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London 2012 "SHIT" logo (history, logs)

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The IOC will be pissed when they see us making fun of their trademarks. Wait... don't take down my f***ing video!

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Score: 2
Nomination: ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-oly.pngIcons-flag-us.pngIcons-flag-jm.png Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. PurpleDickVote.svg Nom+Boner. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-oly.pngIcons-flag-us.pngIcons-flag-jm.png Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:21, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's cool, although will date very quickly. Nominally Humane! 04:30 14 Aug
  3. For. Made me smile. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 12:00, August 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. 4 Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:41, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 19:39 October 6
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Icons-flag-gr.png Sir SinnerSandbox (¿?) 22:18, October 23, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:54, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. -RAHB 00:21, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. sumone10154(talk) 03:55, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. It doesn't work for me --Prätt Körp (talk) 11:55, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
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rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05
08, December 15, 2012 (UTC)


Tony blair pimp.JPG (history, logs)

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To stand out or to be retarded? Tony blair is an unfashionable block head bling brain who makes mismatched politics a fashion. He has his visions set, as he happily cuts parts out of magazines, but will it be enough to save his political career? He'd better see his stylist - it's no good trying everything! Heil Hitler?

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Score: -2
Nomination: Reallybloodymental (talk) 15:24, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is a great example to all. A true masterpiece, misunderstood for its time! I only just found this gem the other day. Would be sad to let it go to waste. --Reallybloodymental (talk) 15:24, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For. --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 02:37, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. The moustache looks kinda fake. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:54 Oct 25 2012
  2. hahahahahaha, oh wow ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:00, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. It's funny, but doesn't make the cut for VFP. --Prätt Körp (talk) 09:07, October 28, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Nope.--Icons-flag-gr.png Sir SinnerSandbox (¿?) 11:37, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
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rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05
12, December 15, 2012 (UTC)


The Seventh Seal.png (history, logs)

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The English poster of the 1958 film

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Score: -1
Nomination: WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. for --WarWalrus (talk) 14:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Very, very weak for Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 14:27, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. I laughed my butt off. Wish it looked better, though. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Tue, Oct 23 '12 8:49 (UTC)
  4. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 02:40, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
    IT'S BETTER THAN EVER NOW (i've never even seen this movie :X) --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 23:24, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
    I have. Max von Sydow, the old priest from The Exorcist, plays chess against Death. It goes rather predictably. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Mon, Nov 12 '12 23:27 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:22, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I concur ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:42, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 19:39 October 6
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. sumone10154(talk) 03:54, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. --Prätt Körp (talk) 11:56, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
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rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05
18, December 15, 2012 (UTC)


Funny Image Puss (history, logs)

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Pussy in boots take it all the way

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Score: -2 Pussies in boots
Nomination: SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:00, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom + for --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:00, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I likes it --Murder Frog Dull interest wanes. 16:24, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Too texty. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:17, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Works as a side joke but not as a featured image. --Prätt Körp (talk) 04:18, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Zombietexton -RAHB 07:16, 10 January 2013 (UTC)
  4. Nah MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:58, Mar 10
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Demi Lovato.png (history, logs)

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Score: -7
Nomination: Acmed2 (talk) 19:48, 6 January 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 7
  1. Nah. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:55, 7 January 2013
  2. I don't even know why this is here. -RAHB 07:15, 10 January 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg I can't even masturbate to this ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:46, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg ??? — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Jan 26 2013 20:40....... * Virgin Islands America Armenia Nauru Equatorial Guinea Switzerland
  5. Explain yourself or be banned. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Wed, Jan 30 '13 2:19 (UTC)
  6. NO FAT CHICKS huh i'm funny --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 08:21, 4 February 2013 (UTC)
  7. Per Frosty  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:05 3.11.13
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ThermalFarts.gif (history, logs)

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PBBBLT!

