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Flooding VFD[edit source]

So much for "not flooding the Lounge with articles", NXWave. I counted 171 additions of yours. In a row. Good lord... --CUN RA Talk to me _ 03:02, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

That's bad. Very bad. What's worse is that Zombiebaron deleted a lot of those articles on the spot. The Lounge is a waitlist for the Democratic Process, not QVFD. If this was Forest Fire Week, it might be acceptable, but it's not Forest Fire week. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:06, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
And for the record, Rosa Parks was identified as vanity?? LOL, she was incredibly well known. Also, Hypocrites was a featured article last week--Æ 19:36, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

So when are all the unjustly huffed articles going to be brought back for VFD?[edit source]

Just wondering.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 03:12 Dec 27, 2007

So...[edit source]

If RabbiTechno gets made an amin per the VFS, can I take over his poopsmithery? --EMC [TALK] 02:57 Mar 16 2010

Well if he does get made admin (he's behind with his bribes currently) then we will probably go with someone who has been and is currently very active on VFD. Though you are a great user EMC, I'm not sure you are around VFD enough.
In other news... Anyone else who asks on this page WILL NOT become poopsmith. :P So... If you do not wish to be made poopsmith, just ask here! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:08, Mar 16
But...but...*eyes swell up with tears* Archiving is e-z mode! Voting is for noobs! --EMC [TALK] 20:28 Mar 16 2010

Hmm...[edit source]

I noticed the archives are under STM's user space or whatever. Mind if I move them to the Uncyclopedia namespace? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:38, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Go ahead. Like a gorilla in the mist, Strange but untrue disappeared. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:42, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I meant SbU. Not like it matters. Also, I did it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:36, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
Did what? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:47, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
Moved the two archive pages. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:54, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
Oh. I wondered why STM was so pissed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:03, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

New Poopsmith![edit source]

Please all send condolences congratulate User:HELPME on his recent elevation to the damned esteemed position of official Uncyclopedia poopsmith! Finally - I'm free of that accursed millstone! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:34, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

Silly Rabbi, poop shoveling is a lifelong job.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 08:37, July 10 2010 UTC

Dead?[edit source]

I think this article is dead.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 18:13, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

You mean this place? No deader than my palace of bones, of that I can assure you. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:17, 28 February 2011

poop[edit source]

Oh can I be a poopsmith... --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 06:49, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

First tell me what you'd do for a Klondike Bar. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:50, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
A what? I'm Australian, fuck your American food --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:07, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry about the flooding a few months ago then. Blame China. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:13, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
You didn't answer my question good sir, I have already blamed you, nothing will change that. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:14, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
We have too many poopsmiths as it is. Granted, only two of them ever do anything, but still. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:18, 29 May 2011
You crushed me hopes to ever amount to anything, steals Lyrithyas line and whacks her over the head with a frying pan --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:19, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Ow. But you're here... why would you even have hopes of such things? This place doesn't amount to anything, just in general. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:50, 29 May 2011
I do things!--Sycamore (Talk) 09:04, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
I do people. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:07, May 31, 2011 (UTC)

How about now since 2 are inactive? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:49, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

How about instead of trying to gain 'positions' you write an article or something:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:35, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
I actually do, but I'm too lazy to finish it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:38, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
Then you must first traverse the world of article writing... only then you will be wise enough to archive some crappy pages whilst pretending that you're doing something worthwhile.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:43, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

...digging deeper behind the scenes, we find gnats and amigo mice training their keepers to fetch, gnarled bones propping up the important books, and loose chimney's ready to fall on the Halloween prey. In addition, pizza! Aleister 19:24 19-5-14

...but still the poopsmiths lounge smells of poop, so all is well. JFC 20:01. May 19

New Poopsmith[edit source]

I am requesting to be the first active poopsmith since... I dunno, 2014? I think it'd be neat. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 03:01, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

I know a great candidate for a popsmith: my butt. It won't stop! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:33, 25 January 2023 (UTC)