Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive264

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VFD-padlock.png Uncyclopedia

Score: -5
Keep (8)
  1. ehhhh not sure if this a joke nom, but keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:42, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. SPIKE! He can make lunch out of breakfast. This is a bad page, and makes us look dumb as rocks, so maybe by putting up this nom Fucker (seems to be his new name) has pushed us, or SPIKE, into action. Aleister 11:39 28-5-'12
  3. ??????????--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 11:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:25, 28 May 2012
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 12:59, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  6. We may be the worst, but... --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:47, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Totally Keep. Huffing this would make Uncyclopedia's Article on Itself et al. even more pointless. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 21:27, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Keep Featureable Meme cruft--Sycamore (Talk) 10:39, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny.– Preceding unsigned comment added by YleerFPI (talk • contribs)
  2. Fucker has a point. We suck. I say delete the wiki. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, May 28 '12 9:12 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Meme-cruft. See comments. Spıke ¬ 21:34 28-May-12
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Query. Indeed, BB, if we vote Delete, does the article go away, or do we??? Spıke ¬ 11:30 28-May-12
    I was hoping a hole would be torn in the space-time continuum, and we would all shuffle through it. Then there would be no need for me to shoot myself in the head. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, May 28 '12 12:11 (UTC)
  • Originally Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Concept is inherently good: Humor website turns its aim on itself. Execution is awful, starting early with throw-away memes. What could be an easier first task for a newbie (though the page is already semi-protected) than to hack the page on Uncyclopedia itself and add another reference to Oscar Wilde? or twenty? Instant humor independent of competence! 10:21 Now rewritten. 13:30 Sycamore rolled me back. The Uncyclopedia article on Uncyclopedia I would have written is at User:SPIKE/Uncyclopedia, Inc. Spıke ¬ 00:24 29-May-12
    @SPIKE:I'm quite sue that was added at 2006, 2007 or so, when in-jokes were funny.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 05:54, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  • I suggest we go ahead and colonize this article if (and when) it passes VFD. Meanwhile, I'll start the cleanup process. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 00:52, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  • How about you all quit hatin' on my re-write and feature it Considering how one guy who is so prestigious did not even bother to sign his comment nominated my rather good rewrite, how about we don't just jump on Spike rabble rousing little diatribes against this article. Uncyclopedia was founded and made by memes, drama and silly in-jokes - that are parodied very well in the article. Everyone here is going to have their own particular take on this article - and no re-write has ever completely pleased everyone if it's a major topic like Oscar Wilde, America etc.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:38, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
    I would have no problem if Admins had swept away this nomination. A new user, all of whose edits look like vandalism, whom RAHB has now banned for two weeks, submits an unsigned nomination to delete--what else?--Uncyclopedia. However, having been asked to review the article, I submitted more than a "rabble rousing little diatribe": It is a poor "parody" of vintage-2007 meme-cruft to have an article that looks just like it. Spıke ¬ 10:55 29-May-12
    That's a very negative point of view on this article, like I have said some people who are proverbially younger in their time here wish to perhaps editorialize their 'unique takes' on how to make fun of the a site that makes fun of other stuff. Like I have said before, it's not possible to please everyone especially so with this article...--Sycamore (Talk) 11:08, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  • K-K-Kept. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:53, 29 May 2012

The Giver

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

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  1. Random, apparently finished, not very good (to me) and bears no resemblance to a real book of the same name. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:18, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Might relate to someone who has read it, but is total Randumbo to anyone who hasn't. Anonymous author of 11-day-old article pleads by Change Summary, "My mind is out of ideas for this article," and deletes {{ICU}}. Anyone with any ideas can just as easily start over. Spıke ¬ 19:33 27-May-12
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.stupid garbage Elassint (talk) 02:50, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  4. EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:16, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Worse than the book itself. Quite a feat in my opinion. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:25, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Simply horrible. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:45, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Powderfinger

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

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  1. Tediously unfunny bandcruft.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 24 '12 14:24 (UTC)
  2. Agreed. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:45, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
  3. die --Elassint (talk) 02:59, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png The Avengers (2012 film)

Score: 1
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No keep votes.

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  1. Pretty bland. Anyone with any real idea of what should be in this article may as well start from scratch. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 20:49, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
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  • Under 7 days old. Use ICU. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:04, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

Pokemon censorship by the FCC

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif KILL Obviously not made by an intelligent human being, especially if it has Pokemon porn, which I severly despise.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:41, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg AGH MY EYES! Too many typos, capitalization errors, and redlinks. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 02:44, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Typos and capitalization are all in a day's work. The problem here is lack of any concept, beyond calling attention to author (with overuse of templates and censorship) and sending reader to author's? fan blog. Spıke ¬ 11:20 27-May-12
  4. Pokemanz iz teh ghey! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:54, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Worse than a pokemon in the eye. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:29, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.shit Elassint (talk) 02:52, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Alan (disambiguation)

