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Image002.jpg (history, logs)

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Gordon Brown! Hurray!

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Score: -9
Nomination: Cows go moo when they poo 19:27, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. It acually made me laugh--Toungebud 23:47, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. lolyes--Journey to the Lost Isle-er 00:00, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 11
  1. Sorry, Just didn't make me laugh. Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 00:45, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. Um, what the hell?--Gelert 02:10, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against, no explanation needed. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:06, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Does not have a texture like sun. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 03:22, Dec 9
  5. Against - despite the obvious quality, I can't vote for Asahatter (annoy) 06:21, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  6. Symbol declined.svg Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:26, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against. It did make me laugh, but...er...no. RabbiTechno 11:35, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  8. Symbol declined.svg Against.. Though I love the image, it is text-based... Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:12, Dec 9
  9. Against because I cannot eat it with a capri-sun Faglogo.pngtalk 16:19, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  10. BOO!!! Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:46, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  11. Symbol declined.svg MS Paint Crap ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 18:50, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
Comments

I created this on Paint RM -9 -RAHB 06:08, 10 December 2008 (UTC)


MeMe.JPG (history, logs)

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Score: -6
Nomination: Cows go moo when they poo 16:11, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 6
  1. FOAR!!!!1!!1one! omg this liek teh greatest imahj EVAR!!!!1!!1one!!1!!eleventyone!!!! Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:18, Dec 9
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:30, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against.--I bet Picasso was greeted with a similar reaction Asahatter (annoy) 16:56, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Bleh. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:07, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Epic Fail Yea. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 18:42, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  6. No. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:01, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
Comments

RM -6 -RAHB 06:10, 10 December 2008 (UTC)


Jew2.JPG (history, logs)

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Score: -6
Nomination: Cows go moo when they poo 16:54, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. -- Previous request denied --Asahatter (annoy) 16:59, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Weak against Best done out of all his pictures, shows some skill in MSPaint. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:12, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:17, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:19, Dec 9
  5. Symbol declined.svg WTF? Uh what is this. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 18:38, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  6. No. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:00, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • As I messaged this person to suggest they didn't keep VFPing like they are, I'm rather hoping this is a portrait of me. I like! RabbiTechno 17:02, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Oh, well in that case, I may have to change my vote now I see the similarity. --Asahatter (annoy) 17:04, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
Looks just like I did when I was a teenager and used to listen to goth music too much. It now has pride of place on my userpage, needless to say. RabbiTechno 17:07, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

RM -6 -RAHB 06:15, 10 December 2008 (UTC)


RETARD.JPG (history, logs)

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Score: -5
Nomination: Cows go moo when they poo 16:23, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

No for votes

Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. Is this a self-portrait, Cows? Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:26, Dec 9
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:29, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against.--The image kinda sums up my feelings Asahatter (annoy) 16:57, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg I'm tired of MS Paint We don't like your kind around here. :P Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:09, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. WTF is this crap? ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 18:49, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  6. No. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:01, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
Comments

RM -5 -RAHB 06:17, 10 December 2008 (UTC)


SMILEY.JPG (history, logs)

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Score: -5
Nomination: Cows go moo when they poo 16:31, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. -- Please, no more --Asahatter (annoy) 16:58, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg You may take our lives, but you MAY NOT TAKE MY VFP!!!!! Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:10, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against, and someone please ban Cows. Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:18, Dec 9
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. Hell no----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 18:41, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  5. No. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:00, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I left a message on RAHB's talk page, so hopefully this will be fixed soon... Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:28, Dec 9

RM -5 -RAHB 06:18, 10 December 2008 (UTC)


Christian.JPG (history, logs)

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THIS ALL COMES FREE WITH CHRISTIANITY!!!

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Score: -5
Nomination: Cows go moo when they poo 18:09, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:33, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg No ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 18:36, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. No. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:00, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
  4. Per above Come on. You can do better than this... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:01, Dec 10
  5. Symbol declined.svg Oh tits... Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 00:03, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
Comments

CHRISTIANITY (if ya know what i mean)

  • RM -5 -RAHB 06:23, 10 December 2008 (UTC)


Fat Giraffe (history, logs)

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Fat Giraffe

This is a Fat Giraffe, yeah. Suck on that.