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Score: -3 PredatorVision™ farts
Nomination: All rise for the King of Faggots 01:10, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. For. IMMATURITY IS GREAT. All rise for the King of Faggots 01:10, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
  2. 롤.png LOL! — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Jan 27 2013 20:22....... * Virgin Islands America Armenia Nauru Equatorial Guinea Switzerland
Against Votes: 5
  1. Funny but unoriginal to Uncyc. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Tue, Jan 8 '13 4:33 (UTC)
  2. GROSS!!!! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 04:50, 8 January 2013
  3. Erm... -RAHB 07:15, 10 January 2013 (UTC)
  4. Erm.. little girls exist. so NO. --TheNerdKing (talk) 18:45, 10 March 2013 (UTC)
  5. Nay  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:04 3.11.13
Comments
  • Somebody should rewrite Predator, and find a way to include this. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Tue, Jan 8 '13 4:59 (UTC)
  • plus, when Jesus comes and takes you all seriousely in a benevolent way unlike satan and the zionists, you'd feel kind of stupid. --TheNerdKing (talk) 18:45, 10 March 2013 (UTC)
  • rm;-3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:28, 22 March 2013 (UTC)


Penisman (history, logs)

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The triumphant return of Penisman! Saving Internets around the globe from squeamishness and censored cocks!

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Score: -3
Nomination: Kip
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For -- Kippy > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 06:00, Jan. 29, 2013\
  2. Fs—haha feature — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Feb 2 2013 21:46....... * Virgin Islands America Armenia Nauru Equatorial Guinea Switzerland
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:53, Mar 10
Against Votes: 6
  1. Unoriginal. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Wed, Jan 30 '13 2:18 (UTC)
  2. Um, what? --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 21:13, 28 February 2013 (UTC)
  3. In the interests of prohibition of the female orgasm, nay. TheNerdKing (talk) 18:36, 10 March 2013‎
  4. Symbol declined.svg For girls, big dicks are nice. But I'm a guy, so this gonna make me sick  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:02 3.11.13
  5. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:46, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
  6. i can think of 100 very good reasons why this is anything but legit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:32, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
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FU Uncyclopedia! (history, logs)

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FU Uncyclopedia!

F U.
Sincerely, Dexter111344

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Score: 3
Nomination:  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Thu, Dec 6 '12 9:39 (UTC) 09:39, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. I was told to do this. Don't blame the messenger. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Thu, Dec 6 '12 9:39 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Strong for Dexter I miss you. Fuck whoever or whatever made you this pissed off at us. But I want you back damn it! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:41, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For - You're so vain you probably think this image is about you. -- Kippy > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 09:46, Dec. 6, 2012
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm still confused as to why you took that picture in a cave in the middle of the night but whatever. Jackofspades.png (talk) 06:59, 10 December 2012
  5. He has the fingers of a guitarist. And has an obvious light phobia. Aleister 12:47 crissmiss'12
  6. Lol. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 04:48, 1 January 2013
  7. F—Yeah, what he said. FU Uncyclopedia! — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Feb 2 2013 21:50....... * Virgin Islands America Armenia Nauru Equatorial Guinea Switzerland
  8. Because secretly, I think he'd want me to do this MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 03:04, Mar 10
Against Votes: 5
  1. FU DEXTER -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:15, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Huh?? --Icons-flag-gr.png Sir SinnerSandbox (¿?) 12:41, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
    Dexter used to be a kewl uzer here but then he left and when we asked him to come back this was his response and so "FU Dexter" and... um... yeah, explaining the joke never works. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Sun, Dec 16 '12 12:50 (UTC)
  3. Against. Because secretly, I think he'd want me to do this. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:33, Dec 21
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. I'm scared of the dark. --Prätt Körp (talk) 04:21, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  5. FlaccidDickVote.svg Limp boner.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:06 3.11.13
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Michael Jacksons Number Twos (history, logs)

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Posthumous financial difficulties led the Michael Jackson estate to release yet another compilation of crap.