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! It's a stupid disambiguation page found on Special:LonelyPages. I don't think anyone can actually utilize its existence. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 01:56, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Consists of a prefix search that anyone can perform, with no value (no humor) added. Spıke ¬ 02:07 27-May-12
  3. Not needed, unless someone can convense me otherwise.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:35, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Pointless. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:53, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EMC [TALK] 17:33 May 27 2012
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VFD-padlock.png New Panama Canal

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom. The illustration presents a funny concept: a new canal lengthwise down the continent. It cannot be enjoyed because the text is uniformly gassy. Nothing to say, no point, no strategy, no basis. Headings are "Bullshit," "More Bullshit," and "Bullshit Stops Here," awesome. Spıke ¬ 23:43 26-May-12
  2. Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:16, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Replace with SPIKE's version. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:53, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:43, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Elassint (talk) 02:55, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Replace with User:SPIKE/New Panama Canal, which ridicules excessive promises for, and opposition to, trade treaties. Spıke ¬ 14:05 27-May-12
    Should I move your rewrite on top of the current article, merge the histories and close the nom? Or do you want to get this page deleted first? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:12, 27 May 2012
    Having asked for a vote, I would let the process complete or at least last 24 hours before replacing the entire existing article; beyond that, the mechanics do not matter. It might be useful to preserve the page history. Spıke ¬ 14:26 27-May-12
  • Huffed and replaced. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

Sufjan Stevens

Score: 5
Keep (0)

#To balance off the "who?". SPIKE showed that he is "someone" so a page on him is okay. But the user must really hate him though. It's just a gay bashing page, so I will balance myself out by voting no as well. Aleister 19:38 26-5-'12

Delete (5)
  1. ZOMG HE IS SO GAY. He is such a huge fag. Honestly, I have no idea who Sufjan Stevens is, I just know that he SUCKS COCKS! OMG, how many cocks can this man fit in his mouth at one time? I bet a bunch! Because he is SO GAY!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, May 26 '12 12:40 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg who?--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 14:21, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Heave ho. Aleister 19:38 26-5-'12
  4. Badness. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:52, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Iwillkillyou333 (talk • contribs)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm not going to even look at this article if its a gay bashing page Elassint (talk) 02:57, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. He's apparently pretty gay, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:10, 26 May 2012
  • The indie-label instrumentalist has a Wikipedia page (as Socky found out), replete with comedy material our article never touches. Arabic or Persian (which?!) name means "comes with a sword" though he now plays "the axe"; despite the Middle-Eastern name, is well schooled in Michigan Christianity (cue the Militia). Intends to write an album for each of the fifty states. Coulda been funny. Spıke ¬ 19:26 26-May-12
  • To Aleister -Abstaining by voting both Keep and Delete is theatrics (not schizophrenia). Not that I disagree with either of your points, but Mordillo would have reverted you with a gruff comment. Spıke ¬ 23:46 26-May-12
  • Comment. Please don't be a fanny Aleister--Sycamore (Talk) 12:14, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
    No, Sycamore, Aleister meant to abstain, so don't strike only one of his two votes. Spıke ¬ 14:28 27-May-12

QI/old

Score: 4
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  1. We already have quite a nice article on this subject at QI, so I don't see much reason to keep this random bologna around. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:54, 26 May 2012
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Too many redlinks. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 01:29, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:37, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Go far away. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, May 26 '12 12:46 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Diary

Score: 5
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  1. Stupid. Huff and redirect to Dear Diary. Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:33, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Authors are "acting out," but it has too little of a skeleton even to work as performance art. What is the point? There are many modern dilemmas related to disclosures supposedly made "to yourself" in a diary, which should be there instead of this half-finished operetta. Spıke ¬ 21:44 25-May-12
  3. Redirect anywhere. Redirect to I maed a yuky doody. Fuck. How did this escape for so long? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, May 26 '12 12:48 (UTC)
  4. Symbol wtf vote.svg Seriously, another Oscar Wilde reference? I haven't even read Dear Diary and I already hate this. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 01:58, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Made for apes.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:42, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png :File:Map of USA with county outlines.jpg

Score: -2
Keep (3)
  1. Keep I like this. --Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:07, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep Never saw this one before, and I don't think I've looked at a map of the counties. A friend of mine says the county system of government is one of the most overlooked governmental structures in the U.S. And now here it is! And I'll put it somewhere so it's used.Aleister 12:09 27-5-'12
  3. Keep. There's little point in deleting this.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:12, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)
Map of USA with county outlines.jpg
  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Nom & Burninate, for three reasons:
    1. It's an old, unused image that hasn't been updated since 2005.
    2. It's saved in a format normally reserved for photographs when it should use SVG.
    3. I don't see the satirical value of yet another map of the United States. Perhaps a color version used to prove some point would save the day.
    I see some redeeming value, though. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 03:01, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
    None of the reasons you mentioned are valid for nominating this image on VFD. Old, unused images that you think should be deleted can be listed on QVFD. It being in a non-ideal format is no good reason to delete an image, unless a duplicate exists in a more favourable format. Images are almost never judged by their inherent satirical value, but instead are valued in the context of the article(s) they're used in. If you come across an unused image that currently serves little purpose, but you don't want to list it on QVFD because you feel it could be used somewhere, you're free to put it in a userspace gallery for the time being (but create your own, in that case). You can also bring the image to Aleister's attention, since he's pretty much our resident go-to guy when it comes to putting unused images to use. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:33, 27 May 2012
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VFD-padlock.png Antlions

