Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive265

Väinö Tanner

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	What is this I don't even Saberwolf116 (talk) 06:49, June 23, 2012 (UTC) I'ma finnish and I don't even know who is he. Many grammar mistakes, I think some finnish has written this and not even gave a thought that no one knows him. Also, didn't laugh at all. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 09:09, 23 June, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Tanner was a Prime Minister of Finland; don't know what it's supposed to prove that Cat doesn't know this. I love pidgin English, but this article is not some Uncyclopedian's try at another Borat, but Finnish DudeMan's lame attempt at English and at humor involving a totally obscure (for English-speakers) topic. Spıke ¬ 09:56 23-Jun-12 Wow. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:44, June 24, 2012 (UTC)
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San Sombrero

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Nom. This article on a nonexistent Mexican city has been stalled since 2007, its claim to not be plagiarized is not convincing, and its initial section on Contributors suggests that its purpose might be vanity. Did I mention it is not funny? Spıke ¬ 15:50 22-Jun-12 Ok then... -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:51, June 23, 2012 (UTC) delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:02, June 23, 2012 (UTC) Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 (talk) 06:48, June 23, 2012 (UTC) WARNING!!!! THIS TOWN SOOOO GHEY LOL  --WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 07:09, June 24, 2012 (UTC)
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Baseball

Score: 0
Keep (1)	Keep. It's good enough but if someone wanted to rewrite it, I wouldn't complain. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:40, June 20, 2012 (UTC) I gave youse Rules of baseball and part of Minor League Baseball, and will renovate Baseball as soon as I finish with Mexico. Spıke ¬ 15:29 21-Jun-12
Delete (1)	Too crass and listy. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 21:57, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:36, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

Will. I .Am

Score: -3
Keep (4)	Keep. It is an article about a real person, keyed off actual aspects of that person. Portraying him as a disease isn't flattering nor as clever as it could be, but choice of humor technique is up to the current author, or to a future one. Spıke ¬ 21:20 18-Jun-12 Keep. This is actually pretty funny at times, though I do believe the scope of the concept is rather limited. --Scofield & Friends 13:39, June 20, 2012 (UTC) /me shoots paper spit wad through hollowed out biro at Georgie, then hisses--Sycamore (Talk) 14:59, June 20, 2012 (UTC) Very Weak Keep It's alright, but needs a lot of work.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:21, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)	An article about will.i.am could be decent under a different focus but it really doesn't work as a disease. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:21, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:36, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

University of Oulu

Score: 1
Keep (4)	Keep. This seems alright enough.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:37, June 18, 2012 (UTC) Keep Very silly, in nearly a good way. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:33, June 18, 2012 (UTC) Could do with some fixes but it's not deletion-worthy. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:18, June 18, 2012 (UTC) Very funny! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 09:12, 23 June, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Nom. A pretty ugly article with a lot of jokes in Finnish. Virtually all the work is by Anon in 2005. Spıke ¬ 00:23 18-Jun-12 SOOOOO STOOPID! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:47, June 18, 2012 (UTC) AGH MY EYES! -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 22:02, June 20, 2012 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! As Simone Cowell says, "completely and utterly useless.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:12, June 20, 2012 (UTC) Murder the shit out of it. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jun 20 '12 23:33 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:36, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

Bumblefuck University

Score: 0
Keep (4)	Keep. Made me smile... not a feature, but amusing.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:38, June 18, 2012 (UTC) Keep Some of this is actually really clever. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:38, June 18, 2012 (UTC) Has funny parts Seriously guys. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:02, June 18, 2012 (UTC) It could definitely do with some improvement but as it is, it's passable. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:16, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Nom. Begun by Bdanials in 2005 and added to by Anon late in that year, it does not have enough quality to overcome the fact that it is about nothing and no one would ever visit it. Is the joke that it is Third-World (as in cholera), rural (as in cornfields), or urban? Spıke ¬ 17:31 17-Jun-12 The joke is that it is a large university in a small town. (You know, like half of the mid-majors.) On your travels, I'm sure you've been through East Bumble Fuck. Everybody has. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jun 17 '12 18:26 (UTC) No, but I grew up in Snake's Hips. Spıke ¬ 18:32 17-Jun-12 PS--The article on Bumblefuck remains and is in much better shape. Spıke ¬ 00:30 18-Jun-12 lol fuck -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:26, June 17, 2012 (UTC) That was shit --Nikau (talk) 13:16, June 21, 2012 (UTC) Scorefix + "meh" to balance out the voting. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jun 21 '12 21:54 (UTC)
Comments	Uncyclopedia's showcase article on a nonexistent university might be Failure University by Todd Lyons. Spıke ¬ 00:30 18-Jun-12 Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:36, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

Dew Chun Educational Foundation

Score: -1
Keep (4)	Keep. Not deletion worthy--Sycamore (Talk) 08:39, June 18, 2012 (UTC) Keep Has direction. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:01, June 18, 2012 (UTC) Fixed it a bit, keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:16, June 22, 2012 (UTC) Keep Frosty has thawed it. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:05, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Nom. This has a principal author, UotM-nominated Gspbeetle, evidently in the PRC, but his ability to improve or even view an article about "propaganda centers in all over communist china" might be limited given current politics, he hasn't been around in 11 months, and the last post on his user page says he "has left the game." The article has an outline seemingly based on reality, filled with text that is ranty and random. Spıke ¬ 17:13 17-Jun-12 That is...that is bad. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jun 17 '12 18:34 (UTC) A big pile of doggy dew. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:23, June 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete Incoherent x sponge = Bing bang bonger winger wanger .mAttlobster. (hello) 16:42, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:36, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

Car manufacturers

Score: 1
Keep (4)	Keep. Not all too bad now that Bizzee has sprinkled some of his magic over it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:39, 17 June 2012 I likes it -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:56, June 18, 2012 (UTC) Keep. Per above.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:40, June 18, 2012 (UTC) Keep Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:57, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Stupid list. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:57, June 16, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Ugly article is entirely lists, where the list items are carmakers' slogans with one or two words changed. Lame. Spıke ¬ 02:42 17-Jun-12 Burn with fire. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 14:21, June 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete please. --Black Flamingo 16:45, June 17, 2012 (UTC) I actually like some of the acronyms, but it's just a list and doesn't belong on this site. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 18:10, June 17, 2012 (UTC) Now hold on just a gosh-darned minute. You have two cows is a series of funny lists. Some lists are acceptable here, IF THEY'RE FUNNY. Funny trumps everything else. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jun 17 '12 18:14 (UTC) Delete  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jun 17 '12 17:05 (UTC) Delete. This is like awful. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:31, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Ohhhh, I get it. It's a list of car manufacturers' names, with the assumption that each name is an acronym. See, like FIAT is an acronym for Fix It Again, Tony. (Actually it's Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino but the other one is funnier and more accurate.) I might be in favor of keeping this as "List of car manufacturer name acronym thingamajiggies" (...or something), if all the retarded shit like "Dicks On Da Grating Erection Bringing All Lesbians Live" were removed. Maybe. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jun 17 '12 18:20 (UTC) Removed stupidity, reformatted. Choosing to abstain now. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jun 17 '12 18:20 (UTC) Enduring stupid sequences of nonsense words (USA PATRIOT Act, CAN SPAM Act, DREAM Act) to gussy up epic-fail ideas is one hazard of following US politics. I hate manufactured acronyms. Bizzeebeever has prettied up the article, but it does not belong as our article on "Car manufacturers"--only somewhere where a reader would find it if he wanted something on acronyms. I'll rescind my vote if this is renamed. Spıke ¬ 18:30 17-Jun-12 The list is much less ugly and more manageable now that Bizzeebeever cleaned it up, so I'm also abstaining. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 18:47, June 17, 2012 (UTC) Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:36, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

