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Jesus on Raptor

Some modifications have been made to the newest translation of the Holy Bible. In this scene (often called "Palm Sunday"), Jesus is now riding a raptor. While this was partially made to help make Jesus more accessible to Today's children, the decision was also made because certain Christians didn't want people to be able to say that Jesus was "riding someone's ass" that day. Both scientists and fundamental Christians question the historical accuracy of this account. From the New Cooler Edition: "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." Luke 13:37 (NCE)

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Vote Score: 30.5
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For Votes: 30.5
  1. Nom + For. - ♥ Lacey • clicky
  2. For. Jesus rawks.' - -- Codestream
  3. For. So good I didn't see what was wrong at first... Al-Pita 10:02, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  4. For - Photoshopped really well and it is funny. It's gneomI 11:00, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  5. For. I thought about nomming this one myself, actually...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:38, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  6. For, although everyone knows that the dinosaurs died out in the Flood.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:06, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  7. For. "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." --Rad 15:07, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  8. Strong for. Brilliant. And if Jesus sent his apostles to find him a raptor, it would necessarily be there -- he can do anything because he's the Son of God! Stupid scientists.--Procopius 15:19, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  9. For Was going to nom this myself. --—Braydie 15:26, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  10. For Japes! Jesus on a raptor.--Kenmcfa 17:38, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  11. For! Best image since the one with Bush healing the leper. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~21:30, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  12. For. Great. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:17, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  13. For---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:44, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  14. For; It's like... Jesus... on... a Raptor... -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:45, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  15. For It's quite clever, and the art stlye aren't conflicting in the least between Jesus and the raptor.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 01:46, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  16. Jesus + Raptor = For --General Insineratehymn 01:54, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  17. For Who could vote against this one? Check out the article too. --Imp88 14:28, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
    PFP is for voting on already featured pictures, silly bunny. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:41, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
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  30. For! I always knew that's how Jesus got around.
  31. Strongest for That's the funniest picture I've seen this year. And we've quite got 364 days!--The Antichrist 03:10, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  32. Symbol for vote.svg For. I was gonna vote against, but clearly ~30 people think its funny so I'll tag along this time. I know it means near nothing, at least in the next 2 decades.Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 02:00, 15 April 2021 (UTC)
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