Score: -3
Keep (5)
  1. Keep. I did the arduous task of removing the red links and I think this is ok.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:27, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I giggled. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:20, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:43, 23 May 2012
  4. I made my contributions. Some of my family married Antlions, so I owe it to them to vote Symbol for vote.svg For.. Aleister I don't know, 23-'12 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Good enough to stay. Maybe even better. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 14:58, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. I support deleting this page as it wasn't all that funny, I mean the opening paragraph is bizarre to say the least. It's also short and covered in redlinks and makes me want to drink. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 08:02, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Contains no humor, including berating the reader and berating the antlion. Young author would benefit from military enlistment with a loud drill sergeant. Spıke ¬ 09:58 23-May-12
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Some things made me laugh but on the whole it didn't all that much. But yeah. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:17, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  • To all you guys who are fixing the grammar: Would you please fix the unfunny? Spıke ¬ 20:32 23-May-12
    Sorry, I just sweep up these days. Don't really know what's funny any more. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, May 23 '12 20:37 (UTC)
  • Kept. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:40, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Incandescent toilet seat

Score: 0
Keep (4)
  1. I dunno, I kinda like it. Rickyrab (talk) 09:03, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep. Per Rickyrab--Sycamore (Talk) 15:32, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Dis good. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:24, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Meh. I agree with EpicAwesomeness that it probably won't get re-written (and it does need it) but it's not without some humor. I think it has enough merit to stay.-- 01:29, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Pretty dead and pretty poor. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:49, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I double this motion. Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 22:21, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Meh. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:21, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I predict that this will be kept, and will be left alone to become increasingly stagnant over a two-year period, at which point it will be nominated for VFD and will be kept. We should've just waited for the fix tag to kill it. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:53, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
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Max Rebo

Score: 4
Keep (3)
  1. Keep. I like it.--Sycamore (Talk) 06:44, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Feature Aleister 11:11 14-5-'12
  3. So much potential here, i'd hate to see it go to waste. -- 01:32, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Random, not funny and has been in need of a fix for over a month. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a)
  2. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:11, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short, awful, and non-essential. "Make it about something," says the fix tag. What do you say about the front-man for a band that played in the margins of a Star Wars movie? User:Churchofdarwinism, who left the building three years ago, didn't, and you won't either. Spıke ¬ 16:10 14-May-12
  4. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANdom. There are ways to do "random", ya know. This ain't it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 17 '12 17:15 (UTC)
  5. How is this even remotely passable --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:36, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Demolition notice served. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:48, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  7. 287 hours on VFD, and I'll say delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:21, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
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Santa Banta

Score: 5
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  1. This is bad.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 24 '12 13:40 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is the genre where you create a fantasy character and then ramble on about him. Any time spent rehabilitating this would be better spent anywhere else. Spıke ¬ 13:45 24-May-12
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Scofield & Friends 15:25, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
  4. WTF? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:44, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
  5. This makes me want to go to my special place --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 07:59, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
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Destroy All Humans

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif DESTROY THIS ABOMINATION! --Scofield & Friends 10:10, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Puddle of lukewarm vomit. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 24 '12 13:52 (UTC)
  3. Meh. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:43, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'd like to say that I didn't get the humor because I've never played the game, but there doesn't seem to be any humor about the game itself for me to miss. It's just not funny. --EMC [TALK] 01:14 May 25 2012
  5. EXCUSE ME BUT WTF IS THIS CRAP????!!!! --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 08:02, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
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MS-DOS

Score: 4
Keep (1)

Interesting.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 14:33, May 22, 2012 (UTC)

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom. Aleister recently established that a VFD article can go to VFH and I would like to make the commerce bilateral. As I wrote under Anon's VFH nomination: "Listcruft, screen shots, and overlong inside jokes." If deleted, I will recreate it on the concept of a new, simplified edition of Windows. Spıke ¬ 13:50 22-May-12
  2. Who cares. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:13, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  3. I use the windows CLI all the time. I have even written batch scripts. This article bored me. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, May 23 '12 7:30 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not worth saving. --Scofield & Friends 10:12, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Blah. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:19, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Replacement article is installed. Spıke ¬ 20:06 23-May-12

HowTo:Drive a shopping cart

Score: 4
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  1. The fix template says, "This is plain bad writing". It's actually telling the truth - this is poor. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 18:56, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Blabity blabity blah! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:34, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
  3. no. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:17, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
  4. This page hurt my thinky organ so great that i doesn't even math right. -- 01:20, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
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Cholo