Schnell Codes

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Google turned up nothing, and it fucking sucks beyond all reason. Delete. --Nikau (talk) 13:32, June 21, 2012 (UTC) RAN-DOM GAR-BAGE. This article has been Expand-tagged for over nine months. So, no. It has had its chance. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jun 21 '12 19:42 (UTC) Delete. (Formerly Keep--Rename to Uwe Boll.) This article is very much about something: the low-budget German movie director. That its name is not one of Boll's drive-by filmings, or anything else that a reader would look for, is a problem easily corrected. At that point, the 30-day clock of the {{Expand}} tag should tick away.15:27 21-Jun-12 BB's reading of the history is correct; this article doesn't have enough and isn't going anywhere. Spıke ¬ 19:51 21-Jun-12 Yeah, I'm not really sure what's going on here. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:51, June 21, 2012 (UTC) Lolwut Saberwolf116 (talk) 00:40, June 22, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	I added {{VFD}} to atone for my failure on "Fire Emblem: Abridged". Spıke ¬ 15:27 21-Jun-12

Fire Emblem: Abridged

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Very, Very, Very Weak Keep I reviewed this like a week ago. It gots potential but needs work.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:24, June 20, 2012 (UT
Delete (5)	Seriously, who plays this bullshit. 173.70.31.99 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) states on the talk page: "It just sounds like...'Fuck, fuck, fuck, gay person, fuck, fuck, fuck, I hate life, fuck, fuck, fuck, I kill you all and I enjoy it, fuck, fuck, fuck...' Vulgar indeed, but the article is indeed rather stupid." He's right; author delights in cutting down a videogame, without any cleverness in describing it. Spıke ¬ 13:02 20-Jun-12 We don't need this. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:31, June 20, 2012 (UTC) Neh -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:31, June 20, 2012 (UTC) Bullsh!t Weak, self-referencing intro followed by a tangle of cussing and randomness. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 21:59, June 20, 2012 (UTC) I don't know the game, and this article doesn't make me give a damn. The only thing that separates it from the original article (which, praise be unto the Polysexual Tentacle Demon, was also destroyed within this moon, yea, verily) is that it is ..."abridged". The worst part is, I suspect the author(s) are intending to write more articles on this game series (which I have never heard of and cannot be made to give a shit about). ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jun 21 '12 21:21 (UTC)
Comments	Here's the review.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:24, June 20, 2012 (UTC) Well I tried.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:01, June 20, 2012 (UTC) I guess this is not a valid nomination, because you did NOT TAG IT. However, I did, and reset the clock. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jun 20 '12 23:37 (UTC)

Rathfarnham

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Alone? Dull topic, but some of the humour was subtle and sublime. Change title to SUDDENLY, I fucked a wizard!!!! Dude, legit. maybe? Nikau (talk) 15:28, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Dull dull dull. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:24, June 18, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Rathfarnham is evidently a real place, but there's no humor here (nor photos). Nearby "mountains strike paranoia and trepidation into any that gaze at it"? Why, please? "It is unclear who Fearnán actually was" but less unclear than why this article is here. It is halfway to quaint. Spıke ¬ 21:24 18-Jun-12 Disintegrate. Oh man, it's been way too long since I got a chance to use that template. Saberwolf116 (talk) 22:56, June 18, 2012 (UTC) No. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:24, June 19, 2012 (UTC) Piss Da fuq?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:00, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
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Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Keep. I liked it.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:42, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)	I gave up caring who this guy was after I saw the picture. Apparently he's the Gay Asstronaut of Ur Anus.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jun 18 '12 0:42 (UTC) Gay butt sex is always funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:48, June 18, 2012 (UTC) Delete. This overlong piece of toilet humor has nothing to do with the first Malaysian astronaut. Spıke ¬ 01:02 18-Jun-12 Delete I think it could have done with more references to anuses. Just too few purile insinuations of homosexuality for a keep. Nikau (talk) 14:58, June 20, 2012 (UTC) User:Saberwolf116/disintegrate Laughing uncontrollably. Not the kind of laughter I'd like to commit. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 22:01, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
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Essex High School

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Nom. Bizzeebeever has made improvements to {{Infobox University}} and has dredged up a list of articles that misused it. Now we have a list of articles that use or misuse it, and I will be taxing your patience by nominating those that contain nothing that isn't true, trite ("numorous dress codes, stiff regulations, and other such rules that allow no freedom of movement"), or funny only to the students of the same school. In this one, Master Nick Dorfner touts himself in an article about the high school in Essex "(Junction for you fuckwits that care)", Vermont. Spıke ¬ 16:38 17-Jun-12 Agreed. --Black Flamingo 16:57, June 17, 2012 (UTC) Yeech! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:22, June 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:40, June 18, 2012 (UTC) Vanity. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jun 18 '12 16:33 (UTC)
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Bro point

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	WTF? -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 14:18, June 17, 2012 (UTC) Per GG. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:23, June 17, 2012 (UTC) Delete. The falsehood of the last sentence suggests this is QVFD material: Tony Barlet and Daddy J Amous...are fictional. Spıke ¬ 15:14 17-Jun-12 delete. --Black Flamingo 16:52, June 17, 2012 (UTC) This is bad --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 18:50, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
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Smooth Herman

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	I don't know what the fuck this is. It looks like random "2006-cruft". If it's not, y'know, vote keep or whatever.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jun 16 '12 15:47 (UTC) delete. --Black Flamingo 16:12, June 16, 2012 (UTC) Crap. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:15, June 16, 2012 (UTC) Delete. A made-up biography about--what? a bar in Nova Scotia? Is there anything more to this? Spıke ¬ 17:57 16-Jun-12 I don't like this story. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 14:23, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
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Exam

Score: -1
Keep (5)	Not bad enough to delete. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:28, 9 June 2012 Keep. Per Sockpuppet.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:14, June 9, 2012 (UTC) A clear Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 12:56, June 13, 2012 (UTC) Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:41, June 16, 2012 (UTC) Meh --ChiefjusticeWii 15:14, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Childish and poorly formatted, just redirect it to IQ:Sample test. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:56, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Childish, including throwaway quotes, dumb intro, first illustration probably stolen, raping the "garima," and some of the least clever fake "exams" ever devised. Spıke ¬ 11:37 9-Jun-12 Some parts were okay but overall, it was pretty bad. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:11, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Some was funny, but just not good enough for redemption... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 18:43, June 10, 2012 (UTC) You guys know that if some of it is good, you can keep that part and get rid of the not-good part, right? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:46, 10 June 2012
Comments	Just to chip in what Socky is saying - We're not Wikipedia - We're a comedy website. Where the emphasis should be been on funny, which is per se, plural and not a fixed standard - if some good is there, it should be kept.-Sycamore (Talk) 23:09, June 10, 2012 (UTC) Kept --ChiefjusticeWii 15:14, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Heavy metal

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. This page has been in the rewrite category for what must be years now. It lacks a general unifying concept or idea and isn't particularly funny. I bring it here because I feel we should have this page, but that it is doing more harm than good if it is left in its current state. --ChiefjusticeWii 10:05, June 13, 2012 (UTC) Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:13, June 14, 2012 (UTC) Just rambling into infinity. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:50, June 14, 2012 (UTC) Piss This is a disgrace to metal.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:35, June 14, 2012 (UTC) Delete As Spike says this has a clear strategy. None of it is funny. And I mean none of it. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:29, June 15, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Has a clear comedy strategy: Treat the genre as chemical elements. Its flaw is that it goes on for way too long. Sections that don't correspond to actual, major rock groups should go, now. I am not the one to save this; aren't Aleister and Funnybony our resident metal-heads? Spıke ¬ 13:08 13-Jun-12 Abstain, but I HAVE A REWRITE DRAFT KICKING AROUND IN MY USERSPACE. I attempted to rewrite Heavy Metals a while back but just saved the result as a .doc. I'm probably not gonna touch it, but if anyone wants to work on it, be my guest. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:20, June 13, 2012 (UTC) Spike I'm a one too!11!!!!!!1!!1!!11!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:41, 13 June, 2012 (UTC)

