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Dying to save a few extra pennies, Want to buy all the stuff you can. You poor or generous enough for everyone to save money while shopping. Well look no further, This is the place where you want to request a sale or discount generously from The Uncyclopedia Store. We'd be happy to take into further account the amount you want to save, Provided that you have your SSN with you. Now in order to get that sale. You must create a image that is 800x525 and it must feature something hilarious and pricesaving. Though we do have some rules here.

• Must be related to the store
• Existant or Nonexistant Items Apply
• Nothing Offensive Please!

With these rules, I'm sure that your sale will be processed with the upmost decency, Now please post new sales below you and sign with --~~~~ please.

Total Liquidation Sale

--Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:40, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

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