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Score: -3 Shitty songs
Nomination: Poo, Geddit? Salt (talk) 11:45, 23 March 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. The lid of the toilet is down, and Michael's pants are on. Without the explanation it isn't clear what is supposed to be going on. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:41, 23 March 2013 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:11, 23 March 2013 (UTC)
  3. FlaccidDickVote.svg Limp boner. Per Zombiebaron and also it's not very well done. -RAHB 23:49, 24 March 2013 (UTC)
    And seeing as the only thing this user has done since joining is upload this image and then nominate it, I'd imagine it's probably unoriginal too. -RAHB 23:51, 24 March 2013 (UTC)
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  1. rm; -3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:48, 28 March 2013 (UTC)


Chinese midget basketball (history, logs)

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SHOOT!

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Score: 1 midgets playing basketball
Nomination:  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:27 4.05.13
For Votes: 1
  1. N+F  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:27 4.05.13
Against Votes: 0

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Barack Obama Steve Urkel (history, logs)

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Barack Obama Steve Urkel

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Score: -3
Nomination: --All rise for Billy the King! (talk) 15:15, 15 March 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

PurpleDickVote.svg Yes --All rise for Billy the King! (talk) 15:15, 15 March 2013 (UTC)

Against Votes: 4
  1. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:49, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:28, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
  3. FlaccidDickVote.svg Limp boner. Oh I get it now. It's Barack. But the image is also all artifacty, and it's also an Urkel joke, which haven't been particularly relevant since...I don't even remember. -RAHB 23:49, 24 March 2013 (UTC)
  4. — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 03:05:17 04-06-'13 UTC
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FBI Warning (history, logs)

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Often seen at the beginning of movies, this is the FBI Warning that they expect nobody to read or care about.

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Score: 7 people who actually paused to read this at the beginning of the movie
Nomination: ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 00:12, 01/21/2013
For Votes: 10
  1. I've been here for years and I still don't have a featured image. I thought now would be the time to get one. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 00:12, 01/21/2013
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Clever Aleister 00:30 21-1-'13
  3. Dude... --PERVY July 2012 Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2013-01-21T02:28
  4. hee-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:31, 21 January 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:21, 21 January 2013
  6. F—LOL yes — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Feb 2 2013 21:47....... * Virgin Islands America Armenia Nauru Equatorial Guinea Switzerland
  7. For. MadMax (talk) 07:51, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  8. PurpleDickVote.svg Cumming  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 16:58 3.09.13
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:54, Mar 10
  10. Yes! --TheNerdKing (talk) 18:38, 10 March 2013 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. IFYMB! 11:46, 21 April 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. as per my long standing belief that words are for featured article and that visual jokes are for featured images. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:44, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Text based ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:30, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
  3. FlaccidDickVote.svg Limp boner. Entirely text. -RAHB 23:46, 24 March 2013 (UTC)
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  1. rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:40, 14 May 2013 (UTC)


John_kerry_rambo.jpg (history, logs)

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John Kerry during his service in the Vietnam War

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Score: -1
Nomination: This was one of two images created for me on Uncyclopedia:RadicalX's Corner by Strainj1. I don't know if they're feature worthy but I really liked them. MadMax (talk) 07:44, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. For. MadMax (talk) 07:44, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  2. For ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Fri, Mar 15 '13 0:13 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against. Cool image, but I don't see what's so funny.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 22:59 3.11.13
    That's cuz you dunno who John Kerry is. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Fri, Mar 15 '13 0:13 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:48, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
  3. Meh -RAHB 23:46, 24 March 2013 (UTC)
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  1. rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:42, 14 May 2013 (UTC)


222px-The Simpsons-Jeff Albertson.png (history, logs)

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The Simpson's Comic Book Guy gives a critique of a certain Uncyclopedia article.