HowTo:Be a Good Catholic

Score: -1
Keep (3)	Not bad enough to delete. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:43, 9 June 2012 Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:31, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Keep this. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 03:24, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Delete. From the claim of divine inspiration to banning the pill to the need to dress up for Sunday School, this is a simple hatchet job. Please vote not on whether anything it says is untrue but only on whether it contains any trace of cleverness. Spıke ¬ 19:34 8-Jun-12  This page to Hell! I haven't finished reading this but it's too serious for me. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:57, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept --ChiefjusticeWii 10:07, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

Kaptainskye

Score: 2
Keep (3)	Keep. Author is not rip-roaringly funny and heavy into Randumbo, but he is doing what we're supposed to be doing: Take a subject, in this case a "popular vector meme," and follow it into a whimsical alternate reality while claiming to be its authoritative encyclopedia entry. Spıke ¬ 11:53 8-Jun-12 Keep. Per Spike--Sycamore (Talk) 18:42, June 10, 2012 (UTC) Keep. Don't see the problem really. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:54, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)	No.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 8 '12 7:10 (UTC) Unfunny, poorly written, completely inessential -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:15, June 9, 2012 (UTC) pfft EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:48, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Blah! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:22, June 10, 2012 (UTC) Obliterate. Hmm. A meme I have never heard of. This makes me want to go read more "Dolan Duk" comics... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 18:41, June 10, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. the article is created in about 1 month or so (forgot exact time) and it just escaped icu, yet it was VFD after a short time.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 07:36, June 8, 2012 (UTC) Comment. Astonishing what lame things people will turn into memes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:35, 9 June 2012 Kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:48, 13 June 2012

Formula sae

Score: 1
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Burninate this! Not only it's short, there are no pictures, the formatting is bad and worst of all, it is short! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 03:23, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Invalid nom. All that Joe says is true. It is also tagged with {{ICU}} and less than a week old. Spıke ¬ 03:30 13-Jun-12 Yeah. And if you watch the history, the ICU would have ended tomorrow... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 08:02, 13 June, 2012 (UTC) Invalid. Let the {{ICU}} kill it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:44, 13 June 2012

AC-130

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	This is bad ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:58, June 12, 2012 (UTC) Delete. This is bad. Starts with Chuck Norris and a little WW3 history, then listcruft, then a photo gallery from other websites. A lot of motion without a comedy strategy. Spıke ¬ 10:13 12-Jun-12 Firing. Danger Close. My favorite part was when the censoring was used and I could still see the words. It's like censoring a clip to use on the news, but you can still make out everything when it's aired; completely useless, in a sense. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 15:24, June 12, 2012 (UTC) Your mom. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:38, 12 June, 2012 (UTC) Stupid. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:20, June 13, 2012 (UTC)  Burninate! Why do I bother? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 03:33, June 13, 2012 (UTC) YOGER???????????--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 04:02, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
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XHTML

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Useless article about a useless language. TO THE MAX! HTML5 FTW! -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:34, June 11, 2012 (UTC) XHTML SUX N00bs USe iT HCTRWBOÅ FucktHEpOLIce!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 07:34, 12 June, 2012 (UTC) Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:35, June 12, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Reader has to both appreciate XHTML and the process that created it, and think that shouts of EXTREME AWESOMENESS are funny. ("Oh Jesus, how much longer do I have to keep this up?") Yeah, we get the joke: XHTML was over-hyped. Spıke ¬ 10:09 12-Jun-12 00110001. This article is a blatant abuse of the fact that XHTML looks like it is "X-treme" because there is an "x" at the start of its name. Plus, binary is the best language and should be used on the web, as well. BINARY DOMINATION. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 15:48, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
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The Wheel of Time

Score: 4
Keep (0)	Keep. This has had a fair bit of interest... it's not really doing any harm?--Sycamore (Talk) 23:16, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)	2005cruft. -- The Zombiebaron 15:06, June 11, 2012 (UTC) Really bad. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:53, June 11, 2012 (UTC) Doesn't pass the Qzekrom Heard Of It? (formerly Codeine's Mum) test. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:36, June 11, 2012 (UTC) This bowling ball is funnier. Never heard of this, but it sounds LOTR derived. The Wheel of Time? Boil em', mash em', stick em' in a stew? --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 15:31, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	I am not able to fix this one, but it needs fixing, which won't be simple. Since 2009, several new books have come out, while this article has gone downhill. The article has one main point--the series is interminable--which the article illustrates by example. But "plenty of fast-paced tea sipping, much smoothing of skirts and more braid-pulling moments than you can shake half a spear at"? That's clever writing. Spıke ¬ 15:30 11-Jun-12 Qzekrom's new test will mean all of my articles and most of human knowledge will now be subject to huffing.--Sycamore (Talk) 23:16, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

Asian Timing Syndrome

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Racist-y stub. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:52, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Guess what, folks? This page is racist. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 08:56, 9 June, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Of course I don't care that the page is racist, if done in the service of clever humor. But using one article to discuss two opposite stereotypes is not clever. If it had a little more to make the page about the stupidity of the author in trying to come to a conclusion about "Asians" rather than just projecting disdain, we would then run up against the fact that no one is going to look for a page on Asian Timing Syndrome. Spıke ¬ 11:27 9-Jun-12 Stupid. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:17, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Delete. I once volunteered to rewrite this, but I forgot all about it. --Scofield & Friends 09:40, June 10, 2012 (UTC) Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:21, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
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Euronintendo

Score: -1
Keep (6)	Keep. It has potential.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:57, June 7, 2012 (UTC) Injoke. Speedy keep. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:31, June 8, 2012 (UTC) I'd make a few adjustments first though. Like, can it possibly be expanded? -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:39, June 8, 2012 (UTC) Didn't really need it the last four times it was kept, so I'd say no. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:23, June 8, 2012 (UTC) 1) It is not an in-joke, it is a parody of an in-joke, so a technical, nit-picky screw you, and 2) Keep - I barf out a crappy stub on a near-weekly basis, so I shouldn't be a stickler. :P -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 16:18, Jun. 8, 2012 Pointless counterpoint: The parody of the in-joke is based on an in-joke itself, and this article's own questionably injokiness has itself become an injoke too. so HAH. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:12, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Very funny. -- The Zombiebaron 04:32, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Keep Beautiful. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:23, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:15, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)	WTF? This is just a random Euroipods spoof. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:17, June 7, 2012 (UTC) Crappy stub. Spıke ¬ 04:12 9-Jun-12 Crappy stub.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jun 9 '12 4:24 (UTC) Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:03, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Do we really need to commemorate the brief vandalising of Euroipods by that one guy with "Nintendo" in his username? Evidently we do. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:47, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. To be honest, if ever there was an in-joke page I couldn't care less about, this would be it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:04, 8 June 2012 Kept, because Nintendoruelz actually IS that important. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:51, June 9, 2012 (UTC)

