Uncyclopedia talk:Policies and guidelines
I wish to protest about this issue, and the issues that are clearly related. It is extremely foolish and will damage the future of the Uncyclopedia, destabilise bird migration patterns and allow George W. Bush to be elected to a third term.
I insist that this issue be addressed in the manner than I have laid out. I laugh at the efforts of anyone to contradicts what are obviously indisputable facts.
As a result of this crisis, I declare that I have been forced to appoint myself as Arbitrator of the Committee to develop the Policies for the Procedures to Govern the Election Process for Committees that appoint Arbitrators for Committees.
Signed Manning Bartlett 01:14, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC) (Arbitrator of the Committee to develop the Policies for the Procedures to Govern the Election Process for Committees that appoint Arbitrators for Committees.)
I'm confused.. --Sophia 22:32, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
This wiki has been declared offensive and the administrators will not be warned again. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CRITTISIZING REAL PEOPLE.
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By the way, that picture of Command Prompt is old.