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Command & Conquer SAGA[edit | edit source]

Command & Conquer: SAGA
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Command & Conquer: SAGA
Developers Electronic Arts
Release Date 2007
Rating by ESRB Fail
Genre Compilation
Preceded by Command + Conquer 3: Tiberium Warts
Followed by Command & Conquer TV
Will you like it? Do you like repeated crap?


So on LOS ANGELES, Calif., October 2, 2007, EALA realised that they haven't earned enough. So they decided to come out with another money milking opportunity, compiling Command & Conquer The First Decent Package with the recently released Command + Conquer 3: Tiberium Warts.

To cover up the excuse EA games released mentioned about the "First and Last Decent Package", here's their official statement


Thus in one moment of pure laziness, "Command & Conquer Saga" was born.

EA games later admitted that they were lazy but still assured fans it has not contradicted "the first and last "Decent" package" they made during the release of The First Decent Package time. The fans were angry by the cheap tactics EA used, and organised an anti-EA month long campaign.

The protest stopped as soon as EA Games quickly hyped a totally brand new spin-off to Tiberium Warts, known as Kane's Waffles, to be released on Spring 2008.