Fisher Price DOS

Score: 1
Keep (2)	It's a keep. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:59, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Keep. I like it.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:14, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Isn't really that funny page. And it seems that is has been copied from illogciopedia or something. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:31, 9 June, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Let's see: It's fun to overuse the word "crap"; and imagine running Firefox or IRC under DOS, furries fighting with cops, and convincing a noob to wipe his hard disk. Fun but not funny. And the page title, which no one will request, is an incidental bit of the content. Spıke ¬ 17:09 9-Jun-12 WTF? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:08, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	"Sporked from Illogicopedia" doesn't mean "copied from Illogicopedia." 17:09 In fact, "crap" is more genteel than the version there. But let Illogicopedia have it. Spıke ¬ 17:15 9-Jun-12 Invalid nom. Page was vandalized before being put up for deletion. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:14, June 9, 2012 (UTC)

HowTo:Draw a head

Score: -7
Keep (8)	Keep. That's actually clever.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:40, June 7, 2012 (UTC) Keep. I laughed out loud at this, as did my friend on my left pillow talk 23:43, June 7, 2012 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:50, 7 June 2012 Head. --Black Flamingo 00:11, June 8, 2012 (UTC) Strong Keep. This rules. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:27, June 8, 2012 (UTC) Keep Strange nomination. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:24, June 8, 2012 (UTC) Keep. It's important to stupid human artists to use, including the FBI. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 00:10, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Humorous. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:33, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Obliterate. How about "HowTo:Cut off the fuckin' author's head for creating this"? -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:25, June 7, 2012 (UTC) A bit violent don't you think?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:59, June 7, 2012 (UTC) A bit ironic that you're the one to make that comment, no? *points at IWKY333's username*  ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:03, 8 June 2012 Touche. :) ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:50, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Purty overwhelmingly kept, eh? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:14, June 9, 2012 (UTC)

The Legend of Zelda: Blink-182 is Passé

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Piss Um, huh? -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? Delete because it's not funny. pillow talk 23:41, June 7, 2012 (UTC) Because "no". ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 8 '12 7:27 (UTC) Super delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:14, June 8, 2012 (UTC) Geh! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:04, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Why is this at the wrong title? -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 22:04, June 7, 2012 (UTC) Because, and I quote, "(cur | prev)   09:37, 7 August 2007   Wolf ODonnell (talk | contribs | block)  m  (moved The Legend of Zelda: Blink-182 is Past to The Legend of Zelda: Blink-182 is Passé: New title is a much better parody of "A Link to the Past".) (undo)". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:16, 7 June 2012 Okay, then we should change the title as shown in the first paragraph? -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 22:58, June 7, 2012 (UTC) No we shouldn't, because the first paragraph is the only part of the article where Blink-182 isn't mentioned. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:54, 7 June 2012

Hugo Chávez (business executive)

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Delete. I was enthused to see there was yet another treatment of the Venezuelan President to the one I whipped into shape in Venezuela, but this one is a wasteland, which had been vandalized with 20 copies of "This page needs more cowbell" since last October. Chávez is a real person, but this is not based on anything real; the names of statesmen he has dealt with are used purely as memes. Spıke ¬ 21:55 6-Jun-12 500 Internal Server Error: Not Following the Damn Article. Commence Huff Protocol Immediately! -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:02, June 7, 2012 (UTC) Hugo Chavez is a self-aggrandizing punk with a country who maintains his power through faux-populism, intimidation and jails, and you pull out this unfunny pile of crap? We should delete the authors. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jun 7 '12 1:17 (UTC) Piss What the ass is this?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:24, June 7, 2012 (UTC) Awful. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:29, June 8, 2012 (UTC) Yeah, this sucks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:26, 8 June 2012
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Template:URMOMSOGHEYLOL

Score: 11
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (11)	Delete. I just don't get this, I think this should be banned from mainspace use since Mr-ex seems to like it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:29, June 6, 2012 (UTC) Delete. There has been a flurry of Forum activity recently, which is not high in historical terms except for the drastic drop-off in mainspace activity at the same time. This template has no function if you are writing an "encyclopedia" article but only if you are having a public temper tantrum, and it is easier to remove tools such as this than to start chopping off the fingers that grip them. Spıke ¬ 10:47 6-Jun-12 Move to Mr-ex's userspace. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:16, 6 June, 2012 (UTC) Not mainspace appropriate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:33, 6 June 2012 Ban from mainspace. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:05, June 6, 2012 (UTC) ' What The Fu--BOOM!' -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:05, June 7, 2012 (UTC) URTEMPLATESOGHEYLOL EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:17, June 7, 2012 (UTC) NO U!---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:23, June 7, 2012 (UTC) Delete as I think it would be difficult to fit this into an article, let alone several articles, in a legitimate and amusing context. pillow talk 23:42, June 7, 2012 (UTC) You could have asked nicely for my vote. Jerks. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 8 '12 6:40 (UTC) Delete. Quorum.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:21, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Hmm, I don't think we have quite enough votes to delete this yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:18, 7 June 2012 How many votes do we need?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:22, June 7, 2012 (UTC) At least one more. Deleting this with only a one-digit number of delete votes just won't do. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:06, 8 June 2012 Deleted with 11 delete votes. : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:18, 8 June 2012

UnBooks:The Accent

Score: 2
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	29 bytes, no reason to keep it. I say Burninate! -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:09, June 7, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Wow, that was pointless. ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:36, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. This kind of thing is more appropriate for QVFD. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:52, 7 June 2012

Roh Moo-hyun City

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	Obliterate. While it isn't an atrocious article, it just simply doesn't have even a trace of humour in it. This belongs on an "Alternate History" wiki of some kind, not in a comedy encyclopedia. Although I think there are a couple of good lines in it, there are not enough to justify keeping it. "The fact that there are no summary executions, no gulags, no famines, but an OVER-abundant supply of food" is the single most obvious joke one could have made with this article's concept, yet sadly is the funniest thing I've found. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 14:42, June 5, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Dittoes. To the good, author (who hasn't been back in six years) begins the article by explaining the joke to us. Twice. To the bad, there really isn't a joke. Spıke ¬ 15:57 5-Jun-12 Now, who wants to write an article about Pyongyang? --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:02, June 5, 2012 (UTC) Whuh? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:50, June 5, 2012 (UTC) Has some 'jokes' and I 'almost laughed' but the concept just isn't very good. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:29, 6 June, 2012 (UTC) I wasn't laughing. Rather, I was just sitting at my laptop trying to comprehend this sea of redlinks and shouting. I say Launch some random nuclear missile and blow up this article and the place it thinks it's about! -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 21:20, June 7, 2012 (UTC) "Double Face Palm" ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:28, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	'Fraid he's right; Pyongyang really does redirect to this. Spıke ¬ 15:57 5-Jun-12

Troll 2

Score: 6
Keep (1)	Tag it. Despite author's zeal to write about naughty things and send the reader to YouTube, and his penchant for lists, the material does relate directly to a notable, and notably awful, film. Spıke ¬ 13:45 5-Jun-12
Delete (7)	You think your B-grade movie is having production problems? That's NOTHING. This movie's nine-year-old star is addicted to meth, and has strange smells emanating from his BUTTHOLE and was castrated by a flying spear! The male director is going through man-opause! And sperm buttsecks anus gay-blow MONKEYS ON CRACK OMG!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jun 5 '12 10:45 (UTC) They're deleting 'er! Now, it's getting a vote from me! OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:59, June 5, 2012 (UTC) Worse than the movie. I didn't know it was possible. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:49, June 5, 2012 (UTC) Troll facts? What? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:18, 6 June, 2012 (UTC) Bad, but not Troll 2 Bad, unfortunately -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:27, June 6, 2012 (UTC) Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:20, June 7, 2012 (UTC) Delete. I know the movie was bad, but come on.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:21, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
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George Best

