Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:Mr Happy's Bible Primer

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
VFH overview
All nominations
Feature queue
Re-feature queue
Recently featured
Recently failed
Archive
Rules

UnBooks:Mr Happy's Bible Primer (history, logs)

Article: UnBooks:Mr Happy's Bible Primer

Score: 9.5 begat children

Nominated by:  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:52 9.17.14
For: 11.5
  1. N+F I, for one, found this one effin hilarious.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:52 9.17.14
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:40, 18 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:37, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. 14.2.23.175 (talk) 04:38, 23 September 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 12:23, 23 September 2014 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. now with optional cover. Leverage (talk) 13:21, 23 September 2014 (UTC)
  7. Absolute total genius. I've put this on my atheist blog page. --ShabiDOO 06:47, 24 September 2014 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Anton (talk) 18:55, 24 September 2014 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 23:01, 11 October 2014 (UTC)
  10. For -- The Zombiebaron 20:03, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Fucking stupid. EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(get dtf) 22:32, 9 November 2014 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:57, 11 November 2014 (UTC)
Against: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Eh, it was way too brief and I find the MSpaint pictures to be extraneous. Nikau (talk) 09:23, 22 September 2014 (UTC)

#Symbol declined.svg Against. Ah, what is it? An introduction to Christianity for children? Then the text doesn't make sense. A parody of something? Of what, then? I am really not sure what the author tried to say with this article. Anton (talk) 15:53, 23 September 2014 (UTC)

  1. This is actually a pretty accurate representation of most stories of the first five books of the bible. God is pretty crazy and unpredictable, demands a lot from people, gives them happiness and then destroys them in really strange ways (including turning people to salt ... twice). It's also a parody of the Mr. Books we read as children. --ShabiDOO 06:47, 24 September 2014 (UTC)
    Ok, thanks for your explanation! I haven't really read the Old Testament, so you're a better judge! Anton (talk) 18:55, 24 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. No We had MSPaint man when I was around and he was funnier than this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 11:54, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
When the article was nommed, it was the MSPaint man but we changed it to get Nikau to vote for and he never did. Oh well.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:42 10.06.14
Nah mate, I mean an old article by The UnIdiot which feels the same but less religion 'n stuff. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:41, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Err... I found it a little incoherent. Why did the God kill Mr. Happy? It just didn't make sense to me. I liked the last picture though. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:58, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
    This is a parody of the bipolarity of god in the old testament. He is angry and bitchy and difficult to please. The god of the old testament did actually turn some pretty innocent people into a big pile of salt (for no concievable reason did he do it...nor was it explained what salt had to do with anything). In the O.T. god also makes a lot of demands for sacrafices and strange gifts (including murdering people and throwing animal blood onto altars). No one can be happy for long in biblical times. Most characters get a brief moment of happiness and then god in a moment of bitchy hysteria takes it all away. --ShabiDOO 06:47, 24 September 2014 (UTC)
    I understand that and I see what the author was going for. I just feel the execution was a bit choppy and awkward sounding. Thus, it comes off as a little confusing at first and could use some tweaking. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:30, 24 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. I'll never understand how gimmicky crap like this can get upvotes. Even with the explanation it's literally a one 'joke' article and the one 'joke' is a low effort religious one that is tired and old. --Nikau (talk) 00:32, 26 September 2014 (UTC)

VFH

← Back to summary VFH
← Back to full VFH

Ninjastar.svg
Featured. Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:45, 11 November 2014 (UTC)

This article has passed VFH and was featured on 11 November 2014. This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.

Always check the feature queue first.

Note: the queue slot won't be properly filled until the {{FA}} code (with correct date) is on the article.
Just follow the instructions if you're unsure.
Retrieved from "https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:Mr_Happy%27s_Bible_Primer&oldid=5797780"