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Score: -1
Nomination: This is the second image Strainj1 created for me on Uncyclopedia:RadicalX's Corner. MadMax (talk) 07:50, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For. MadMax (talk) 07:50, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  2. Foorrrr  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:35 3.08.13
  3. For. I can see this image working very well in some articles. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:51, Mar 10
  4. get it? he he --TheNerdKing (talk) 18:31, 10 March 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. FlaccidDickVote.svg Limp boner. Works for its purpose, but not a feature for me. -RAHB 19:50, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
  2. As per RAHB. Plus, the angle of the words don't exactly complement his shirt. -- Kippy > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:20, Mar. 12, 2013
  3. Basically what RAHB said, as well as being an old but purposeful pun. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 20:51, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
  4. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:49, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
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  1. rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:43, 14 May 2013 (UTC)


Poledancing Adam Smith (history, logs)

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Adam Smith poledancing for money in a 16th c (?) marketplace.

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Score: -5
Nomination: Tumb13weed (talk) 19:10, 9 June 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. The concept is promising, but I think the execution could improved. Maybe Reefer Desk this one and try again after some fine tuning. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:52, 10 June 2013 (UTC)
  2. Against per Sonje. -RAHB 15:24, 13 June 2013 (UTC)
  3. Not for. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  19:18, 13 June 2013 (UTC)
  4. Why no. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 19:25, 13 June 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. ????? - Strainj1...TALK 09:44, 16 June 2013 (UTC)
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Dildo card (history, logs)

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I never really understood why I never won at Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Score: -4 Dildo
Nomination: IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 01:49 29 May 2013 01:49, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Why not? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 01:49 29 May 2013
Against Votes: 5
  1. FlaccidDickVote.svg Limp boner. -RAHB 05:50, 1 June 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. :'( --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:14, 3 June 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I... no. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  19:11, 13 June 2013 (UTC)
  4. Zombieche.png Strong Zombiebaron ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:27, 16 June 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. To quote Pauline Hanson, I don't like it. - Strainj1...TALK 09:45, 16 June 2013 (UTC)
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Baaaaaa! (history, logs)

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Baaaaa! I'm on fire!

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Score: -2 BAAAAA!!!
Nomination:  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:27 3.15.13
For Votes: 4
  1. 'PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.'  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:27 3.15.13
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Most definitely. Reminds me of this: Smithee-silly-eyes.gif Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 00:49, 15 March 2013 (UTC)
  3. Derpy Hooves became a sheep. Also, for. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-03-22T00:21
  4. Baaaaaaaaaaa! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 21:46, 6 April 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Zombieche.png Strong Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:49, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
  2. PurpleDickVote.svg Zombiebaron ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:29, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
  3. FlaccidDickVote.svg Limp boner. -RAHB 23:47, 24 March 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. No. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:10, 3 June 2013 (UTC)
  5. Zombieche.png Infinite Zombiebaron The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  18:49, 13 June 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. - Meh...... or should I say mahhhh..... - Strainj1...TALK 09:47, 16 June 2013 (UTC)
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Who the fuck abstains an image?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 21:33 4.06.13


Paul is Dead (history, logs)

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The startling transformation of Paul McCartney, fueling the infamous "Paul is dead" hoax.

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Score: -3
Nomination: All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 15:30, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg To ur mum. All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 15:30, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hell yeah! Go Paul Mc! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:48, 3 June 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. FlaccidDickVote.svg Limp boner. -RAHB 05:50, 1 June 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Would be a funny addition to am article but not feature worthy. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:42, 3 June 2013 (UTC)
  3. Paul is dead. So should this nom. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  19:16, 13 June 2013 (UTC)
  4. The joke is that it isn't funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:51, 18 June 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. - Strainj1...TALK 21:35, 18 June 2013 (UTC)
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Interesting-mspaint-user.JPG (history, logs)

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The Most Interesting Man In The World does not always use MS Paint, but when he does, he does so with one arm.