Score: 2
Keep (2)	Keep. I slapped a tag on it - prior to it's expiry adding it here is not really the credo on Uncyclopedia's streets. Ya follow me Dog? Also with such a major topic it would be better this was used as starting point for re-write.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:09, June 4, 2012 (UTC) I think I'll let the tag be this one's downfall... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:04, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Really not that great; anyone with any real idea can easily start over. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 02:30, June 4, 2012 (UTC) Delete. "His favorite word was 'Shite'" seems also to describe author. Chuck Norris and multiple orgasms in the first sentence. Lame ramble. Spıke ¬ 02:41 4-Jun-12 Big Poopy Kill it.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:33, June 4, 2012 (UTC) Per IWKY333. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:19, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Sycamore, I see nothing here worthy as a starting point for a new article except an Infobox, and that's if all its fields are replaced. Or do you hope a new article states that "Finn McCool...shate out the Giants Causeway to help bring some Scots over"? Having been nominated, we ought to discuss the article, not the propriety of the nomination nor whether your toes got stepped on. Spıke ¬ 18:04 4-Jun-12 This article was tagged for thirty days. It is my role here to raise the question of 'propriety' of a nomination. My other views stand on their merit of me having a sense of humour more diverse than yourself--Sycamore (Talk) 19:46, June 4, 2012 (UTC) My opinion is that it's not great, but it wasn't a week old when it was VFD'ed, and should have had an ICU tag on it. Now, if only someone had thought to do that... ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jun 5 '12 7:40 (UTC) Not being a week old when it was VFD'ed would settle the question of 'propriety' unambiguously: Invalid nom. Spıke ¬ 13:43 5-Jun-12 Huff the nomination. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 21:38, June 7, 2012 (UTC) Invalid nom, apparently. And I'm left wondering why Sycamore replaced Bizzee's ICU with a fix tag... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:56, 8 June 2012

Pinterest

Score: -6
Keep (7)	Maybe not that special, but more importantly not deletion material, at all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:28, 4 June 2012 Keep. Pinterest is important, and this article is reasonably funny and mostly based on specific things about Pinterest. Spıke ¬ 02:30 4-Jun-12 Ehhhh, not worthy of the main page for sure, but its not deletion worthy either. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:43, June 4, 2012 (UTC) /me hisses at Georgie--Sycamore (Talk) 17:06, June 4, 2012 (UTC) Weak Keep Not a feature, but not deletion worthy either. It's in the neutral section.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:31, June 4, 2012 (UTC) Pinterest is relatively well-known --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 20:14, June 4, 2012 (UTC) I have no fucking clue who the ever-loving pussy-fuck Pinterest.com is, but they do have a wikipedia article, AND they apparently market themselves to middle-aged women who do...crafts. I mean, that alone is like a flashing neon sign that says "WE DARE YOU TO MOCK US". ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jun 5 '12 7:31 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Not that special, seems to be about a lesser known social network. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 02:24, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept --ChiefjusticeWii 17:26, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

Virginia/Cities

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	WTF? Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:23, June 3, 2012 (UTC) Delete. This is not an article; it is an outline for an article; and no one is working from the outline, or has in years. Spıke ¬ 21:40 3-Jun-12 Why does this exist? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:43, June 4, 2012 (UTC) A truly pointless list. Never seen one of those before. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jun 4 '12 8:20 (UTC) Delete. PIss.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:28, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
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Greens

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Ok...first VFD of the new era. Let's see: this is what I believe tha Zombee Dewd refers to as "2006cruft". It has no concept or humor and is basically a puddle of randomness. Please destroy it. Thank you.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jun 3 '12 11:05 (UTC) Delete. "For those of you that [sic] don't know," Greens are environmental extremists; and, however many of their assumptions you share, they are eminently easy to ridicule. This article, by contrast, is free-range babble. Huff and restart. "Above information reliably provided by God." Spıke ¬ 11:24 3-Jun-12 What's wrong with using "that" in that context? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:44, 3 June 2012 If "those of you" refers to humans, one would follow with "who". Spıke ¬ 22:55 3-Jun-12 I thought that "that" could also be applied to persons and "who" just stressed the fact that they're persons. I could be wrong, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:34, 4 June 2012 OK; Shertzer (Pronouns § 5) says parenthetically, "While that may refer to persons, many writers prefer to use who and whom." So just take my larger point that the article is badly written. Nope. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:23, June 3, 2012 (UTC)  For. ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:24, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
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Satin

Score: 8
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (8)	I cannot describe how hard this article made me retch. I would like to personally deliver a quart of vomit to each of its authors, with a signed certificate of authenticity.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jun 2 '12 5:55 (UTC) holy moly --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 06:37, June 2, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Starts off as a neat urban legend parody but quickly degrades into a sickening penis-feast combined with inane pop-culture references. Feel free to move it to my userspace where I can make something bearable out of it. --Scofield & Friends 21:14, June 2, 2012 (UTC) Delete. "Cut the cheese"--Get it??? Fnarr fnarr. Who is Ryan Satin (no Wikipedia page)? OK to userspace to Scofield, but unless you can make it relate to the fabric rather than a specific person (vanity/cyberbullying), do not bring it back to mainspace. Spıke ¬ 21:36 2-Jun-12 Vanity. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:50, June 2, 2012 (UTC) Who cares. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:13, June 2, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Da fuq?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:42, June 3, 2012 (UTC) C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 03:51, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I doubt that this is related to any specific person. The surname Satin could be concocted to become part of some silly made up horror story simply because it looks similar to the word Satan. That's my interpretation, anyway. --Scofield & Friends 07:10, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

Angels and Airwaves

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	This is what happens when 1500 different IPs write an article about an obscure, shitty band. (I'm not even sure Angels and Airwaves is shitty. Just taking a guess.)  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jun 2 '12 5:51 (UTC) I can't imagine any member of Blink-182 making anything even remotely good. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 06:39, June 2, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Angels and Airwaves is real enough to have a Wikipedia page. I usually don't vote on bandcruft, but this page is the tedious formula of making fun of the band's name, then the names of its albums and tracks. There is no cleverness. No one, whether or not they know of the band, will want to read this. Spıke ¬ 21:40 2-Jun-12 This isn't funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:46, June 2, 2012 (UTC) Delete. No.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:40, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
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Northern Alliance

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Keep Amusing - should be kept, a great topic ripe for expansion and filling out.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:42, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Poop Da fuq? -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? Delete. An unclever invention of several corps for the Uncyclopedia Wacky War genre. Sycamore, Northern Alliance merits an article, but not this one (which MadMax recently moved from "Naughty Alliance"). Spıke ¬ 16:46 31-May-12 Delete. Into the dumper you go. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:23, June 1, 2012 (UTC) Ugh. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:45, June 2, 2012 (UTC) The intro made me cry. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:14, June 2, 2012 (UTC) "Northern Alliance was founded by Field Marshal Hillary Clinton in 1998 as part of her special operations in charge of the 51st Feminists inside Afghanistan, a rival to the Mujahadiin it is a loose alliance of undercover groups (dressed in Burkha's but with nothing but Black Lingerie, Kalashnikov's and Martial Arts Weapons underneath) and of Denim wearing fearless mountain warriors, this group was branded as being terrorist by the CIA in 2001." This is apparently (as well as magically) a single sentence. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:38, 3 June 2012
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My family has problems