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom. Cholo ("darkie") is a pejorative heard in Peru. This article is 100% stale stereotypes and 0% cleverness. The 2007 version of Mr. Fahrenheit was essentially the same. Spıke ¬ 12:48 20-May-12
  2. WTF? -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 13:51, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
  3. CHOLO. CHu Only Live Once. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:34, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Thought it might get better... it didn't, it got much much worse.-- 01:22, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
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Wizards of Waverly Place

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  1. Unfunny, short, apparently finished, all over the place and straightforward awfulness. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 21:59, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Not one redeeming quality. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:10, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  3. This is the last time I'm being nice to a newbie. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 17 '12 17:24 (UTC)
  4. The only way to save it is to do a total re-write, i saw nothing of value, at all.-- 01:25, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
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  • User has removed an ICU tag. On the talk page, he insists he has more ideas and Bizzeebeever offers to userspace the article; I agree. Spıke ¬ 22:36 16-May-12

Fire Emblem

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  1. Too long, not enough funny, don't care. Go away.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, May 15 '12 7:26 (UTC)
  2. This sucks. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:07, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  3. tl;dr Rickyrab (talk) 09:04, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
  4. What a waste of an article. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 16:25, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Kwanzaa

Score: -6
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  1. How is it garbage? Seems okay to me. Rickyrab (talk) 08:50, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg You a process server? Anon's Q-and-A rant doesn't fit the encyclopedia, but it's very clever and belongs somewhere. Original article attracted listcruft and racism (not that a separatist holiday isn't racism itself) but still has sardonic charm. Spıke ¬ 09:04 19-May-12
  3. This is funny. Kudos to that anon. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:37, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Feature (seriously, I put it on VFH). Either I'm high, or impressed at the quality of this article, or both!Aleister 15:21 19-5-'12
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:11, May 19
  6. ????????????????????????????????????????????????? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:44, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
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#The "original" version of the article and the "new" version by the IP are both garbage. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 07:08, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

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  • I was rather hasty in putting this on VFD, since the original version was bad, and the fact that an IP complete rewrote the article. I reread it more carefully this time, and I found it to be much better than I thought it was last night. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 15:28, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
  • It's not that good, so I was maybe hasty in putting it on VFH. Maybe. I don't know, because I'm either high or hungry or both. It could actually be very good (should have a category: Things nominated while high). Aleister 15:33 19-5-'12
    • I know, but the older version was in VFDable state, while this one isn't. This one is actually funny. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 15:38, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
      • Separately, I don't agree with telling Anon he was supposed to clear it on the talk page before starting a major rewrite of an article that had gone to pot. He had a good idea and we are beneficiaries. But save the VFH until next December. Spıke ¬ 15:51 19-May-12

  • I've merged the old version (without cheap shots and unfunny racism) with the homie rant. Spıke ¬ 23:47 19-May-12
  • PS--After Aleister's cries of outrage and unilateral revert, I've put the cleaned-up old version into Kwanzaa/Classic. Without interfering with the VFH, I still think this is the encyclopedia article and the other belongs in one of those niche namespaces that I never visit. Spıke ¬ 02:26 20-May-12
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeXBox360 07:31, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

The United Kingdom of America

Score: 5
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  1. Ok, now, lest you think I am on a crusade against articles which make fun of the U.S.A....I AM! Haha, no, just kidding. This article is just seriously unfunny 200Ncruft.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 18 '12 23:20 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The lists, they hurt our eyeses. So do the fat-American jokes and all the randumbo below the lists. Start over and have it be about something. Perhaps the Falklands War was fought on Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket by mistake. Spıke ¬ 23:48 18-May-12
  3. Run-of-the-mill "national" article. Don't we already have USA related national articles? Rickyrab (talk) 08:52, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Crappy America-cruft. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:39, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
  1. Unfunny nonsense, something about the 'Welsh Congolese'. Relates to nothing. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:30, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Don't know what this is. Maybe I'll look at it again. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 02:35, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

University of Nevada, Reno

Score: 4
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    • Keep - I was really cracked up by "Let it be known that business kids eat burritos." Yes, the Nazir Ansari building has one restaurant, and it serves nothing but burritos. And the furious, evil swans! Many times have I swung a cello at them to back them off. This could certainly be improved, but this here's my Alma Mater and some of these jokes are actually kinda funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:54, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For Hyperbole Aleister 17:04 18 (UTC)
    The jokes are not kinda funny, and that's not Hyperbole. Spıke ¬ 17:25 18-May-12
    Yes it is, SPIKE. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 18 '12 17:28 (UTC)
    That's not BB. Aleister 17;33 *UTC*
    I'm discovered! *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:40 18 May 2012
    Be for the best if people wouldn't use other people's signatures, thanks. Causes confusion. -RAHB 04:47, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep. Not really that bad--Sycamore (Talk) 15:31, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom. The essence of school-cruft: Inside jokes, vanity and/or cyberbullying, and a greater desire to issue recommendations to freshmen than to amuse the general public. Extra! the campus police issue parking tickets unfairly! Spıke ¬ 21:42 17-May-12
  2. Just...no. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 22:10, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Bland garbage. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 17 '12 22:14 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I could feel my IQ drop as I read this. Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 22:19, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif WTF????????? Swanswithraz0rbeammmzandkittenhrghjhtjhfdjhtjhgd!!!!!!!!  --WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 05:09, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Baguettes! --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:18, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:33, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
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TOK

