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Driveby Giraffe

During the early to mid-1990s, drive-by giraffing was a major problem throughout Europe and Africa. Since then numbers have reduced, following a pact between rival gangs. However, they are on the rise in Los Angeles once again, particularly in and around the zoo, as African giraffe's attempt to reestablish dominance in their neighborhoods.

Image credit: RadicalX
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Vote Score: 12 Drive Bys
Nomination: RadicalX 17:05, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 16
  1. What the hell? Wahaha. --AmericanBastard 04:15, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
  2. Shameless self promotion.--R (Holla!) 17:05, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
  3. Bloody horrible. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:10, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. I've always loathed RadX. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:03, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
  5. Om nom nom nom. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:22, Feb 11
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For.—Flutter | Callz ⒇HNU - Help! - Profile - Fun! - Awards 04:32, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Mnb'z 22:07, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. RadicalX strikes again! Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:42, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:24, Feb 19
  10. For I love it! --SkyMan25 08:06, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. As per Modusoperandi. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 21:34, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg Fuggit I held out as long as I could but dammit it's just silly and makes me laugh. Good enough. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:41, 7 Mar
  13. For -RAHB 13:38, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:46, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
  15. for. just really, really well done. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:45, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
  16. It made me laugh That's enough for me. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:34, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against I don't like giraffe-related-violence. It makes me...againstful. -- The Zombiebaron 09:11, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. The blood looks like strawberry jam or some red jelly, the giraffe's proportions are extremely unrealistic, to explain the girl's position she'd have to be standing in a hole in the ground or lacking the lower limbs, the girl's fingers reach into the giraffe's head, do I need to go on? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:57, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 01:34, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
  4. What Socky said, among other things. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:37, 13 May 2011
Comments
  • Conditional for. The giraffe casts no shadow on the car. As it's not a girapire (since it casts one on the ground), this obviously will not do. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:28, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain. No identifiable corners, parts (apart form the grill), or joints on the car. No door, either. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:32, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
    Don't say that too loudly. Giraffes will, in an odd twist, run you the fuck over. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:55, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
    Also, look closer. The details are there, just obfuscated by the colors of the vehicle. Also, check the talk page for the source images, and let me know what details are missing. --R (Holla!) 04:06, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
    Well, now I really can't see any of it because there's a giant shadow obscuring the details. Since when do giraffes cast shadows, anyway? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:11, 11 February 2009 (UTC)


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