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Score: 5 Interesting MS paintjobs
Nomination: Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:11, 10 June 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. nom&4. Tumb13weedmakes MS paint interesting. And now I want beer. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:11, 10 June 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 00:07 11 June 2013
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Tres Equis. Clicky! Sir CuteDarkraiOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 23:14, 11 June 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I shared it on our Facebook page and magic happened. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:19 Jun 12 2013
  5. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. -RAHB 15:23, 13 June 2013 (UTC)
  6. For. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 00:55, 07/14/2013
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:52, 18 June 2013 (UTC)
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Throbizone advertisement (history, logs)

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Get your dick enhancement pills here!

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Score: 5.5 million pills sold
Nomination: 。◕‿◕。 13:40, 30 August 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom+For Originally on a page I tagged for FFW. 。◕‿◕。 13:40, 30 August 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:51, 26 November 2013 (UTC)
  3. I don't know why but I like it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 00:43, 6 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
  4. Funny as fuck. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Sun, Mar 30 '14 23:53 (UTC)
  5. An original. Leverage (talk) 18:41, 6 May 2014 (UTC)
  6. I giggled. JFC 15:46. Jun 2
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:45 Oct 15 2014
Against Votes: 1.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. 166.137.240.88 12:10, 5 March 2014 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:46, 6 March 2014 (UTC)
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  1. rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:09, 17 October 2014 (UTC)


Cow-nose.jpg (history, logs)

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Score: -2 cows
Nomination: figgycity50 and his talk! Hooray! 14:12, 1 March 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom+For love the eyes. figgycity50 and his talk! Hooray! 14:12, 1 March 2014 (UTC)
  2. I thought it would be something funny. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 17:29, 1 March 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I laughed out loud.- Me, You, You, talk to me >^.^< 23:36, 30 March 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:09, 1 March 2014 (UTC)
  2. Looks like the added 'evil' features were done with a paint program, and I see how it's used in the evilness article but neither the concept nor the execution seem that great to me. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 00:42, 6 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
  3. Na. JFC 15:44. Jun 2
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. -RAHB 14:05, 19 June 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. This is like the world's cheapest MS Paint TheWikiMan026 (talk) 19:52, 20 July 2014 (UTC)
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  1. rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:10, 17 October 2014 (UTC)


CHOMP.gif (history, logs)

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Score: 2
Nomination: Snarglefoop (talk) 03:31, 19 April 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. This picture is too random not to be featured. Snarglefoop (talk) 03:31, 19 April 2014 (UTC)
  2. Oh sure. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 17:33, 19 Apr 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
  3. I assume this vote on this invalid picture is to annoy Zombiebaron? JFC 18:59. May 20
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. -RAHB 14:05, 19 June 2014 (UTC)
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  1. rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:11, 17 October 2014 (UTC)


UnNewsTv.png (history, logs)

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Score: -2
Nomination: Leverage (talk) 18:42, 6 May 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Makes me happy every time I see it. What a lovely straight penis. Leverage (talk) 18:42, 6 May 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against rubbing up next to any of these people. JFC 19:01. May 20
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. But it is a heartwarming family photo. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:39 May 30 2014
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I remember it like it was only yesterday. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth. -RAHB 14:07, 19 June 2014 (UTC)
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  1. rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:14, 17 October 2014 (UTC)


Error messages (history, logs)

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Score: 1 error messages
Nomination: – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 21:25, 13 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
For Votes: 3
  1. Found this through a red link on User:Aleister/pics. Was deleted as an unused file, but when I looked at it it was so funny I just had to restore it. Thought I'd put it here too. (Transparency isn't perfect, but I think that's a small enough glitch. something to do with thumbnails - not a problem with the image) – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 21:25, 13 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.-- MagicBus Talk to me! 22:01, 13 May 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Looks good to me Snarglefoop (talk) 22:57, 13 May 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. ZB JFC 19:03. May 20
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. JFC -RAHB 14:08, 19 June 2014 (UTC)
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  1. rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:15, 17 October 2014 (UTC)


Hardcore Prawn!!!! (history, logs)

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An advertisement for "hardcore prawn".

