!”
“Oscar Wilde wasn't there”
The Yalta Conference was a historical event in which the worlds most important people got together, except Oscar Wilde, and discussed important world issues. The United Kingdom and America were highly represented at the meeting. The only country which did not attend was Ireland, for unknown reasons.
Attendees[edit | edit source]
The Yalta Conference had a number of prominent attendees from the world of cinema, movies, entertainment and politics. And Bill Gates.
- Sean Connery (Representing Mi6)
- The Queen (From the League of Monarch's)
- Bill Gates (IT Tech guy)
- Mr T (Representing the Federation of Quit Yo Jibber Jabber)
- Albert Einstein (Representing the Universe, Physics)
- Chuck Norris (He is everywhere, so must have attended)
- Laurel and Hardy (World Humour)
- Barry Scott (Homosexual Celebrities)
- Shakespeare (Happened to be passing by)
- Gandhi (Human Rights and Mr Winkler's Rights)
- David Bowie (Entertainment for the evening)
Oscar Wilde[edit | edit source]
Why wasn't good ol' Oscar there i hear you say? He claims that he was "busy" whatever that means. On further investigation by the CIA he was found to be caring for his Pufflebump Snugglekins who was still recovering from "a verwwy bad viwwuss". His spokesperson later announced
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Events[edit | edit source]
Ideas[edit | edit source]
- Sean Connery threatens to shoot someone
- Mr T and some plane incident
- Albert Einstein explains General Relativity and Special Relativity
- Chuck Norris disproves all theories of relativity by roundhouse kicking light to faster than the speed of light