Score: -3
Keep (5)	Could use improvement, but not deletion material in my opinion. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:55, 30 May 2012 Keep. Not that bad.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:00, May 30, 2012 (UTC) Keep. Per Tintin and Iwillkillyou.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:18, May 31, 2012 (UTC) I'll totally look like a bandwaggoning poseur by voting "keep" now, but I really do have a soft spot for poorly-written, concept-less gallows humor. Under the right circumstances, of course. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 1 '12 0:40 (UTC) Per thems -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:52, June 2, 2012 (UTC) Bandwaggoning poseur. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jun 2 '12 0:59 (UTC) dick, suck, etc -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:22, June 2, 2012 (UTC) Isn't respecting other people's opinions a rather noble thing to do? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:32, 2 June 2012
Delete (2)	Yes, other articles pull the "written by a preschooler" shtick too, but this just takes it beyond the edge of toleration and humour. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:24, May 30, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Chronic problem-child Readmesoon succeeds in writing with an alternate persona; does not succeed either at humor or even at telling a specific story other than vague domestic dysfunction. Spıke ¬ 15:41 30-May-12
Comments	Kept --ChiefjusticeWii 07:08, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

Malcolm Glazer

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Keep. It is about someone real and notable (the owner of the Manchester United football club). It has a theme (map him onto the Lord of the Rings). It has a fun shoop. What it lacks is explanation about why he relates to Lord of the Rings--it is random allegory but humor is not far away. Spıke ¬ 19:55 29-May-12
Delete (5)	I piss on this article And on the person responsible for it's cration. -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? No funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, May 29, 2012 (UTC) For Spike: that image over there >> is funner. As for the article...that's just poop. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, May 30 '12 15:46 (UTC) Delete. This is just dumb --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 02:14, June 2, 2012 (UTC) -crawls out of hole- -looks around- -crawls back inside hole- --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 03:26, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
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Tank Abbot

Score: -2
Keep (3)	Keep. Weaker stuff - amusing for those who know who he is.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:17, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Keep. It's not that bad actually. It just needs to be reworked and those awful red links removed.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:45, May 27, 2012 (UTC) meh --ChiefjusticeWii 07:05, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)	This is-a bad.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, May 26 '12 9:52 (UTC)
Comments	Kept --ChiefjusticeWii 07:05, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

Assembly language

Score: 0
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (0)	No delete votes.
Comments	Nom rescinded. Hideous. Was hideous before the l33t arrived. Some articles are Anon magnets; this one is a magnet for editors who think that a four-screenful example of repeating the Intro in assembler is improved by four more screenfuls showing how to do the same thing in Linux. 11:18 Rewritten. Spıke ¬ 13:04 1-Jun-12 Nom closed. I think this is the first nom ever without a single vote. Interesting to note is that SPIKE invalidated this nom by removing the {{VFD}} template during his rewrite. Naughty SPIKE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:28, 2 June 2012

Horizon

Score: 0
Keep (2)	Most of this seems more than acceptable content. Why are you nomming this? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:03, 28 May 2012 This isn't bad. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:11, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Delete. You have got to be joking.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC) I've seen so many shit pages today, I'm kinda on He.Will.Kill's side on this one. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 29 '12 7:05 (UTC)
Comments	107 hours without a majority either way. Kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:33, 2 June 2012

Constitution (Games)

Score: -1
Keep (3)	Keep. "Constitution" is the stamina-like attribute of characters in role-playing games. Word play, such as "constitution" as the opposite of "prostitution," is a fine humor form we rarely see. This article unfortunately spreads a small amount of material very thin, but it's about something real, is intelligent, and it has an idea what it wants to achieve. Spıke ¬ 17:24 27-May-12 Keep. It needs some work, like maybe an image or two, but it's promising. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:20, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Not bad enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:27, 28 May 2012
Delete (2)	Delete. The article was just.... I don't really know how to put it in words. It's bad, but as I read one, it got worst. It had a way of explaining itself, and it gets worse because it just puts some random stuff that's no sense and just very random and immature. If goes off topic more than once, and I honesty believe thaey were just putting stuff there just for the hell of it. It was so random and illogical, my brain actually felt really bad after trying to comprehend what the article is trying to say. I also highly doubt the subject that its talking about even exist (and if it does then it was not made by a intelligent person, and I'm not just saying that.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:15, May 27, 2012 (UTC) This is pretty bad. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:44, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	@SPIKE- That could work if it wasn't written so randomly.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:26, May 27, 2012 (UTC) Now we're down to quibbles. (Get started! I already saved one today.) I suggest a section listing famous personalities with high (or low) Constitution ratings (who bare all on the cinema: constitution/prostitution) with the implications for the D&D cards of each. Spıke ¬ 17:31 27-May-12 I dumped some new ideas into it and scrubbed the old D&D-cruft. But the result just doesn't hang together. Someone else should take a turn. Spıke ¬ 10:01 28-May-12 Previously VFD'd, Jan'12; 0-3 Delete; kept by Lyrithya citing "apathy." Spıke ¬ 17:35 27-May-12 Better title would be Constitution (gaming) but is protected to Admins due to past vandalism. Spıke ¬ 17:38 27-May-12 Huh? That's not locked. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:14, May 31, 2012 (UTC) 10:08, 2009 September 17 MadMax protected "Constitution (Games)" [edit=autoconfirmed] (indefinite) [move=sysop] (indefinite) ‎ (Excessive vandalism) Spıke ¬ 00:19 31-May-12 Oh, I meant that Constitution (gaming) isn't salted. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:34, May 31, 2012 (UTC) *covers Qzekrom in salt* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:39, 31 May 2012 Yeah, this nom isn't going anywhere. Except the archive, perhaps. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:48, 2 June 2012

I Was Almost The President: An Autobiography By John McCain

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Piss I'm a Republican, though this isn't the reason I'm putting this in VFD. -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? Delete. McCain was grumpy and unlikeable. It's easy to make fun of that. This article's only joke is to imply that he was senile, to the extent of not remembering who Sarah Palin is, and denying itself that very fertile direction the humor could take. Spıke ¬ 23:20 30-May-12 Trite and dated -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:50, May 31, 2012 (UTC) Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:22, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
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Crayon Shin-Chan

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	The author of this article should be tased. Just my opinion, of course.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, May 30 '12 10:53 (UTC) Delete. Loses almost everything in the translation. Unfortunately for some foreigners, imitating jokes and explaining jokes is not the same thing as telling them. Spıke ¬ 15:27 30-May-12 Piss---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:05, May 30, 2012 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:26, June 1, 2012 (UTC) Yuck! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:28, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
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Republic of Lee Kingdom

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. I believe this is about Singapore, which already has an article to itself. Also, so many redlinks and it just looks very unfunny. -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? Delete. Indeed it is about Singapore. The first line tells you that, plus the article's comedy strategy (there's something Asian about explaining the punch line before telling the joke); and down at the bottom it tells you from where it was sporked and what axes the author may be grinding. It uses {{Main}} to suggest a series of interlocking articles to support this fantasy. Surprise! we don't care--even if Oscar Wilde is a bit player. Spıke ¬ 10:14 30-May-12 Jesus CHRIST but that is bad. Oh, God, oh, GOD, make it go away. I'm slightly nauseated after looking at that. No, seriously. My head hurts and my tummy hurts and my dog is throwing up and... ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, May 30 '12 15:52 (UTC) Hell No! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:27, June 1, 2012 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:29, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
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Template:Crapstub