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  1. This is-a bad.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 17 '12 22:57 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Whatever I was trying to prove has been categorically proven." And some unfunny person is putting on airs. Spıke ¬ 23:01 17-May-12
  3. This sucks. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:53, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Either that, or move it to a better title. The title is so UnDescriptive! (Had to do that.) --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 01:29, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
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Memory Isles Mega-Store

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  1. Dead short, I can't see much hope for this at all. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:43, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stubby, badly formatted, about nothing, pushy and not funny. An e-business run by "Rick Head," get it? get it? Spıke ¬ 19:54 17-May-12
  3. This is QVFDable. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:20, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Who let this sneak into the place? Quick! Where's my shoe? Somebody smash it! Oh, gross! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 18 '12 22:12 (UTC)
  5. What everyone else said. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 07:11, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
  6. One-liner, not a real article. Rickyrab (talk) 08:56, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png North Narnia

Score: 0
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  1. Reverted back to the 2006 article and enlarged the pics so they could be seen. It is now encyclopedic and a pretty good twist on the history of Korea so it's understandable to little boys and girls (I learned a lot). Aleister 10:57 13-5-'12
  2. Keep. This is good... no where near the kind of standard that should be on here.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:38, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Acceptable enough. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:37, 14 May 2012
  4. Keeping it real. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:34, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. The fuck is this shit? A book report? And yes, I looked in the history, and I don't see anything worth keeping.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, May 13 '12 0:06 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In 2006, this was a not-terribly-vital scrambling of the history of North Korea. Since then, one or more Anons have transformed it into a piece of storytelling a propos of nothing. It is tedious to read (oh, and not funny, and still not terribly vital), and had already been flagged as not resembling an encyclopedia article. Spıke ¬ 00:33 13-May-12
  3. This bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:25, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  4. The 2006 version still isn't funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:33, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Ten Things I Hate About Jews

Score: 0
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  1. Very Keep. It's not just funny, it's informative. Feature dat shit is all I can say.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:38, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
    I dunno. It doesn't seem offensive enough to be funny. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 11 '12 19:15 (UTC)
  2. Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:08, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Funny in a special way. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:03, 12 May 2012
  4. Sounds interesting.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 12:22, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Ten? Why isn't this a 100 list??? Jews! Burn them and be done with it, is what my pa always told me. Aleister 19:33 17-5-'12
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  1. ...and Tuesday's weather is mostly racist with a 10% chance of funny.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 11 '12 14:49 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg They have big noses! It's not funny and it's not informative. Moreover, it has nothing to do with the movie 10 Things I Hate About You--which Wikipedia says was a remake of The Taming of the Shrew--except for the initial shoop. It is a vulgar front for a list of ten popular stereotypes about Jews, some of them fleshed out uncleverly in the voice of the moron. There is a way to do this, but the author hasn't even thought about it. Spıke ¬ 23:03 11-May-12
  3. This has so much potential! It's just really cliche. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:45, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I say delete, sorry. --Black Flamingo 13:39, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It would have been better if the writer had gone beyond the title and had shown a smidgeon of imagination about what to do next. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:25, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Why not put this in as a subsection of Jew? Rickyrab (talk) 08:58, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
Ahem, Jew/Classic. Rickyrab (talk) 08:59, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Flaxmere

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  1. Keep. I quite like the references off site... looks like a nice rewrite project for PLS?--Sycamore (Talk) 16:40, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep. It got mentioned in the Hawke's Bay Today. --EMC [TALK] 01:04 May 12 2012
  3. Keep It's famous!!! Hawke's Bay Today is the paper of record in some continents. Aleister 10:47 13-5-'12
    Aye, on the continental shelf of its own mind, which is approximately smaller than a flyspeck. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, May 13 '12 10:49 (UTC)
  4. Keep but could use a little work... for example, use some of the slams mentioned on the Facebook page....Rickyrab (talk) 09:09, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. THIS TOWN SUCKS THIS TOWN SUCKS THIS TOWN SUCKS HUR HUR THIS TOWN SUCKS.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 11 '12 14:05 (UTC)
  2. THIS TOWN RULES THIS TOWN RULES THIS TOWN RULES HUR HUR THIS TOWN RULES. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:48, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The end of this piece of listcruft falsely claims it was cited in Hawkes Bay Today (from which the photo is taken). In fact (as Sycamore saw), that article describes a Facebook page that has slams on Flaxmere that are funnier and more fact-based than any of the generic cut-downs in our article. And it quotes a biddy who thinks nothing negative should be uttered at all; that's funny too. PS to Xamralco--Stating the exact opposite of the previous voter, while voting the same way, though it marks you as a Funny Guy who belongs on a Funny Website, frustrates the other important goal of explaining your vote. Spıke ¬ 12:46 12-May-12
  4. GHEY TOWNCRUFT--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 13:04, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Worst 100 Nutty Conspiracy Theories of All Time

