Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Abe Vigoda continues unbroken living streak

Article: UnNews:Abe Vigoda continues unbroken living streak	Score: 2 times Abe Vigoda has not actually died
Nominated by:	TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 16:40, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
For: 12	I love Abe Vigoda and so should you. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 16:40, 21 July 2009 (UTC) For; I read the whole article. -- The Zombiebaron 17:18, 21 July 2009 (UTC) For. I wrote a poem to commemorate this: Abe Vigoda is immortal / thinking of him makes me chortle. / Abe Vigoda kicks ass, / on VFH this won't pass. /me bows Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:26, 21 July 2009 (UTC) This is gunna fail so hard But I laugh too. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:44, 21 July 2009 (UTC) For. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:45, 21 Jul For. ~ 22:25, 21 July 2009 (UTC) For This is sure to lift his spirits. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:12, 22 July 2009 (UTC) For Simplicity is often seen as a cop-out. I see it as the hardest thing to do well. Sorry if you think differently. But hey, you got the right to. Whatever. I like it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:51, 22 July 2009 (UTC) For Simple. Best. Simply. The best. Sir Padddy5 CUN VFH 18:01, 22 July 2009 (UTC) Watch, now he's gonna die. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:39, Jul 22 awesome. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:45, 23 July 2009 (UTC) For. This is so hilarious, I think I broke my ass while reading it. Died laughing from the moment I read the title! I love this. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 23:26, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Against: 10	Against I didn't think it was funny. Staircase CUN^t 17:22, 21 July 2009 (UTC) Against. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:40, 21 July 2009 (UTC) Against. hmm mebe i should also put random pictures on pages with no story and hope they get nommed, seems that VFH is getting bored of the Writing trend Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 19:02, 21 July 2009 (UTC) P-shaw. Writing is for losers and hippies. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:30, 21 July 2009 (UTC) Against. This required zero effort or inspiration. -- sheer Ape (zhoosh) (Riot Porn) 21:37, 21 July 2009 (UTC) Against. You may as well put it up for VFP for all the actual written content it has. Surely a picture doesn't suffice as a news article? It's funny, I'll admit, but surely not the example we want to set for UnNews reporters? Changed vote --Sir Sunbeam ~~no u~~ F@H KUN 16:01, 22 July 2009 (UTC) Against. Guess I just old fashioned don't get the joke. It's funny cos it's unusual to report on the fact that a guy is still alive? Well, yea that is! But, is that not what the article which this is parodying did? So this is a shorter picture version of that? Like most people, the main reason I bother to go to the forums is to read Modus's various comments, but he's obviously got me foxed on this one... Mr N 18:11, Jul 22 Against I really didn't enjoy it. It's a rehash of an existing article. I kept thinking of the Mark Twain, "The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated" and wishing this had the wit of that. Short and simple is okay for new and witty, and this isn't that. Pup t 06:17, 23/07/2009 Ugh, a damn fine one trick pony. Damn fine. But, oh you know.. --THINKER 07:56, 24 July 2009 (UTC) Against. Not enough "lol". In fact, there is only one "lol", and it is not large enough to be considered feature-worthy. --EMC^[TALK] 02:31, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Against. Not a VFH nom.--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate). 17:07, 25 July 2009 (UTC) Against*. Per Modus. --UU - natter 08:46, Jul 27*
Comments	Dramathon moved to talk page. ~ 10:08, 22 July 2009 (UTC) Abstain --Sir Sunbeam ~~no u~~ F@H KUN 16:01, 22 July 2009 (UTC) Abstain. I like the joke, but I doubt this deserves to be featured. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:45, 26 July 2009 (UTC)