User:Acid Ammo

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Acid ammo

Biography[edit | edit source]

Marshall Steven Kauffman (1985-2053) was born in the Seattle General Hospital at 7:02 AM. He currently practices medicine in the same Hospital as an intern and has very little time to himself, which he wastes going on-line instead of sleeping, or eating (factual events end here). He lives in Seattle with his parents, Paul Reiser, an awarded nobelist and J.K. Rowling, a bank manager, his little brother, Moby, a high school student, his big sister, Joan of Arc, an attending in the Hospital, J.K.'s sister, Debra Messing, a crack addict recover waitress and Paul's father, Donald Trump, a retired Secret Service agent with amnesia problems. His friends, Samuel L. Jackson, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Sarah Jessica Parker constantly are in his house. Yes, it's just like a sitcom.

Pages Created[edit | edit source]

That's about how cute I am

Pages To Do[edit | edit source]


Pages Often Blessed With Contributions[edit | edit source]

That's about how cute I am


Images Uploaded[edit | edit source]

  • Golf Trophy

    Golf Trophy

  • The Earth has an ass too, y'know

    The Earth has an ass too, y'know

  • This cat is not smoking, it is sucking on a stick

    This cat is not smoking, it is sucking on a stick

  • This pope was famous for stealing David Caruso's glasses

    This pope was famous for stealing David Caruso's glasses

  • The 22 penises of USA

    The 22 penises of USA

  • A complex table of foods colors

    A complex table of foods colors

  • The elegant Microsoft Word interface

    The elegant Microsoft Word interface

  • Playboy in Braille

    Playboy in Braille

  • A piano falls on you

    A piano falls on you

  • Navi, Link in his red tunic and a black dude

    Navi, Link in his red tunic and a black dude

Note that I suck at Photoshop, so none only the images made in MS Paint and screenshots were made by me. Also, these are only some of them. Others here.

My awards[edit | edit source]

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State Secret Ninjastar
For deciphering a State Secret of Uncyclopedia. –Bradaphraser

I have placed your translation in your namespace for your perusal at your whim.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:19, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

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This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore.

You have truly earned this award. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 22:35, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

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Fun Hater Award

This user HATES fun. They sit on their proverbial porch all day and shake their canes at anyone who dances or laughs on their wiki.

"Get a hair cut, you hippie!"

You truly earned this one too. --KATIE!! 22:46, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

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This user has recieved a Zombie slave from Zombiebaron for obviously doing something to impress him. Zombieminions must be fed thrice daily on brains or cheese and can be expected to serve you like a slave.

- For helping me out with Player. --The Zombiebaron 02:13, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Newcookie.gif BobBobBob has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


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You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.


Scientific Classification/Babel[edit | edit source]

Marshall Kauffman
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Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Mammalia
Order Primates
Family Hominidiae
Genus Homo
Species Sapiens
Binomial Name Marshall Kauffman
Primary Armament Sharp Answers
Secondary Armament Wittiness
Power Plant Randomization
HP: 1,731
Mana Points: 427
Strength: 149
Intelligence: 1,153,974
Weight 52 kilograms
Length 179 centimeters
Special Attack TV Guide By Heart Hability
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This user does not understand English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers.
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This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers .
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This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.
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This user is a native speaker of Latin.
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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of sign language.
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ow-2
This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under their bed and really wants to read them.
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United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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Babelfish[edit | edit source]

You have two cows[edit | edit source]

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There is 1 Tsuga, it has been less crowded, but 2, those which are divided into the direction outside there are
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You pull out those which expand that and classify 2,
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2 there is a freedom in those,
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One which divides into the direction on the outside which gives that 2 is free,

You are a gay man[edit | edit source]

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It is an eastern characteristic love male whom it spreads out
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It is the cheerful person
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Those, where it extends, are the singular east love man
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By the eastern piece formation of a cabinet which outside spreads out at the outside it is a love male who is only


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