Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Climate debate causing experts to masturbate

Article: UnNews:Climate debate causing experts to masturbate	Score: 4 people furiously masturbating
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For: 9	SELF NOM + FOR I jacked off to this article so hard it's not even funny. VOTE FOR IT YOU COONS, YOU KNOW YOU LAUGHED AT IT. DON'T PRETEND. --Master Wangs CUNT and proud of it! 04:26, 14 August 2014 (UTC) For. Made me laugh out loud twice :) ShabiDOO 18:09, 17 August 2014 (UTC) you got me ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:18, 18 August 2014 (UTC) For. Mattsnow 02:39, 18 August 2014 (UTC) For. Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 16:12 8.18.14 For. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 20:23, 18 August 2014 (UTC) For. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 23:41, 20 August 2014 (UTC) For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:17, 24 August 2014 (UTC) For. luv the duck FAKEHATER spam me 01:13, 17 September 2014 (UTC)
Against: 5	Against. Sorry, but no. Anton (talk) 13:07, 16 August 2014 (UTC) Against. Great title, great idea and great artist's rendering, but it shows a lot of room for improvement. The article disappoints because the title says that debating about climate is making the experts want to masturbate, but the article is just about experts masturbating for no reason. Plus it's a bit short for a feature. Everyotherusernamewastaken(get dtf) 13:35, 20 August 2014 (UTC) Nah. But I did masturbate. -RA HB 20:38, 24 August 2014 (UTC) against. last time i sit next to RAHB. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:07, 14 September 2014 (UTC) Nah. Things need improving. --Nikau (talk) 17:53, 20 September 2014 (UTC)