User:1CynicalPerson

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

I do NOT live under a rock thanks[edit | edit source]

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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I am a geek, not a nerd. Get that through your thick skulls right now. Thank you very much.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

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This user hates you and everyone you care about.

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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.