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Unfortunally, the advertizement has been huffed, er i mean, covered with another poster, it says, buy slave for 400 bucks, you look down and see a cute and innocent looking girl in a cardboard box, naked

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I am a fucking tool. I am a complete fucking tool. If there was an award for the biggest fuckwit of the year then I would be a definite shoe-in. I have a tiny brain and an even tinier cock. If all the village idiots in all the world came together and made their own village, I would be the village idiot in that village. Thin cursor.gif

For code if Puppy actually doesn't sober up and leaves.


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killercoke300.jpg Coca-cola is a killer drink, causing widespread damage around the world, causing death and creating pollution. Below is a list of some of the ways that Coke takes life.

Child labour

Benefiting from hazardous child labor in sugar canes in El Salvador was first documented by Human Rights watch in 2004 and in a nationally-televised British documentary in 2007 and highlighted in Mark Thomas’s book "Belching Out the Devil. Global Adventures with Coca-Cola."[1] published in Spring 2009.

Pollution

Overexploitation and pollution of water sources in El Salvador, India, Mexico, African countries and elsewhere, thereby destroying community sources of water for drinking and sanitation and the irrigation of crops.

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Labor abuse

Labor abuses in China based on undercover investigations at several Coke plants. Chinese press reported in December 2008 that Coke employees are "involved in the most dangerous, intense and tiresome labor: work the longest hours. but receive the lowest wages and face arrears and even cutbacks in their pay." One investigator claimed that Coke violated Chinese labor laws and reported that workers "often worked 12 hours per day for an entire month without a single day off." BBC News (5/21/07) reported that Coca-Cola has been accused of benefiting from prison labor in China.

Health risks

Marketing to children nutritionally worthless and damaging beverages that health experts say help fuel the obesity, high blood pressure and diabetes epidemics. Artificial sweetener, aspartame, in Coke’s diet beverages is linked to numerous serious health disorders.

What can you do?

Refuse to buy or drink any beverage or product created by the Coca-cola company, and urge your friends to do the same.

References

  1. Belching Out the Devil. Global Adventures with Coca-Cola, Mark Thomas, Nation Books; 1 edition (June 1, 2009)

External links

killercoke.org



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Enjoy_coke.png Coca-cola is an excellent drink, causing widespread joy around the world, preventing death and creating peace. Below is a list of some of the ways that Coke adds life.

Child funding

With huge generosity provides child support in El Salvador as first documented by Coca-cola Amatil in 2004 and in a nationally-televised British advertising campaign in 2007 and highlighted in Mark Pendergrast’s book "For God, Country, and Coca-Cola: The Definitive History of the Great American Soft Drink and the Company That Makes It."[1] published in Spring 2000.

Pollution

Recycling and filtration of water sources in El Salvador, India, Mexico, African countries and elsewhere, thereby producing community sources of water for drinking and sanitation and the irrigation of crops.

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Labor provision

Labor provision in China Based on undercover investigations at several Coke plants. Chinese press reported in December 2008 that Coke employees are "involved in the most rewarding, intense and joyful labor: work the shortest hours, but receive the highest wages and given advances and even bonuses in their pay." One investigator claimed that Coke reformed Chinese labor laws and reported that workers “often worked 4 hours per day for an entire week with a three days off." FOX News (5/23/07) reported that Coca-Cola has been praised for providing from prisoner rehabilitation in China.

Health benefits

Marketing to children nutritionally valuable and beneficial beverages that health experts say help fight the obesity, high blood pressure and diabetes epidemics. Artificial sweetener, aspartame, in Coke’s diet beverages is linked to cures for numerous serious health disorders.

What can you do?

Buy and drink any beverage or product created by the Coca-cola company, and urge your friends to do the same.

References

External links

www.coca-cola.com


I'm sick of people changing their signature every five seconds! Papal Indulgence, anyone?


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