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The fact that you don't want a poodle (history, logs)

Article: The fact that you don't want a poodle

Score: 12.5 unwanted poodles

Nominated by: ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 00:31 18 April 2009
For: 20.5
  1. Nom and for Loved it. Short and sweet. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 00:31 18 April 2009
  2. Poodle. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:36, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. wat --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:53, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. For Ipood --CrabPope 11:04, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
  5. Short and sweet. I like it. It's better than some of the longer features... Saberwolf116 13:37, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. I disagree with the honorable DJ, I think the tone is perfect. Quick and businesslike. I'm still chuckling. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:21, 18 Apr
  7. For. IronLung 21:42, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
  8. For How could I not! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:52, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
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  10. Sure. You know what the music means... Our time is up. 13:58, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
  11. This article is stupid. I'm not getting a poodle. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 00:11, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
  12. For -RAHB 04:32, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote.svg For. Now I want a poodle. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:10, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
  14. What the hey. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:34, Apr 20
  15. For. though its kind of short. But I like the idea. User:Zheliel/sigz2 11:11, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
  16. Hm. Thought I already voted For this...--JackOfSpades (talk) 22:26, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
  17. For. Short, sweet, random, funny, good. —Sir Guildensternenstein 04:34, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
  18. For. 122.107.176.147 12:24, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
  19. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nice article. Zeitgeist 14:30, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  20. Yes. Wow, that was great. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:08, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  21. Symbol for vote.svg For. I changed my mind; bought a new one for less, profit! Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:19, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Against: 8
  1. Eh I dunno, it would have been funnier if it sounded like a disgruntled girlfriend/boyfriend saying it. The idea is there but the tone is wrong. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 05:12, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
    1. Comment I dunno, DJ, I think the fact that it doesn't have any context or story is what makes it so funny. I imagine it like a woman knocking on your door and handing you a poodle. But you know, /shrugs ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:06 23 April 2009
  2. against. no funny. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:44, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. Pot poodle. Hmmm - it's a bit too tame for me. Needs to be unleashed and scamper around a bit more. --Romartus 09:27, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. --Docile hippopotamus 09:35, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against. I don't know, it just doesn't seem all that good or funny. SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 13:10, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
  6. No rather lame --Moneke 02:01, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
  7. I don't think I want that poodle. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:15, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  8. Against I didn't really laugh. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:34, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments

    • vote change Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:19, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain. I can't bring myself to vote for this, but it doesn't deserve an against either, so here on this nice, comfy fence I sit. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:06, Apr 24

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