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St. Stephen the Martyr (history, logs, vote page)

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St. Stephen the ProtoMartyr, the first adherant of the Christian faith to be martyred. According to the New Testament Acts of the Apostles, Stephen attached sixteen sticks of dynamite to his chest, detonating them in a crowded market in Jerusalem, killing 32 Zionists and 2 Great Satans, and wounding dozens more. Stephen is venerated as a Saint by the Catholic Church, and in many countries St. Stephen's Day is a publicly recognized holiday. St. Stephen is depicted here in a 12th century Orthodox icon. The grenade in his hand is probably anachronistic. Image credit: Isra1337 Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 11 civilian casualties
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For Votes: 14	Self-nom and for because I am a narcassistic bastard. And because I spent like four hours on the frickin grenade. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 06:40, 12 October 2006 (UTC) Brilliant. Makes me want to convert to Catholic. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 10:14, 12 October 2006 (UTC) Divine This is the best picture I have seen in a long time. 12:30, 12 October 2006 (UTC) HA-LEL-U-YAH!, erm, For. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:07, 12 October 2006 (UTC) For that's brilliant. EamonnPKeane 18:10, 12 October 2006 (UTC) For, because I was the jerk that kept making you re-do the grenade, and it looks great now.  ;)--<<>> 19:34, 12 October 2006 (UTC) Creepy Muslim yell thingy (for) --User:Nintendorulez 22:37, 12 October 2006 (UTC) For. Now we only need a muslim martyr being eaten by lions in a roman colliseum.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:51, 12 October 2006 (UTC) For. Hilarious, and GOOD unlike most stuff lately. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 00:43, 13 October 2006 (UTC) For, although they'll probably show me this vote when I'm in hell.--Procopius 18:47, 13 October 2006 (UTC) For Don't get it? Take a look at religion for the past 2000 or so years. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:30, 14 October 2006 (UTC) For, it's old school martyr meets new school martyr.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:55, 14 October 2006 (UTC) For I have some issues with the integration of the dynamite, but the overall image is good and clever enough to deserve featuring. —rc (t) 20:49, 14 October 2006 (UTC) Yay. Well deserved of a place in the Ivory Tower. - NewMess1ah 22:21, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	Against. I don't get it, and I don't ever want to see it again.--The Jeff Killer 19:39, 13 October 2006 (UTC) Zombiebaron PiOfFive
Comments	Featured —rc (t) 05:56, 16 October 2006 (UTC)