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Score: -2 prawn stars caught in my net
Nomination: 。◕‿◕。 23:28, 26 May 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom. Nom. Nom. Oh, yeah. Right. For, too. I know this was nominated and deleted before (some time before I existed), but I'd like to have another go at it. 。◕‿◕。 23:28, 26 May 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 23:31, 26 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Against Votes: 4
  1. No... this doesn't make any sense. Plus, it's not funny. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 10:08, 27 May 2014 (UTC)
    I'm not sure you understand it. 'Prawn' is a respelling of 'pron' which means pornography, which is often described as hardcore, so it makes sense to write 'hardcore prawn' rather than 'hardcore porn(ography)', but prawn is actually a kind of seafood as well. So there is 'hardcore prawn' which makes sense as either pornography or seafood, and is represented as seafood because it does not make sense at first glance to have hardcore seafood, but the word 'prawn' could mean either one so in that way it does make sense. And then there's a subcaption that combines the ideas of seafood and pornography. It's a play on words that highlights how absurd the result can be when some words are taken literally, and that makes it funny. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 20:12, 30 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
  2. Na It's worthy of Fish Puns, but not an FA image in my eyes. JFC 20:33. May 30
    Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Prawn aren't fish, but crustaceans. Nice try, though. 。◕‿◕。 19:56, 31 May 2014 (UTC)
    Neigh. Some will always call foal. I blame the seal of approval. JFC 15:39. Jun 2
  3. roman dog bird ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:04, 24 August 2014 (UTC)
  4. Zombiebaron -RAHB 09:30, 3 September 2014 (UTC)
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  1. rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:18, 17 October 2014 (UTC)


Chief WXYY (history, logs)

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The moment for TV during the War.

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Score: -1 Indian-heads in a nutshell.
Nomination: Tiger Juice 14:32, 4 August 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cool! --Tiger Juice 00:48, 5 August 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. It's boring. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 00:00, 9 August 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. So we're just nominating ineligible stuff all the time now? -RAHB 09:28, 3 September 2014 (UTC)
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YAY Again.

  1. rm -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:18, 17 October 2014 (UTC)


Nudity content.jpg (history, logs)

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It's a parody of the parental advisory for CD's.

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Score: -2 nude watchers
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For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's a parody of the parental advisory for CD's. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 13:05, 29 August 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Yeah, no. -- Kippy > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 15:56, Aug. 29, 2014
  2. Lol - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 16:18, 29 August 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  -RAHB 09:27, 3 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:33, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. rm; -3-- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:33, 17 October 2014 (UTC)


Steve Irwin mourning.jpg (history, logs)

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Symbol for vote.svg For. This made me laugh so hard. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 15:07, 27 February 2016 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1
  1. Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured. --Syndrome (talk) 03:22, 25 April 2016 (UTC)
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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. This is a great pic! But if it's not original, then no. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:29, 18 September 2016 (UTC)


Wiki.png (history, logs)

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Our logo shall be featured!

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Score: 2 puzzle potato(s)
Nomination: Stranger195 Philippines (talkcontribsguestbookwtaotmunf) 07:24, 18 October 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom.gif Nom and for --Stranger195 Philippines (talkcontribsguestbookwtaotmunf) 07:24, 18 October 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Mink MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 03:25, 4 December 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like potatoes even though they puzzle me. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:27, 18 September 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. absolute shit ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:37, 24 March 2017 (UTC)


Toyz.jpg (history, logs)

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See image. The guy reminds me of Wendell from the hit TV series "Key & Peele".

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Score: 0.5 violated toy(s)
Nomination: Xander (talk) 14:14, 28 January 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
Against Votes: 0.5
  • close this bullshit and this whole section down, jesus chrsit --69.142.88.64 (talk) 22:55, 8 June 2017 (UTC)
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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I remember my son used to do that. Really it's a great pic, but the credits sound like it's not original, so I don't know if it qualifies for VFP. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:34, 18 September 2016 (UTC)