Score: 2
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  1. Save, name change, etc., per SPIKE and my comments in the comment section below. Aleister 2:13 11-5-'12
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  1. There are folks here who love the Worst 100 Lists. And then there's me. And this is one awe-inspiringly bad list. So there.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 10 '12 23:57 (UTC)
  2. Sorry, but I'm not seeing much that's worth keeping. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:52, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Listcruft. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:53, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
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  • I hate articles whose name coaches the reader that they are "nutty." This page is a destination for users wanting to slam someone else's belief by declaring it a conspiracy theory--but it also has some serious and good ridicule that I would not throw out with the bath-water. The worst thing about these pages is the idea that the good stuff needs to be padded to total 100. Spıke ¬ 00:24 11-May-12
    • Exactly! Why not just change the name of the page to "Worst Conspiracy Theories of All Time", and then if a few of us watch it and work on it, an easy feature in a few weeks!!! Aleister 2:12 11-5-'12
      • If we could just get rid of the "100" in all the titles of these infamous pages, it would probably be all that was needed. But then the "worst 100 worst 100 lists" template wouldn't make sense. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 11 '12 19:23 (UTC)
        • Sometimes you just have to prioritize one thing over another, like articles over templates. Besides, can't we change that template to a Worst Worst Lists template or something? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:13, 12 May 2012
          • I was being facetious, but really, the only thing preventing folks from making these "Worst Whatever" lists better is that...nobody's making these "Worst Whatever" lists better. Wanna start right now? I mean, if so, throw together a committee and they can start with this one. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, May 12 '12 11:22 (UTC)
  • Kept. No consensus. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:45, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Prototype (game)

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  1. It's not that bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:52, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. This article has less than the necessary degree of badass.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 10 '12 17:35 (UTC)
  2. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:50, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png :File:Sfr logo.gif

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  1. What? Dudes, I was just using this pic on a new UnNews article! The coincendence is astonishing I tell you, astonishing. I'll keep working on the UnNews and see if it's a keeper or not. What are the odds? Aleister 1:23 18-5-'12
    1. Okay, then, we'll lock the vote. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 01:42, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
      1. /walks away fast, breaks into a run, picks up some gum from the sidewalk. chews on sidewalk-gum while slowing down to a walk again. chewing. chewing. Aleister 1:49 18-5-'12
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  1. Old, unused image with unknown license. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 00:44, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As before: If it's really unused, take it to QVFD. The only thing listing it here will do is induce Aleister to use it. It will be a stretch in this case, but he'll probably find a way. Spıke ¬ 00:48 18-May-12
    1. I was hoping someone would come along and use it. I QVFDed an unused vanity JPEG that had a crappy resolution. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 00:51, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
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Penguin Empire

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  1. 1337! NAMBLA! Darth Cheney! Kitten Huffing! The Harlem Globetrotters! Singapore as a military power! Tom Cruise! Penguinarianism! Hurk hurk hurk BLEARGHCH! *splut*  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, May 14 '12 22:01 (UTC)
  2. This is just so... bad. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:24, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  3. This article could only be worse if Seltzer and Friedberg got themselves an account and explained every single joke on the page. --Spacehopper (talk)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EMC [TALK] 22:22 May 17 2012
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Quebec Separatist Hippie Brigade

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom. Article tries to tie memes together in a wacky way and tell a story that relates to nothing. Has sat quiet since '11, and has been used as a sandbox tonight by 5 IPs. I've cleaned it up but don't see what it's here for. Spıke ¬ 02:15 16-May-12
  2. Just bad. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:07, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Could be an example of good random humor, but it just bores. Unless somebody can jump in quickly and give this a serious funny injection, I say delete. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 17 '12 17:13 (UTC)
  4. Too random, too boring. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:53, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
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HowTo:Swim

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  1. This article is absolutely horrible. I read it twice and didn't laugh either time, and the second time I was LOOKING for things to laugh at. Symbol for vote.svg For. Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 12:43, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Ok, who the fuck let Aimsplode back in the fucking building? I'm voting to de-op them, right now. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 17 '12 17:26 (UTC)
  3. It's only funny in the sense that we're mocking it. Terrible article indeed. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 19:52, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Wow, I already hate this article the moment I started reading the first section. Maybe <insert name here> will agree with me. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 00:47, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Nope --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:18, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
  6. a massive pile of formatting fuckup.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 06:11, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
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Rashad Evans