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Used on someone's userpage. Don't fuckin' huff, kapeesh? Oh, and I fixed the tags. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:45, May 31, 2012 (UTC) If it's not used in mainspace, it doesn't belong in mainspace. Spıke ¬ 13:38 31-May-12
Delete (5)	Delete. (1) Since 2006, this template's miscoded tags have caused everything in any article it has been slapped onto to be centered. (2) The template announces, "This article is a piece of crap" with one possible variation. If author uses it, it triggers my usual problem of telling the reader how to react to your jokes before you've even told one. But I suspect its only use is for Anon to slap it onto someone else's article as an editorial commentary. (3) It is only on one article in mainspace. Spıke ¬ 23:57 30-May-12 Piss Do not like.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:00, May 31, 2012 (UTC) WTF? Just fixed the tags. But per Spikey, I don't see the point of deriding an article creator. Use {{fix}} if you're going to do that. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:43, May 31, 2012 (UTC) Pointless awful redundant etc -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:52, May 31, 2012 (UTC) Ban from mainspace. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:46, May 31, 2012 (UTC) Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:21, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Don't burn me for be a a radical here but that while I have no problem with this being huffed, would it have been easier and requiring less man power to just remove it from the mainspace article (singular).--Sycamore (Talk) 16:22, May 31, 2012 (UTC) Yeah, but somebody still needs to delete it, and...well, yeah, I guess you're right. Should've gone on QVFD. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 31 '12 22:58 (UTC) Disagree--removing a template from one or many pages and then QVFD'ing it as "unused" evades the process for which we have VFD. Spıke ¬ 23:07 31-May-12

Reasons to become an Atheist

Score: -3
Keep (4)	Keep. Intro and pix are cute. (Only, who is "doctorate Archird Pharm"?) Everything after that is listcruft that ridicules people's religion, mostly uncleverly, but that can be pruned. If need be, protect it against Anons. Spıke ¬ 23:14 30-May-12 Two issues I have with this: One huge list of lists. More importantly, it reads like an advert promoting some crazy religion called Atheism. Being an atheist myself, I'd say this has potential as an article and should be kept, per Spikey. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:17, May 30, 2012 (UTC) History! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:51, May 31, 2012 (UTC) Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:19, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)	This is basically one long list which drives its point into the ground by the second section, and is IP flypaper. It's a list, it's always been a list, it will always be a list.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, May 30 '12 23:05 (UTC) Piss---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:06, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 22:22, June 1, 2012 (UTC)

Template:UserPage

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Template made for user-space, used on only two pages. SUBST: and delete.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, May 30 '12 10:29 (UTC) Delete. User Miloliu created this about a month ago--and several other unused pix and a Category, for unclear purposes--then apparently wandered away. Spıke ¬ 10:37 30-May-12 Used only on one page (unless you count the template page too). SUBST: and Obliterate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:49, 30 May 2012 Really don't see the purpose of this template. A page in somebody's userspace that's not a subpage is obviously a userpage. Plus, this template could be a major distraction to someone who wants to browse your userspace. I'll put it on my userpage and see how it looks. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:02, May 30, 2012 (UTC) Tried it. It sucks. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:07, May 30, 2012 (UTC) Piss---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:04, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
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FC Barcelona

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	*DISCLAIMER*: I know nothing about futbol. That being said, this page looks like unfunny crap to me, and nothing in the history looks salvageable to me. So...y'know. Vote amongst yourselves.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, May 30 '12 10:15 (UTC) Delete. Did you notice that the long list in the intro was supposed to hit every letter of the alphabet (until even this was broken)? or did your eyes just glaze over and the article lose its only chance to hook you? FC Barcelona needs an article and this article needed an owner, but the only Names in the change history that did much other than revert, did not stick around. It has intricate humor about real things, but its only theme is to beat any theme to death by repetition. Spıke ¬ 10:29 30-May-12 Fuhbawl! Stahwarzz! Insuhltss! Shupiwitee!! EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:22, May 30, 2012 (UTC) Delete.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:03, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
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Video Game Crash of 1983

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Delete. Could someone explain this one to me??? OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 05:21 30 May 2012 Delete. Randumbo, inside a tediously long list, inside a tediously long table. Spıke ¬ 08:44 30-May-12 TABLECRUFT--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 08:57, May 30, 2012 (UTC) Delete. A lot effort to produce absolutely nothing worth saving. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:09, May 30, 2012 (UTC) I'll make a mental note of this concept, but the article is just plain bad. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:18, May 30, 2012 (UTC)  Against. ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:53, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
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NASDAQ

Score: -5
Keep (5)	Keep. I fixed this up a bit, but I don't see anything wrong with it. Could be funny with a coordinated attack. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 22:36, May 29, 2012 (UTC) Rewritten. I fixed it up a bit more. Spıke ¬ 23:12 29-May-12 Keep. Better.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:29, May 30, 2012 (UTC) Absolutely keep. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 31 '12 8:26 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:27, 31 May 2012
Delete (0)	Delete. I don't like this. -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
Comments	Having seen stock traders before, I would have to say that the tuxedo stereotype really adds flavor to this article! Speaking of which, have we an article about neckties? -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:22, May 29, 2012 (UTC) There's Clip-on tie. Spıke ¬ 23:31 29-May-12 Kay. There's also Bow tie. I'll make a disambiguation page. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 23:33, May 29, 2012 (UTC) Kept -- The Zombiebaron 22:21, June 1, 2012 (UTC)

Talk Talk

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. Talking shit about a band does not make an article funny. In fact, it makes you look stupid. -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? Delete. Am always happy to vote against an article whose brand of humor is, "Look at me! I don't know what I'm talking about!" Band members include "The Other Guy" and "Another Guy" and not until Sec. 2 does anything relate to the actual band, and even then a quote is attributed to "some snobby assed music journalist." Lame. Spıke ¬ 23:47 29-May-12~ It's for our very best. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 05:00 30 May 2012 That is trash. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, May 30 '12 15:48 (UTC) Move to my userspace please. I just rewrote the first paragraph as part of a bigger rewrite, but I won't have time to finish for a bit, I reckon, so go ahead and move it out of the mainspace and into mine while ya can. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:08, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Moved to userspace ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, May 31 '12 1:07 (UTC)

Apocalypse

Score: -3
Keep (5)	Keep. Made this a little more encyclopedic, this is a major topic and has it's moments.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:23, May 25, 2012 (UTC) Vital, maybe rewrite.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 06:43, May 26, 2012 (UTC) If the lists and redlinks were removed this would be a nice little article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:45, May 26, 2012 (UTC) Keep. For no reason lol. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 09:35, May 29, 2012 (UTC) Keep. (Formerly Delete.) Dumb disclaimer put me in a bad mood to encounter the long lists that followed. Instead, redirect it to Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (though it is being worsened by a newbie today). No longer a gaping sore thanks to Mr-ex777. Could still use an owner and an actual theme. Don't call the reader a wanker in the intro. Spıke ¬ 16:01 24-May-12
Delete (2)	Delete.And redirect to End of Time. --Scofield & Friends 15:57, May 24, 2012 (UTC) Delete. This is, once again, one of those articles that starts promisingly with a nice photo, nice thumbnail-text, nice first five/six sentences, then comes an ultimately random piece which, somehow, features a celebraty on some part (George Bush is a celebrity right?) and then turns into an endless like list which starts annoying the reader who turns his/hers back to the article and votes for deletion. This is sad. : ( OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 16:55 28 May 2012 In that case, it should only be that long. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 22:41, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Lists and chuck norris removed.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 09:33, May 29, 2012 (UTC) Kept -- The Zombiebaron 04:49, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

Niggas in Paris

Score: -2
Keep (5)	Hey bro, don't be hatin' on my homie's sweet page, yo. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:56, 28 May 2012 Keep. I chuckled. Good enough. Spike can't tell me what's funny. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:12, 28 May Prolly as an appropriate article for the song as you can ever get. And it repeats itself because that's the joke. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:25, May 29, 2012 (UTC) Keep. That shit cray. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:55, May 29, 2012 (UTC) Feature!--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 12:57, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Delete. It repeats itself. How is that funny?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:24, May 28, 2012 (UTC) Delete. I have the answer. It's not. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:28 28 May 2012 Let's hear it again! No, let's not. Spıke ¬ 13:38 28-May-12
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 04:54, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