Image credit: Cows go moo when they poo
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Score: -2
Nomination: L 17:54, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

Holy shit. --Algorithm 19:31, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

Against Votes: 2
  1. Strike that, not original. Shame. --Algorithm 19:36, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. Yeah... Either this guy is Thomas Mangold or that's not his image. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:41, 18 December 2008 (UTC)
Comments


Phone over Guy's Head (history, logs)

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Phone over Guy's Head

Typical response to Apple Store returns

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Score: -3
Nomination: 75.175.64.227 22:24, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Pete67 02:54, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. For---Blueman 02:57, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Nope Now, I wonder who those "three" people above were... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 03:16, Dec 21
  2. No. The only thing I have over my head is the sword of Damocles. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:21, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. Neine Nope,niet--Nytrospawn 14:37, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
  4. Er... How's about noo. Mister Otter 20:44, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
  5. This is AWESOME!!! The quality, the hilarity, it's just... awful. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:41, Dec 23
Comments

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:16, 23 December 2008 (UTC)


Puff Daddy (history, logs)

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Puff Daddy

Puff Daddy, although one of rap music's foremost contributors in the '90s, is now being accused of having "gone soft slightly gooey."

Image credit: Necropaxx
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Score: -4.5
Nomination: Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:15, Nov 24
For Votes: 11
  1. SN&F. Yes, I know, I'm so arrogant, but I think this has a chance. I may be dead wrong, but that's not up to me. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:15, Nov 24
  2. Heh. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 18:21, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
  3. Why not? -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 07:13, Nov. 28, 2008
  4. This is bloody horrible. ~ Mordillo where is my TWO-INCH PENIS? 08:55, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  5. For. Can't think of anything bad to say about it, so it must be OK. RabbiTechno 17:16, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. - Made me smile--Sycamore (Talk) 18:02, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
  7. Weak For It kinda made me laugh. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 05:45, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
  8. PHWHORE It's so bad it's epic. Kinda like Wayne's World. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:59, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  9. For The best thing on VFP at the moment. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 03:24, Dec 9
  10. Fag compare the names in the for section with the against section and you'll see why. Faglogo.pngtalk 16:05, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  11. For. Funny enough. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:28, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 15.5
  1. really? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:53, 30 November 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 02:55, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against.Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 05:40, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  4. Awesome noobishness--Fallopian 23:54, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against I thought I didn't get it, but there's really nothing to get, is there? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:25, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against Don't like any image from Necropaxx, and never will--Toungebud 23:51, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
  7. Dear lord my eyes!--Journey to the Lost Isle-er 23:53, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
  8. --69.108.121.169 00:30, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  9. Symbol declined.svg Against. My poop looks better.--The Very Neopian 00:42, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  10. ....the fuck?--Gelert 02:13, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  11. I don't think so--¶ist 03:39, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  12. Against. While I'm as suspicious of some of the above voters as Necropaxx is, I really don't see anything funny in this image, and I have tried. Not exactly that well done either, and it just leaves me cold. Also, being the best thing on VFP at the moment isn't that much of a recommendation at the moment. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:19, Dec 10
  13. Symbol declined.svg Against I have been thinking about how to vote on this one. But I fell like the Marshmellow does not really look like a rapper at all to me so I am voting against it. (If they added more bling to it and items like that to the rapping marshmellow I owuld had voted for it) ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 21:16, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
  14. Against -RAHB 03:55, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
  15. Meh ... Mister Otter 20:52, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
  16. Against per above. --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 04:42, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Okay, I don't want to accuse anyone of anything, but first of all... Toungebud? Did your mother beat you as a child? Where is all this unsolicited aggression coming from? Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:57, Dec 9
    • Also, the IP who voted gave himself a full vote, when he only gets a half, and said IP's only edits were yesterday, two of them to make (I'm guessing here) a sockpuppet account, and another edit to vote against my picture. I'm just sayin'... Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:00, Dec 9

Fail'd, -4.5. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:06, 26 December 2008 (UTC)


Andrehitlervampirezombie.png (history, logs)