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  1. No good content, just pure rambling junk. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 06:00, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What the fuck did I just read? -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 13:34, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Do not want. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 17 '12 0:38 (UTC)
  4. "Rashad Evans is a nigger." This is a piece of literature, I tell you! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:08, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
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Jimmy John's

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  1. WTF is this awfulness? Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:46, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Last August, Chaz54 (no other contributions) rose to the challenge of an {{ICU}} and expanded this article on a Texas restaurant chain. It's now a hatchet-job that addresses Jews, Scientology, unionization, and perhaps a personal vendetta, but not illustrations or humor. Spıke ¬ 07:38 16-May-12
  3. Poorly formatted, not funny and would literally be a waste of time for anyone to try and improve. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 13:36, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Jimmy John's has radio commercials that are funnier than this article. (No, seriously, they are. The theme of the commercials is that "Jimmy John's [delivers] so fast, you'll freak". In one ad, this guy's house is on fire, so he calls Jimmy John's. They come and put the fire out, at which point the fire department arrives, and asks him why he didn't call the fire department first. He says, "I did." Hahaha. Funny stuff.) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 17 '12 17:21 (UTC)
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One Direction

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  1. Just rolled back some vandalism on this article. Then realized the vandalism was actually better the original article. Then decided to put the article up here since everything about this article kind of sucks anyways. Yea. --OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo.jpg 01:46, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Worse than the actual band. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 15:06, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg They're gay! Eleven-year-old? anons try to cut down a band with toilet humor. Huff and start over. Spıke ¬ 16:15 14-May-12
  4. I Want (Your Cock.) --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 17:10, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
  5. I am OBSESSED with One Direction. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:24, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
  6. This article is bad and whoever wrote it should feel bad. If this article were given a Laconic version with one sentence per joke without repeating anything, it would consist of "One Direction is gay." Nothing else. --Spacehopper (talk)
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Wells College

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  1. Judas Priest, but this is retarded 2006cruft.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, May 13 '12 1:13 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Schoolcruft. An Anon playground, begun in 2005. The topic of a women's college going co-ed is fertile, but this article starts with randumbo and descends into listcruft and vanity/cyberbullying. Spıke ¬ 10:07 13-May-12
  3. Stupid shitty bad bad bad! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:35, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Okay yeah that's pretty bad. --Black Flamingo 13:41, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  5. hahahahaha --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 20:19, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
  6. no. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 20:22, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png :File:(914).jpg

Score: 1
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  1. OK, I've added it to a page (see comments). Everyone should add it to a page. It's not erotic, or even interesting, but it is something. Aleister 11:24 12-5-'12
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Yeah. Semi-pornographic image that's a blatant copyright violation with no license specified and not used on any pages. --Qzekrom sig trans.gif This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:45, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
  2. If its unused it should be QVFD, but whatever. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:09, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
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  • There's absolutely nothing wrong with this image, nor is there any reason to keep it. It's just there. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:42, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • Totally agree. It's not erotic, or even interesting. It's just there. I'll put in somewhere, hopefully an approriate venue, I just don't know what it is yet. Say, why don't we all put it somewhere????? That would be fun. Aleister 2:26 12-5-'12
    I agree, but its not used so whats the point in keeping it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:27, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment - Frosty makes the key point here - This should not be on VFD.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:15, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • Kept as this shouldn't have been of VFD to begin with. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:14, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

Hermione Granger Weasley

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  1. It's like Harry Potter fan fiction, except everybody fucks everybody else or cuts off somebody's testicles. Wait, it's exactly like Harry Potter fan fiction.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 11 '12 19:30 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Slut gets raped! Huff and start over. Spıke ¬ 23:07 11-May-12
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg OSHT! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:43, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Delete. --Black Flamingo 13:40, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png 10 great reasons to de-op all current admins

Score: -1
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  1. Just asking you guys of opinions. I think this article is quite good and i make it more subtle. yet MrN9000 says it's quite bad and he will either ICU, VFD or outright delete it. I have a copy back on the userspace so there is nothing to fear.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 07:28, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Weakish keep It needs work certainly but its been obvious a fair amount of effort went into it. I think the fix tag of 30 days will do. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:29, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Fix tag should do. Then we can revisit this at a later date. But try not to be mean to named ops please, for you may be an op someday and how would you feel. You'd cry, that's what you'd do! Aleister 16:45 10-5-'12
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep. It's okay. Good ting it menchined tht asshol Xamralco. Hez such a doosh. He baned mee. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:49, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Delete. It's better to aim parody 'outside'... navelism is a cancer for the most part.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:43, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Dittoes. Don't care how funny it's told--and this isn't terribly funny--the basis of this humor is real grievances against real, named Admins. Corrosive for insiders, especially given the current crap-fight in the Forum; and not of interest to any outside audience, of which I am still not conceding the existence. Spıke ¬ 17:04 10-May-12
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Navelism, belly buttonery, etc. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:27, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. May fool around with it in future, but for time being dunno. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:31, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Genevieve Gorder

