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Right Guard: The Anakin Skywalker Campaign (history, logs, vote page)

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In an attempt to popularize their product, Right GuardTM brand deodorant and antiperspirant spent obscene amounts of money licensing the Star Wars brand for merchandising. The best the marketing team could come up with was this still frame, featured in Good Housekeeping. The ad was promptly pulled when daring and uneducated nerds began suing the company for false advertising, claiming "they could not stick a lightsaber into their armpit without bodily harm." It is currently archived along with the ET video game as the most spectacular wastes of money ever. Image credit: Zombiebaron Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 9
Nomination:	Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:13, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 17	NF An old ZB that I liked. I spent a good while coming up with some text for it, too, because I remember the caption being weak last time. Therefore, vote for.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:13, 31 October 2007 (UTC) For Great, i showed it to everybody i was in the room with, a good laugh. Azu 16:41, 1 November 2007 (UTC) For - The guy that made this must be so cool and sexy. -- The Zombiebaron 17:16, 1 November 2007 (UTC) 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:16, Nov 1 FORE! - Heh, nice! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:39, 1 November 2007 (UTC) ₣OR! --Jack Phoenix (Contact) 23:16, 2 November 2007 (UTC) For --Hrodulf 23:49, 2 November 2007 (UTC) This is number 8, I think. Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 23:58, 2 November 2007 (UTC) FORTY FOUR. KICK. ASS. IMAGE. sleepygamer 23:45, 3 November 2007 (UTC) Figgity-for! Yes!   Le Cejak • <-> 00:24, 4 November 2007 (UTC) For Yeah! Fou-Lu 16:46, 6 November 2007 (UTC) For     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   23:02, 6 November 2007 (UTC)   Syd Barrett --THE 23:21, 6 November 2007 (UTC) FOR --Excellent, Herr Zombiebaron, excellent. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 00:21, 7 November 2007 (UTC) For. Does that deodorant come in non-industrial size? I could use some for when I go giraffe hunting later. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:39, 7 November 2007 (UTC) For --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:19, May 9, 2011 (UTC) Sure. 1234 ~ 08:25, 10 May 2011
Against Votes: 8	Still no. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:18, 31 October 2007 (UTC) Against, as Tkf. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:21, 2 November 2007 (UTC) Against--Sir Manforman 23:36, 2 November 2007 (UTC) Against This one already got voted down. --AmericanBastard 05:30, 6 November 2007 (UTC) Against If it requires a lengthy caption to be funny, it's not worth featuring. Ethereal 13:31, 6 November 2007 (UTC) Against. Yeah, I get it, but it's really not that funny. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:24 Nov 06, 2007  Against. As per Skullthumper Robertodole 04:36, 10 April 2008 (UTC) --Mn-z 17:50, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Absent or however it's spelled I do get this joke, however the image could be improved fi they potatochoped the advertisment into the image, then I feel more people would understand this one. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 06:49, 31 October 2007 (UTC) Also, maybe mention that Luke Skywalker isn't in the picture? That's Anakin. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:17, Nov 1