Uncyclopedia:VFH/Rape

Article: Rape	Score: 4 unreported cases
Nominated by:	EMC^[TALK]19:16 Jul 24 2014 19:16, 24 July 2014 (UTC)
For: 11	Rape isn't funny, but this article about rape is funny. This article clearly satirizes many of the prejudices and stigmas about rape, mocking ridiculous beliefs like "she was asking for it because of X, Y, Z..." Some hilariously absurd parts as well, like "How to be raped" and "Tentacle rape" (which is sure to offend tentacle rape victims out there). --EMC^[TALK]19:16 Jul 24 2014 For. Only out of solidarity with victims of tentacle rape. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinA Y B CUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 19:17, Thursday 24 July 2014 - For. Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 06:30 7.25.14 For. Rape is funny. What? I meant the article, not the act! How dare you accuse me you presumptuous fuck! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:33, 25 July 2014 (UTC) Guilty boner My heart goes out to the victims. — S G 1\|Hereish ^{[citation needed]} 08:44, 25 July 2014 (UTC) -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 09:03, Jul. 25, 2014 For. Frosty's a rapist. It's all coming together now! User:Matthlock/sig2 15:27, 25 July 2014 (UTC) After reading the article, I had no choice. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:09, 25 Jul 2014 For. Clever piece of art here Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:37, 30 July, 2014 (UTC) For. Not going to G rate it, "penis pwnt" victims are hilarious :D --Master Wangs CUNT and proud of it! 06:19, 31 July 2014 (UTC) For. tumblr butthurt inbound. -- The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 08:14, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
Against: 7	Against. Taking the moral high ground so I can look snootily down at you all. Plebs - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 08:59, 8 August 2014 (UTC) A couple sentences hit the right balance necessary for satirizing commonly held sexual assault myths, but it's weighted down by a lot of worse-than-unfunny shit. The focus gets very tangled to the extent that, by the middle of the article, I'm not sure if I'm reading an article that satirizes rape culture, or lukewarmly prods it. The only funny joke about sexual assault that I've seen or heard in the last two years is this, and this article does not come close to rising to that level. Argylesocks (talk) 20:47, 11 August 2014 (UTC) Against. I agree - it shows signs of mocking people who leaven the criticism of rapists with talk of circumstances (surely a fine, even ground for satire) but then it gets too much into Jimmy Carr "haha i might be a rapist" territory. Leverage (talk) 17:25, 13 August 2014 (UTC) Against. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:27, 24 August 2014 (UTC) Against. A lot of what Argylesocks said. The touchier a subject, the funnier the article has to be, and much of this article is pretty unfunny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:56, 8 September 2014 (UTC) Against. Because there's better stuff out there. But this is still quite funny. EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(get dtf) 16:50, 11 September 2014 (UTC) Against. Per EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 18:32, 11 September 2014 (UTC) -- MagicBus Talk to me! 18:32, 11 September 2014 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. From a deletion survivor to a feature nomination? RomArtusImperator ITRA* (Orate) ® 13:22, 25 July 2014 (UTC) To be fair; It was only 2 delete votes compared to 8 keep votes. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:04, 25 July 2014 (UTC) Can't remember if I voted against then (surely never in favour) and whether having it occupying the space for something even worse was always debatable. It is still on the Spoon of course, as unfunny there as it is here but hopefully never a feature either. --RomArtusImperator ITRA* (Orate) ® 23:25, 25 July 2014 (UTC) Comment. This article needs a clear concept and a lot of rework. If the rest of the article was in the style of the intro...I'm sure it would be well worth featuring ShabiDOO 02:05, 11 September 2014 (UTC)