Score: -2
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  1. Because tits. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 10 '12 0:53 (UTC)
  2. Keep. Per last time.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:45, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:32, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote.svg Nom. Second time on VFD. In Jan-11, this was some n00b joking about how dumb he thought some TV program was, plus crude lechery. I thought I had saved it with subtle, double-entendre lechery; however, when you cut out all the text meant to describe the dumb TV program, there is basically nothing here. Spıke ¬ 23:22 9-May-12

Have written a couple more paragraphs and am overcoming my previous despair at this article. But the line on Gorder's "sweet rack"--which I had kept as an inspiring turn-of-phrase--might still be too crude, and I yield to others. Spıke ¬ 00:26 11-May-12
Liked it better the first way. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 11 '12 15:05 (UTC)
  1. Poop. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:43, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
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  • Patient's condition is stable; BB may even come to accept it. Sorry to waste your time. Spıke ¬ 23:10 11-May-12
  • Kept. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:14, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

Angelica Pickles

Score: 3
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  1. Keep. Not really bad enough.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:22, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Damn rugrats get off my lawn. --Black Flamingo 23:46, May 5, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I WANT COOKIES!! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:00, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. I believe I can fly / I believe I can touch the sky / I think about it every night and day / spread my wings and fly away / I believe I can soar / I see me runnin' through that open door... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 10 '12 13:05 (UTC)
  4. Delete HURGLAAAAAAAB. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 11:22, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
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2002 Bloodbath World Cup

Score: 4
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  1. Keep Nothing wrong with a good spork.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:25, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Delete Random nonsense with no concept, lists, no images, and no laughs. --C₂H₆O (hic) 04:50, May 4, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Bad. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:12, May 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:29, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. If you want to see a good excuse for turning wanton violence into comedy, look here. It's still crappy, but it's funnier than this pile of fail. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 10 '12 0:57 (UTC)
  5. No. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:28, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
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Ni

Score: 4
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  1. Monty Python cruft. Yes, the Kaniggits who say "Ni" are real hilarious. Very original, sir. I fart in your general direction, &c, &c.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 10 '12 23:46 (UTC)
  2. That word following fart... Help me! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:50, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
  3. It is unlikely that an article on a meme from a 1975 movie would have outdone the original humor of Monty Python, and in fact, we didn't come close. Spıke ¬ 23:51 10-May-12
  4. NI! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:33, May 11, 2012 (UTC)
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Mental Retardation

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  1. The most retarded page on the wiki. ~jcm 23:33, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. As retarded as my last blow job - she thought I said crow job and covered herself in black feathers and jumped up and down as I threw corn at her. Aleister 00:37 10-5-'12
  3. Almost as weird as Aleister's comment. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:44, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Dumber than a box of double-ended condoms. And not nearly offensive enough. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 10 '12 0:51 (UTC)
  5. Somebody revive Retard.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 05:07, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Always play a good offe-- fuck! No! That's not what I meant! Shit! Err... fuck... EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:32, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
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Can somebody just revive retard in the mainspace? It got killed by a fix tag some time ago in the fixocaust of 2011.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 05:11, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

  1. Revive Retard!!!! Give retard new life!!! Get him up and running again. Retard! Aleister 16:44 10-5-'12

Wiggaz With Attitude

Score: 4
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  1. Keep Dammit! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 08:13, May 9
  2. Keep Jizzfuzz monkeygardens! Aleister 23:32 9-5-'12
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  1. Delete This is a list surrounded by unfunny writing. Concept could possibly be built up but it would require a major rewrite. --C₂H₆O (hic) 05:06, May 7, 2012 (UTC) The Artist Formerly Known as Pup
  2. Wiggaz That Freak the freak out! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:52, May 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. SOMEBODY FORGOT THE VFD TAG--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 05:19, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Unfunny concept Can't be salvaged. --EMC [TALK] 04:05 May 9 2012
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:26, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
  6. As a person of color, I was highly offendezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ....woowoowoo ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...woowoowoo ...zzzzzzzzzz ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 10 '12 0:47 (UTC)
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I forgot the VFD tag. I apologise. --C₂H₆O (hic) 13:36, May 8, 2012 (UTC) The Artist Formerly Known as Pup

The AAA-Team

Score: 4
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  1. This is just stupid shit. Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:55, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. no. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:20, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg De-1337 --EMC [TALK] 04:04 May 9 2012
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:27, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
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The AAAA-Team

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  1. This is almost exactly the same as the AAA-Team, which also sucks Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:55, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Wow I can't believe I voted to keep this last June. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:19, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Terrible --EMC [TALK] 04:06 May 9 2012
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:28, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
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Steve

Score: 5
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  1. WTF--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 08:18, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I concur. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:20, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Adam and Steve? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:01, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EMC [TALK] 04:04 May 9 2012
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:28, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
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