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One of the seven wonders of the pre-feminist movement, the Colossus of Barbie stands as a silent sentinel, ever-watching, over Toydom's "Valley of the Dolls." In an ode to its majesty, Percy Bysshe Shelley declared: That all the world remains, to seem, unchanged, Her triumph o'er the rivers, wrath, and range, Of her immortal gaze, fixed cold with steel, I dare not but apease her wealth with meal. But, yet, Man has not seen her to the test; What's more, pity I couldn't bugger her like all the rest. This is evidence that when the monument was built, people were of the belief that God was indeed a woman. Take that, Benedict XVI! Image credit: Prettiestpretty Archive - Discuss this image

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