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Doctor (plural Doctorusses) These are individuals that like to ask questions like, "Well, what do you think it is?" and, "Do you smoke cigarettes?" Subsequently, they usually try convince their patients of to take vitamins and/or expensive medicines. The most successful Doctorusses use arguments pertaining to the TV shows Grey's Anatomy, House MD, or Scrubs.

Doctorusses reside in a different dimension, where there is no God and all things are explainable via Science. This is just an imaginary construct somewhere on the internet, created by people like Dr. Phil, and accessible only if you have a PHD or higher.

There are naturally many different kinds of Doctorusses, some of which have created their own set of belief systems. A doctor only turns down patients when:

  1. They lose interest
  2. The patient does not have any money left
  3. The patient is dead (although there are many documented cases where Doctorusses still tend to the patient several days or even months after death)