User:7r1gg3r h499y

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The Jee Man Himself has Shown, in His infinite Wisdom, that He is the Ultimate Purveyor of all things Awesome, Nifty, Spiffy, and generally Interesting. He has personally Reviewed this page and Given His Blessing. The submitter may be Forgiven three venial sins or one mortal sin.


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I'm sorry, were you looking for l33t?
I'm sorry, were you looking for PWN?
I'm sorry, were you looking for All your base are belong to us?

I AM L33T RESPECT MAH ATHORITAI!

Now, we shall get down to business.

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THIS PAGE A SPLODE.
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7r1gg3r h499y is actually a real person. He is a relative of This Guy and one of the people who devised kitten huffing, although he wanted to try doing so with elephants. The part "7r1gg3r" comes from the trigger of a gun (duh) and h499y comes from being crazy with da gunz.

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People who have been pwned by 7r1gg3r_h499y[edit | edit source]

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Insignificant people pwned (in billions) as <insert name here> reads this article[edit | edit source]

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Daily Speech to n00bs[edit | edit source]

In 2007 A.D.
The banning of the n00bs was beginning.
n00b: Wh47 h4993n ?
n00blet: 50m3b0dy s3t u9 u5 t3h b4n.
n00blet: w3 g3t b4nd.
n00b: What !
n00blet: M41n 4dm1n ch47 0n.
n00b: 17 u!!
1337: How are you n00blets!!
1337: All your account are belong to us.
1337: You are on the way to the ban.
n00b: Wh47 u 54y!!
1337: You have no warning to help make your time.
1337: Ha ha ha ha ....
n00blet: C41p7n!!
n00b: h4xx0r 0f 3v3ry '4dm1n' !!
n00b: u kn0w wh47 u h8.
n00b: h4xx0r thm.
n00b: F0r h3 cheeted.

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Opinions on 7r1gg3r h499y[edit | edit source]

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OMGWTF u cheet”

~ n00b on 7r1gg3r h499y

“Ferizzle mah asizzle nizzle BOI!.. izzle”

~ Snoop Dogg on 7r1gg3r h499y

“God does exist”

~ Atheist Nerd on 7r1gg3r h499y

“U r lyk3 50 707411y n00b lawlz!!1!!1one!1!!”

~ You on 7r1gg3r h499y

“AAAAAA AAA AAAAA AAAAAAA A AAAA

~ AAAAAAAAA! on 7r1gg3r h499y
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Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)