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Score: -8 MS Paint disasters
Nomination: Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) } 23:35, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 8
  1. Kinda small, kinda terrible. It's probably purposeful, but....Not funny to me in either case. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 23:37, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. Nom & Against Even I don't like it. I don't blame you, Woodburninator.—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 23:39, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against It's witty caption almost had me voting for, but the lack of quality fontage for the "wtf" turned me off of this one. Sorry. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 00:00, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seriously. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:15, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Strong for, definite feature. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:55, Dec 30
  6. Was I high on pot?--Gelert 01:07, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 01:47, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  8. You sick bastards. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 06:24, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. You will be like, wtf?


-8, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:55, 30 December 2008 (UTC)


Startrek-BSoD.gif (history, logs)

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Startrek-BSoD.gif

Data gets frustrated while playing BSoD

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Score: 2 frustrated datas
Nomination: ALT+F4 05:17, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2

#NOM+FOR--ALT+F4 05:18, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

  1. Ha ha!Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 05:20, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

Stupid, stupid, and stupid!--Another"really"Bad Name 20:04, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Comments
  • I believe the nom in invalid, not original work. --Mnbvcxz 05:47, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Unvalid Waaaaaaaaaay unoriginal. -RAHB 05:51, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  • RM per above -RAHB 05:52, 31 December 2008 (UTC)


John Cena in Antarctica (history, logs)

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John Cena in Antarctica

Cena snapshot in Antarctica

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Score: -3 frozen humans
Nomination: Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 05:18, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom & ForFlutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 05:18, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. Uber-terrible--Gelert 05:58, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. meh --Mnbvcxz 05:47, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. Who? --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 07:07, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. No. I wish I couldn't see this. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:32, Dec 31
  4. Get this outta here. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 09:19, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  5. Fuck John Cena. Whoever he is. -RAHB 10:57, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
Comments

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:02, 31 December 2008 (UTC)


Eurg-itna.bmp (history, logs)

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Eurg-itna.bmp

This is what you get when a grue,an eurg,an antigrue,and chuck norris mate

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Score: -4.5
Nomination: ALT+F4 04:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. NOM+FOR--ALT+F4 04:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. per above. --Mnbvcxz 05:48, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6.5
  1. Dear God, no. -RAHB 05:53, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. *sigh*--Gelert 05:59, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. I'm naked. I hope that statement manages to turn somebody on, and that this image does not. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 07:14, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  4. Hnng. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:34, Dec 31
  5. Against. Back in my day, we actually had to be funny. Life was hard, back then. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:01, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  6. Uh, no Hugs! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:35, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  7. So Awful I don't even want to log in to vote against it... 220.253.65.18 03:22, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments

-4.5, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:25, 1 January 2009 (UTC)


SantaSlavery (history, logs)

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SantaSlavery

To keep up with seasonal demands, the slavery program was reinstated at the North Pole.

