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A Man Getting Hit in the Crotch 800 Times (history, logs)

Article: A Man Getting Hit in the Crotch 800 Times

Score: 10 Horrified-but-snickering winces

Nominated by: EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:24, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
For: 13
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nommed for VFH a few years ago and failed, but we're violently short on articles so it's going up again. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:24, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Fuck yes! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:55, 4 September 2011
  3. Symbol for vote.svg FOR Why not? It made me laugh until the tears came. Isn't that a good thing? Screw high-brow. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 11:09, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:26, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For. Jmplayer 17:28, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Yes. Simple and ridiculously funny. Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:02, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
  7. For. Nice! ShabiDOO 00:14, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg Yes because because because it is good. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 01:16, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For - Well, the other articles on VFH have heart, but A Man Getting Hit in the Crotch 800 Times has a man getting hit in the crotch 800 times. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 03:12, Sep. 5, 2011
  10. For. Kip put it better than I ever could have. -RAHB 04:38, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For Feature worthy as-is but would be even better if someone could chop up a movie poster for it.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  12:50, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
    Done and DONE, sir! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 11:30, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. User:DJ Mixerr/sig DJ Mixerr 23:19, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
  13. The. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 06:36, Sep 11
Against: 3
  1. Written two years after Idiocracy came out, this strikes me as unacceptably derivative. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 08:00, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I have no idea what that other guy is talking about, but I feel like Iǘe seen this before, and done better. Just... all the bits. Various places. And they don't really come together that well. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:36, 7 September 2011
  3. Against. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:58, Sep 11 07:58, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment. I think the article could refer back to something really out there (e.g. Jackass or Balls of Steel, Wipeout etc) to make it seem more faux-real. Just seems to be in its own universe here in my view. Also lacks wood jokes. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:09, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
  • Comment. Writing is good but the article needs more illustrations. Total missed opportunity on the soccer (Oh excuse me, football) picture. Should read "A screenshot from the British version of the film, called "Some bloke getting a cracking smack to the goolies 600 times" or something else loaded with British slang. It's kind of like someone who's WAY too American attempting to make British humor (Irony alert) --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:58, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

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