Mesherschmit Vs. Spitfire

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	This is pure nonesense. -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? Delete. The initial shoop is entertaining but will live on elsewhere. Misspelling in page name; Brits with bad teeth and small penises. Spıke ¬ 11:54 29-May-12 Yeah, I really did like the picture. Everything else is trash. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 29 '12 12:31 (UTC) Meshershit Vs. Shitfire. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:17, May 29, 2012 (UTC) Ok, now why the Hell didn't I think of that? You bastard. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 29 '12 21:37 (UTC) Lol---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:05, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
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Diet Cola

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Da fuq? -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? It is garbage with no concept and a single image with a non sequitur caption. And it was written by two ten-year-olds who just ate a bunch of taffy. That's what the fuq. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 29 '12 7:14 (UTC) I hate those articles saying "That food/drink is evil!"--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 09:09, May 29, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Yes, Mr-ex777, that is about all this article says. A health scare needs to be done cleverly. I have grabbed the Hebrew Coke can for Diet Coke, which itself is in sad shape. Spıke ¬ 11:50 29-May-12 Reads like vandalism. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:16, May 29, 2012 (UTC)  Burninate! Too much crass, sex, and randomness. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 22:38, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
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Lost (TV series)/Previous recaps

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Huff, then turn into a content fork. This is currently the top article on Special:LongPages, at 394,674 bytes. I suggest splitting it into separate articles by season, namely "Lost (TV series)/Season #". -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 21:16, May 28, 2012 (UTC) Is the material worth preserving, or not? If so, you hardly need our vote to organize it better. Spıke ¬ 13:27 29-May-12 Another reason to huff: It's illogical to have a subpage of a redirect. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 22:11, May 29, 2012 (UTC) That's not a reason at all. It's very easy to change the title of the subpage so it's no longer a subpage of a redirect but of the page being redirected to. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:31, 30 May 2012 Have we created a guide for choosing the best title for your work? If not, I can start one. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:55, May 30, 2012 (UTC) Huff outright. Just like <<< that page, this one is bloated, tedious splooge. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 29 '12 7:10 (UTC) Since Qzekrom brought this nom here more or less pointlessly, I am going to one-up him and vote to actually kill it a la Bizzee. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:28, May 29, 2012 (UTC) Pointless rambling. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:16, May 29, 2012 (UTC) Delete. Convinced by BB, below. Spıke ¬ 22:09 29-May-12
Comments	Abstain. Am not sure that this or any article with satirical renditions of hour-long TV shows from 2004 is not funny to some niche audience, no matter how tedious they are (the parodies, not the audience), and this is why I also abstain from bandcruft, gamecruft, and fightcruft. Surely Star Trek, from about 1970, is doted on comparably and everyone approves. Spıke ¬ 21:52 29-May-12 I watched every last episode of Lost, and I can tell you that I personally do not find anything the least bit funny about this concentrated pile of Fail. As for Star Trek, I feel rather lukewarm towards it and its spin-offs. However, if there were a Star Trek article that was 400 kB long, and was as comparatively unfunny, I'd vote to kill that thing with nukes. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 29 '12 21:56 (UTC)

Comrade Larios (now at User:TropasDeHispañata/Comrade Larios)

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Obliterate. Looks like a random vanity-fantasy to me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:08, 29 May 2012 Delete. It does to me, too, the initial quote-fest (a colloquy of memes) being the only thing resembling humor. See also the related Hispañata, on which author and Romartus have been warring over the presence of an {{ICU}} tag. Both of us tried to talk to author four days ago. Spıke ¬ 13:24 29-May-12 Delete. What the Bob Saget is this?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:21, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Author now requests deletion userspacing of both referenced articles on his talk page. Spıke ¬ 18:43 29-May-12 Moved to userspace. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, May 29, 2012 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAA! 2010 Remix (Hosted by Kanye West)

Score: -4
Keep (5)	Keep. This is not just a brainless merge of two memes but the Study Guide for an audio performance by Mrthejazz. PS--I am less inclined to cooperate when the debate begins by telling me we will all be obstacles because none of us knows what is funny. Spıke ¬ 16:04 28-May-12 I didn't hurt your feeling did I? -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:08, 28 May Keep. I giggled. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:52, May 28, 2012 (UTC) Keep Zombiebaron.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:00, May 29, 2012 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:32, 29 May 2012  For.
Delete (1)	delete per comments below. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:15, 28 May
Comments	Look, I know you are all going to vote to keep this. I feel however that I must nom this for deletion to make a point. STUPID SPIN OFFS OF ESTABLISHED IN-JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. Seriously, combining AAAAA! with Kanye West? Could you be any lazier? Not funny and not needed. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:15, 28 May Should be in the UnTunes namespace, not voting. -- Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 21:32, May 28, 2012 (UTC) VFD to make a point != using VFD correctly. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:17, May 29, 2012 (UTC)

Cintas

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	This...what?!? This is just a puddle of ugly random bullshit. For those who ask, Cintas is a corporation that...makes uniforms. I think. They have some locations out here. I'll break in sometime, and see if they really have a cult going on inside there. In the meantime, please murder the shit out of this article. Thank you.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, May 28 '12 10:44 (UTC) Delete. My employer as secretive cult! The reference to "uniformity" is the only cleverness here of general interest, and there is probably no editor in the house who knows anything on which to base an infusion of humor. Spıke ¬ 11:28 28-May-12 Delete. Per above.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:22, May 28, 2012 (UTC) I no like the Cintas. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:48, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Miranda Cosgrove

Score: 7
Keep (2)	??????--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 09:26, June 8, 2012 (UTC) I kinda like it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:25, 8 June 2012
Delete (9)	Okay. I know that Mnbvcxz was cool and everything. And that we came to terms with his prego fetish, which is totally normal and his business and everything. Everybody has fetishes. I'll give you three guesses at what mine are. Regardless, I really don't think that having what is basically nothing more and nothing less than a porn story (albeit a very strange and eccentric porn story) on Uncyclopedia is a good thing. Prego Gods forgive me. -RAHB 09:15, June 8, 2012 (UTC) Shit--GermanPug ► SPRICH, FREUND! 10:29, June 8, 2012 (UTC) Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:23, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Bowling Ball? I found that very, err- "strange." --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 03:37, June 9, 2012 (UTC) That guy seriously had some problems. This "article" is one of them. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:18, June 9, 2012 (UTC) This article was forked from something by Meganew, so why is everybody blaming Mr. Mxyzptlk? Was he a preggo-porn enthusiast? I confess I haven't investigated particularly. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jun 9 '12 5:50 (UTC) Delete. Per the others.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:32, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Really creepy. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:51, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Delete Horrid. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:21, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Is this supposed to be in the UnScripts space? I would not mind if it were there. It is not porn, RAHB (not that it might not elicit more angry e-mail to Wikia), just eccentric and odd. But it is more about Mn-z than it is about humor. Spıke ¬ 12:04 8-Jun-12

Scott Steiner

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	No.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 8 '12 7:55 (UTC) Delete. Doesn't help that my first screenful is useless quotes and the intro is advocacy. The only place this article touches the reality of the wrestling act is to help hype it. Spıke ¬ 11:58 8-Jun-12 Steiner, Steiner, Steiner. All must die. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:36, June 9, 2012 (UTC) Ugh no never -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:16, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
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