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Score: -3
Nomination: EMC [TALK] 04:06, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Beautifully designed, much attention to detail. Notice the artist's (mine) way of mastering MS Paint's design features to create a piece of art that screams, "GET TO WORK!!!". Wouldn't you agree? --EMC [TALK] 04:06, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. For we need moar ms paint featured images.--Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 04:39, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. Teh forz per Mnbvcxvz-ALT+F4
  4. *splort* Now we're talkin'. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 07:19, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 7
  1. Wow im a jackass.--Gelert 05:25, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. Lol -RAHB 05:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. lolno. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:41, Dec 31
  4. Lolno, as per UU. Necropaxx (T) {~} 08:32, Jan 1
  5. Oh, and against. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:10, Jan 1
  6. Against, but seriously. -- The Zombiebaron 20:46, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  7. lolno As per Necropaxx -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 23:10, Jan. 3, 2009
Comments
  • Conditional abstain, 1rd: Santa is shown with a rifle resembling an AK47. This implies communism (and is, therefore, wrong). 2st: Santa's costume is clearly incomplete. Clearly. 3th: Santa is missing his moustache. That's like a beard, but it rests between the nose and upper lip. 4rd: The elves appear to have an eating disorder. The only thing elves have is diabetes. 5st: On the elves burns a green flame. Except for hints of blue at the flame tips, elven fire is practically invisible. 6st: Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:40, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
I'd like to first note that Santa does have a moustache. It is thin, and due its white color, is difficult to see. If you squint hard enough, you can see the white moustache -- which is, in fact, so large, that it makes his nose very difficult to see as well. Second, Santa is wearing a red sweatshirt and red sweatpants (it was laundry day). The elves, due to their starvation and maltreatment, are emaciated. They also have diabetes. And dwarfism. For the purpose of making their presence obvious, the flames (or, as some prefer to call them, "hats") have been colored green. Their faces are expressionless (and nonexistant) to demonstrate a sort of dreariness and the elimination of character that comes with the bonds of slavery. --EMC [TALK] 22:23, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
Slavery bonds have a surprisingly good rate of return. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:31, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
How come you guys don't describe (and give comments) the detail in other simple-drawn MS Paint images (like in this one)? Or is it because it was made by a popular person on Uncyclopedia?—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 00:17, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
That depends on the subject matter and the way it is presented. (If users succeed in being popular on Uncyclopedia, they will generally be good at doing stuff like that.) -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:28, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
I don't think Modus, or anyone else for that matter, actually expects emc to improve the image to feature-quality. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:54, Dec 30
I'm telling you for the last time: stay out of my head. You're always bumping into stuff in there. Last time, you accidentally deleted WWII. I spent six weeks after that getting stared at for my new clipped moustache and side-part hairdo. I thought when people said "Dude, you look like Hitler", that it was a compliment in sort of some hip new slang. And my walking tour of Poland was terrible. Jerk. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:56, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Sorry about that... but hey, at least now there'll be an element of suspense in all those history channel documentaries. Who will win? The Allies? The Axis? The overarching moral that in war nobody truly wins? I don't know, do you? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:09, Jan 1
Since I eat pasta while driving a Japanese car and thinking about getting a German one, I assume that the Axis were victorious. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:13, 1 January 2009 (UTC)


Some Cave Dude (history, logs)

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Score: -3 Prehistoric goofballs
Nomination: Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 06:32, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.*cough*—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 06:32, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Huh I don't get it. As a rule, if an image needs to explained, its not funny. --Mnbvcxz 15:49, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
  2. Nope. Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:31, Jan 5
  3. Ugly. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:24, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 22:32, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:47, 5 January 2009 (UTC)


Jane doing the overtaker (history, logs)

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Jane doing the overtaker

see below, yaddle..

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Score: -3 .10% chance Billy May will see Mothman
Nomination: Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 06:44, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom & ForFlutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 06:44, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
  2. Its my fav show!--Fallopian 01:20, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Neh. Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:31, Jan 5
  2. Stop that. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 22:30, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
  3. What? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:15, Jan 6
  4. Surprise against. Boomer christmas sig.jpg Merry Christmas! Merry merry merry edits. PEEING 03:49, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
  5. possible Invalid nom? it looks like an unedited screen shot --Mnbvcxz 06:03, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments

She ate a huffen' posion berry... --- -3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:05, 6 January 2009 (UTC)


DVD! (history, logs)

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DVD!

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Score: -3
Nomination: Gelert 23:46, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Gelert 23:46, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Why am I still on the computer, I have homework to do. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 23:48, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
  2. Image is not text based enough. Definitely needs more text. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:16, Jan 6
  3. lolwut--Fallopian 01:19, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. Boomer christmas sig.jpg Merry Christmas! Merry merry merry edits. PEEING 03:53, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
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-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:05, 6 January 2009 (UTC)


Billy Mayz (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Billy Mayz

some gay guy

Image credit: DrStrange
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Score: -3
Nomination: Fallopian 23:52, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Fallopian 23:52, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. AHAHAHAHAHJHJHAJAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!11111 --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 00:13, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD HAVE ME, THE KABOOM! CLEANER AND THIS FUCKING BLEACH IN A BOTTLE FOR $19.99!! YOU'D FALL DOWN ON YOUR GODDAMN KNEES AND BLOW ME FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $19.99!! (having fun?)--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  00:25, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
  3. I WILL!!!!.... make fun of him!—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 01:05, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
  4. LolNO! Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:23, Jan 7
Comments

WTF? I personally photoshopped Billy into that picture! It was Martha Stewart! I spent a week working on that!!! sob....--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  00:27, 7 January 2009 (UTC)


Rm, -3 Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:03, 7 January 2009 (UTC)


Image:Wotsits infestation.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Image:Wotsits infestation.jpg

Wot!

