Uncyclopedia Legal Department/Templates

Legal Templates

UnLegal Department Usage Only

Anyone caught misusing the power of the Templates will be executed fellatio cum coitus per anum, right after an excruciatingly prolonged court session veritas, fides, sapientia.

Site maintenance:

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A Note from the Uncyclopedia Legal Department

This article has the mens rea, but lacks the sufficient actus reus to be guilty of worth reading in its entirety.

If the defense wishes to make any arguments, please demonstrate evidence for habeas corpus on this article's talk page. Excess content will be purged de jure and re-submitted for perusal in about 2 weeks or so. (November 23, 2021)

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SHAMBOLIC MESS

The layout of the preceding section is a disgraceful mess entirely unbefitting Uncyclopedia standards. The author should study the Uncyclopedia style tutorial, or at least buy a Microsoft Windows-based computer system.

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Quotation:

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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Aenean imperdiet aliquam lacus. Fusce semper nulla eu ipsum. Aenean rhoncus enim eget ante. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Donec vel erat eget risus dignissim luctus. Pellentesque mi erat, porttitor a, venenatis sit amet, bibendum eget, magna.

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UnBusiness Voting:

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The UnBusiness Board approves.

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The UnBusiness Board declines.

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Logo:

The official UnLegal logo header for marking subpages. Template also contains stylesheet information for headings, etc.

{{Legal/H}}

The logo with link text for illustrative purposes.

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unLEGALpedia

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Formal templates

Summons:

Utility template for notices on user talk pages, as deemed necessary by the members of the department.

There are two spaces for text, a changeable header and optional footnote.

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A Note from the Uncyclopedia Legal Department

The legal status of this page is hereby marked with animus manendi pro tempore as the curia advisari vult pending affidavits de lege ferenda.

The Department has, by the power vested in itself, declared this page solely exempli gratia, as specified in Statute 1.3-37: "Cessante ratione legis cessat ipsa lex."

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{{Legal |header=header |text1 |text2 |footnote=*optional footnote}}

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Subpoena:

Catch the attention of editors by adding an UnLegal advisory to articles.

The header and text is changeable, you can link to any page you choose and there is an optional link text parameter.

{{Legal/S}}

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DO YOU HAVE A COMPLAINT?

The Uncyclopedia Legal Department will do all in its power to serve you, setting all your legal considerations back to their rightful state. Our fees are not as exorbitant as you might imagine.

Click Here to Learn More  

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Contract:

Official office stationary for UnLegal subpages and depositions, etc.

There is a changeable title, header, subheader, subtext, two different paragraph formats and an optional footnote.

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The Supreme Uncyclopedia Legal Department

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The Supreme Uncyclopedia Legal Department

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Recruiting:

Invite existing users to join the department.

Th header is changeable,there are two different paragraph formats and an optional spot for a signature.

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We need your help!

Attention: Fellow Uncyclopedian!! We need your help! Mutatis mutandis, we aim to bring order and justice intra fauces terrae, but we only succeed through the tireless efforts of superb editors like you. Deorum injuriae diis curae.  So enough with the legalese and SIGN UP already!

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We need your help!

Attention: Fellow Uncyclopedian!! We need your help! Mutatis mutandis, we aim to bring order and justice intra fauces terrae, but we only succeed through the tireless efforts of superb editors like you. Deorum injuriae diis curae.  So enough with the legalese and SIGN UP already!

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Awards:

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~ The Coveted Two-Cent Piece Award ~

This is a promotion paid for by the Uncyclopedia Legal Department. You are hereby awarded the two-cent piece:   ( ² _| ^¢ )

Thank you for your invaluable contributions to Uncyclopedia.  Congratulations!

Awarded on: 9 November 2021

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Awarded on: a

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{{Lifetime Achievement}}

Welcoming

Invite new users to contribute to the site.

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Welcome!

Hello, Uncyclopedia Legal Department, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
• Votes for Highlight Page - read the very best articles and have your say about what goes onto our front page
• Pee Review - a place to get detailed feedback on your articles
• Uncyclopedia:What You Can Do - if you don't know what to do

Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, post on our community forum, join our Discord, or message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! 

Warn new users about problematic editing.

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The formatting page can also be used as a quick guide to wikifying an article.

Hello, Uncyclopedia Legal Department!

Hello, Uncyclopedia Legal Department, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - basically - have been crap. But don't despair! We have ways to make you.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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Here are a few good links for noobs:

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. For more information about Uncyclopedia you can also try: About Uncyclopedia; The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia; Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Uncyclopedia, But Were Afraid to Ask; Our In-Jokes Page in case you ever get confused; and the Help Pages for help with a specific issue.

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Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

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If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can.

So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia! ~~~~

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