Image credit: User:Milleniumhog
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Score: -4 Wotsits stampedes
Nomination: Fallopian 01:16, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Fallopian 01:18, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against. Pointless. Boomer christmas sig.jpg Merry Christmas! Merry merry merry edits. PEEING 03:54, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
  2. Huh? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:06, Jan 6
  3. Form the above—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 09:26, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
  4. Wog. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 23:26, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
  5. Lolno. Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:19, Jan 7
Comments

cause it sounded like Wog


Rm, -4 Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:04, 7 January 2009 (UTC)


{{Votevfp |image=Ghost-Vampire-Micheal Jackson thing.jpg |name=Ghost-Vampire-Micheal Jackson thing! |size=160px |caption=Just seeing this image in a black background in a dark room with your Computer being the only light sure is creepy... Also your mom. |credit=Flutter |nom=Yeah, me.—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 09:18, 6 January 2009 (UTC) |scoretext="missing links" |fornumber=2 |for=#Its from a screamer.—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 09:18, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

  1. It had me at "your mom." The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:07, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=5 |against=#*has a heart attack* --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 23:22, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

  1. Agreed, RDB.--Fallopian 23:53, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
  2. LOLno. Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:22, Jan 7
  3. against per above. --Mnbvcxz 16:05, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. I doubt this is even original. If it is, kudos, still not funny. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:36, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

|comments=I don't really care if this wins, like my other noms.—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 09:18, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:38, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
You've said it, bub.—Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 23:42, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

-3, fail'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:22, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Image:Hitlerbarn.PNG (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Image:Hitlerbarn.PNG

Bob and his friend Adolf Hitler begin the construction of a new gas chamber.

Image credit: Thetoastman
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2.5
Nomination: Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 07:11, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. FOAR Thanks! Rbpolsen Icons-flag-us.png 07:11, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  2. AHAHA THIS PICTURE IS WIN!!! The caption isn't all that great, but how well done it is makes it worth it. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 15:34, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  3. הסכמתי As per Colin. RabbiTechno 15:36, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  4. Yes. I thought this was already featured, but it's only a quasi. Fix! Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:20, Dec 9
  5. Heh Faglogo.pngtalk 16:23, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Yea good one and its not crap. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 18:46, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
  7. For - no specific reason ... bob might actually be able to get some new clothes with this commision, so that's a good thing.--Rooob 11:48, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
  8. LolFlutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 00:11, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  9. lol2 Yeah - shop quality could be a bit more better... but good enough! Mister Otter 21:16, 16 December 2008 (UTC).
  10. For because! --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 04:38, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
  11. YAY! no reason!!! --CyberDiablo 16:58, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 13.5
  1. me idiot – Preceding unsigned comment added by Cows go moo when they poo (talk • contribs)
  2. you got my vote – Preceding unsigned comment added by 124.190.2.53 (talk • contribs)
  3. Against. Sorry, but inserting Hitler into a picture doesn't equal funny. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:05, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
  4. What? No Volkswagons? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:31, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. Needs more fascism. Giving the guy on the left a side-part haircut and adding "with Hitler" is insufficient. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:05, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against Per Modus, and the "With Hitler" bit is too obviously shopped. -RAHB 08:59, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  7. Mmmm...nah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:31, Dec 12
  8. Against. With Hitler! see how funny I are? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:32, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
  9. Against. Not enough German sausage. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 03:18, Dec 21
  10. Against We have featured enough hitler on uncyclopedia.--ALT+F4
  11. Against. Per Modus. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:44, Dec 31
  12. Against -- The Zombiebaron 20:23, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  13. Against. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 15:31, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
  14. Nein! -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 23:04, Jan. 3, 2009
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